Nelson - From Alaska, the ORIGINAL ALASKAN, JAY YORK!
Trongard - Last week, the Midnight Rockers gave us an example of classic tag team wrestling - filling the Showboat, THE ENTERTAINMENT MECCA OF LAS VEGAS!
Blears - Professional wrestling is on ESPN, seen far and wide, from THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY.
Trongard - I believe that Bockwinkel is a better wrestler today than he was 3 weeks ago.
Trongard - I think he’s a better wrestler because he’s champion, and I think he makes anyone who steps between the roof… the ropes better as well.
Blears - Yes, that is true. You have to be 25% better than you were if you want to beat a champion.
Blears - York’s got the boot up - that’s one of Giant Baba, out of Japan’s, favorite holds. Or move, rather, as it’s not a hold.
Blears - Don’t forget all you teenagers, coming up soon are the Midnight Rockers in a tag team thriller.
Blears - Bridging on the 22 inch neck is the Alaskan. Kids, build up your neck.
Trongard - Build up everything - you’ll need to be strong everywhere to succeed in wrestling.
Trongard - HERE’S THE BOCKWINKEL SLEEPER!
Blears - Nicky has used this move to great success in Europe, throughout Hawaii, and the mainland United States! Watched the eyes of the Alaska. It’s the coroded artery… carotid artery - I had a youngster call it that once.
Blears - It’s the deadly Japanese sleeper - please don’t try this at home. Only do it under the proper supervision.
Nelson - Stan Hansen turned and ran - I guess the only thing better than beating a man is making him run off the field.
Bockwinkel - Stan Hansen, you were in the building, but you ran. I take the victory with pride. I’ve never known the response I’ve gotten from becoming a four time world champion. I guess I’ve gained their trust - they’re a smart bunch. Before, when I was champion, I never gave any quarter, I never asked for one. Mr. Hansen, thanks for the compliment, as you ran and showed your tail to the world.
Blears - They’ve got the world ahead of them, and they’ll be world champions some day, and if I’m not here when that happens, remember that I said that. I hope to be here for a long time.
Blears - Fireman’s carry, a basic wrestling move in the amateurs, but also used here in the professionals.
(after Marty hits a dropkick)Trongard - OOOOOOHHHHHH MMMMYYYYYYYY! DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE!
Blears - Ferris admonishing Shawn for not exiting the ring - a sign of a good referee, as he’s not showing favoritism towards the team that the fans are cheering for.
Blears - Don’t forget sports fans, Jimmy Snuka and Greg Gagne coming up!
(after a botched doomsday device lift up)Blears - Knight went for a victory roll - a move I used to use many years ago.
Blears - Shawn with a French back kick - la savate!
Blears - Dennis Stamp’s been around a long time. Not too long, but he knows where he’s going!
(Stamp tags out to Knight)Trongard - Knight tags out to Dennis Stamp!
Trongard - Good night, Mr. Knight!
Nelson - The victory for the Midnight Rockers!
Shawn - Thank you very much, you saw a different Midnight Rockers because last week, someone said that that we needed to kick somebody in the face and that’s just what we did! Rose and Somers, you can run, but you can’t hide!
Marty - Rose is always running his mouth, but if he was covered in snow, he’d be a walking blizzard!
Nelson - Midnight Rockers, they’re gonna get the belts sooner or later!
Bockwinkel - Rheighgans, was a medalist in the Olympics, is an awesome wrestler, coached at the ‘84 Olympics, and is finally a pro. He’s learned a lot of the catch as catch style in the professional ranks.
Bockwinkel - He’s used to Greco wrestling, which is very restricting, but he’s adapted well to the more free style of professional wrestling.
Bockwinkel - Pete Sanchez has a hand right by the hip, he could use that as a handle, and I would know, I’ve done it many times.
Nelson - You did it well.
Bockwinkel - Yes, yes I did.
Bockwinkel - Rheighans hits the ramrod, or whatever you call it.
Nelson - You don’t see it done any better in the NFL!
DeBeers - WAIT A MINUTE, THAT MAN ISN’T CAUCASIAN! THAT’S NOT SCOTT HALL!
Nelson - That man is Jimmy Snuka!
DeBeers - I DON’T WRESTLE ANYONE WHO ISN’T 100% CAUCASIAN, I’M SORRY!
Blears - There’s no love lost between DeBeers and Snuka, as DeBeers doesn’t want to face him because he’s from Fiji.
Trongard - Larry, you had some run-ins with Greg’s father, Verne, a long-time champion in the AWA.
Larry Hennig - Verne and I went at it for over 20 years, but I enjoy seeing Greg and my son Curt on the same side - it’s amazing to see how things have changed. On ESPN, they’re on the same team.
Blears - That’s the way the world is moving.
Trongard - We’re three minutes in, and correct me if I’m wrong, IS THAT NOT HOW EVERY LARRY ZBYSKO MATCH BEGINS!?
Blears - Greg is biding his time as well, waiting to strike.(Greg attacks)
Trongard - I think he heard ya! I know he didn’t, but I think he did!
Larry Hennig - When I see Greg in there, I see that French, that Gagne temper. Verne’s gotta be watching, and it’s gotta be a thrill for him.
Trongard - Greg’s a great football player, a great golfer - he’s an incredible all-around athlete.
Larry Hennig - Yes, he is.
Fans - LARRY SUCKS! LARRY SUCKS!
Trongard - I think that everyone’s waiting for when Snuka’s in there with Colonel DeBeers… HERE IT IS, AND DEBEERS SAYS NO!
Larry - He’s really showing his colors. He put it on the line, and decided to take a walk.
Trongard - Yes, he’s attacking Snuka from behind! Now he’s willing to go to work on Snuka!
(Snuka tags in)Blears - BOMBBSSS AWWWAYYY!
Trongard - Once again, it has completely drained me to cover Greg Gagne, Curt Hennig, and Jimmy Snuka!
Trongard - He’ll fight when he’s got the advantage, but not when it’s one on-one!
Larry Hennig - Way to go, son!