(after Cena’s tron and music show, and HHH’s tron shows up early)J.R. - Well, it is live television.
Orton - Expecting someone else? (fans - you suck!) All week, it wasn’t whether or not I was going to win at WrestleMania, it was WHO WAS GONNA BEAT ME!? Cena or HHH? NO ONE THOUGHT THAT I WAS GOING TO WIN! YOU PEOPLE NEVER WANTED TO GIVE ME ANY CREDIT! Well, now, whether you like it or not, you have no choice but to show me RESPECT! You people never liked hearing the laundry list before, but you’re gonna hear it now - Michaels, Jericho, Jeff Hardy, HHH, John Cena, and a remarkable victory at the main event of WRESTLEMANIA! Now sure, HHH and Cena are gonna want a rematch, but they don’t deserve it - I don’t need to prove anything to them or to you. Forget the Hulkamania era, forget the Attitude era, we are living in the Age of Orton! (JBL’s theme hits)
JBL - You’re right - Cena and HHH don’t deserve a championship match, I, on the other hand, do. You had the audacity and brag about your match last night - Randy, IT WAS PATHETIC! YOU WALKED OUT WWE CHAMPION BECAUSE YOU WERE LUCKY! Your entire reign has been predicated on luck! My WWE… LOOK AT ME BOY! Championship reign, with that championship, the longest in SD history, was predicated by dominance! Look at my match at WrestleMania, I took the supposed toughest man in WWE, Finlay, and his mutant son, at his own game! You, you can’t beat me. You never will be able to beat me. I am declaring my candidacy for the number 1 contender to the WWE Championship. They say I passed the torch, I WANT MY DAMN TORCH BACK! Bad news for these people - you think they dislike you as champion, they’re gonna hate me!
Orton - WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? EVERYONE WHO HAS SAID THEY COULD BEAT ME HAS FAILED MISERABLY! GET BACK HERE! I’M BEGGING YOU TO COME BACK OUT EHRE!
(to Matt Hardy, after he attacked Orton)Regal - WHO IN THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Matt - HE KICKED ME IN THE APPENDIX! HE TOOK 3 MONTHS OUT OF MY CAREER! I WANT RANDY ORTON IN THAT RING!
(after Cryme Tyme comes out)Lawler - I heard they spent the last 6 months in the island.
J.R. - The Bahamas?
Lawler - Nah, Rikers.
J.R. - When we last saw Cryme Tyme, they were trying to auction off Cade’s hat - they ended up giving it away.
J.R. - JTG with an Oklahoma roll…why’s it have to be from Oklahoma?
Lawler - I dunno.
Lawler - Money money, YEAH YEAH!
HBK - You know, I’m feeling a lot of emotions right now, and none of them are particularly good. You know, I was asked to do a job, to be the showstopper, to be Mr…. WrestleMania, and I don’t know how I feel about that. I had a job to do last night - Flair asked for my A game, and that’s what I gave him. I have too much love and respect for him to give him anything less. I had a chance to pull the trigger, and I did. And now the career of the greatest wrestler who ever lived (fans woo) is over. And I’m the man responsible for it. That is a burden, that’s another burden I need to carry with me for the rest of my life. Forgive me.(HBK leaves)
(to HBK)Regal - You did what you had to do. Personally, it’s something that should have bene done a long time ago.(Batista shows up behind him)
J.R. - Kendrick and London have worked out their problems, back when Kendrick left London when they had a handicap match against Umaga. I was watching 24/7 the other day, and these guys remind me a lot of the Midnight Rockers - they beat you with their speed and technique.
(Holly chops London in the corner, who flies over the top to the floor)J.R. - GOOD GOSH!
J.R. - I was sitting at ringside when Flair won his sixth world title in 1989 - it’s hard to believe that I’ll be here during Ric Flair’s farewell address.
Fans - LET’S GO JERICHO/C-M PUNK!
(during a Punk-Jericho kick exchange)Lawler - This is starting to remind me of a Rob Van Dam movie, Bloodsport, one of the best movies ever about guys kicking each other.
J.R. - Rob Van Dam? Jean Claude Van Damme’s brother?
Show - Well, I would like to congratulate Floyd Mayweather, and his manager, and his five bodyguards, steel chair, and brass knuckles - congratulations to all of you. May weather - greatest fighter in the planet, but I’m not out here for him, I’m out here for the hall of fame. Ric Flair stood at the podium and talked about being in the ring with Andre the Giant, and said that I’m the greatest big man he’s ever been in the ring with. I can’t tell you how much that means to me, so I’m going to make something very clear - I’m going to go back to doing what I do best. No one can beat me one-on-one, I will be the first man… (Khali’s theme hits)
J.R. - This is something I thought I would never see!
Lawler - This is like King Kong squaring off with Godzilla! (fans can’t - YOU CAN’T WRESTLE!)
Show - YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF MY FACE!
Khali - DAH!
Show - Seriously.
Fans - SHOW’S GONNA KILL YOU! (Khali leaves)
Santino - 1-2-3-4-5...(Maria finds him doing squats) 88-89! Did you enjoy kissing Scooby the Dogg?!
Maria - Santino, Regal said only you could end this match…
Santino - Maria, I should have been in the money bank, or in the royal battle, but I was stuck in the lowest form of WWE - divas match, divas should be at home making pasta or babies! Maria, I NEED A RELEASE, and unless you know of another way to get one… (Maria slaps him) FINE MARIA, HAVE IT-A YOUR WAY!
Lawler - Jeff Hardy means business in this match!
J.R. - IT’S MATT!
Lawler - Matt, sorry…
Dusty - I’ve wined and dined with kings and queens, and I’ve wrestled Ric Flair. I struggled through some nights, thinking about standing across the ring from him. Hearing that bell ring, 60 minutes later, still chilled up inside. It was always a happening every time you stepped into the ring with me, it was a monumental event. There’s legends, there’s icons, but from this day forth, Ric Flair, is a national treasure.
Flair - WOOO! Last night, I wrestled my very last match at WrestleMania. I will never ever wrestle in this ring again. (fans boo) Please, I’m not sad about not wrestling. You shouldn’t be sad about the fact that you’re not gonna see me out here - you should rejoice because I’VE HAD THE GREATEST WRESTLING CAREER IN THE HISTORY OF PRO WRESTLING! AND LAST NIGHT, EVEN THOUGH I LOST, I LOST TO A GREAT, GREAT WRESTLER AND A FAIR MAN! Truth! Rejoice in the fact that I have wrestled in front of you fans, raised more hell, and had more fun, every day of my life. Swear to God. I’ve been tearing up all day at the thought of not being able to come out here any more, but I’m in a good place, and I love you. Thank you, thank you. I wanna thank you for the memories, thank you for the support, and most of all, thank you all for making me who I am today. WOOOO! (HHH’s theme hits)
HHH - Ric, if you think these people in Orlando are the only ones who wanna thank you, if you think that the millions of people watching on TV are the only ones who wanna say thank you, well then my friend, you’ve got another thing coming. Because I had to come out here and tell ya something - from the bottom of my heart, I love you, man. And thank you, thank you! (HHH bows) Now, that takes care of me, but there are a few other people who wanted to say a thank you, too. This one group of guys, I talked to them today, and it’s weird, my hand’s bene cramping up like this… TULLY BLANCHARD, ARN ANDERSON, JJ DILLON, AND BARRY WINDHAM - THE FOUR HORSEMEN!
J.R. - This is the first time the Horsemen have been together since 1988.
HHH - THE ANIMAL, AND THE EVOLUTION, OF BATISTA! RICKY THE DRAGON STEAMBOAT! THE SEVEN TIME WORLD CHAMPION, HARLEY RACE! GREG THE HAMMER VALENTINE! ANOTHER HORSEMAN, DEAN MALENKO! Y2J, CHRIS JERICHO! JOHN CENA!! Ric, here comes your family. His wife Tiffany, David, Megan, Reid, and Ashley! (fans clap, woo, and cheer, HBK comes out and hugs Ric) First, those are sweet watches? Do those match? Cool. We can keep this going on all night, so anyone else who wants to come out and say thanks to Ric Flair, come on out!
Entire WWE roster - THANK YOU, RIC!
Crowd - Thank you, Ric!
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