The "WWE doesn't use 'Wrestling' anymore, so TNA is #1 by default" Wrestling Thread

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Wow.. Some really depressing (but not entirely unexpected) news regarding Scott Hall from Kevin Nash

“Over the last few weeks, since the horrifying New England appearance of Scott Hall, my Twitter page has blown up with plea’s to help Scott. First of all, nobody has to ASK me to help Scott Hall. I consider Scott like a brother. He’s much more than a friend. I have spent more time with Scott Hall in the last 18 years than I have with my wife in the 23 years we’ve been married. We have no secrets between each other. This is ‘real life’. Nobody knows what Scott has gone through since early childhood to what he has gone through up unto this point, except for me. I can tell you Scott Hall has neither a drug or alcohol addiction, Scott’s problem is he suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Drugs and alcohol aren’t the problem, to Scott they are the solution. He is a fragile and broken human being, not a race horse that you take a whip to to perform. Scott Hall is in bad shape and each time I talk to him I feel it may be the last. It’s gotten to the point where I save his voice mails, much like I would’ve saved Andrew’s (Test), because I knew sometimes when I heard his message it could be the last. The media will want to blame wrestling when Scott passes. Scott was broken way before he broke into the ring for the first time.”
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It'll be a sad day when he does go. I know we're all expecting it and it'll happen sooner than later, but still.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']That poor Godwinn dude looks like the troll from the first Harry Potter film.[/QUOTE]

The entire FCW roster is rough looking. It seems that WWE has already promoted most of the guys who have "the look."
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']I still wanna see Percy Watson on the main roster. Dude got pretty good mic skills and the crowd always eats up his antics.[/QUOTE]

I remember reading recent house show reports where he actually was having singles matches. It may have even been the European tour.

So, that's either a good sign, or a sign that he's getting paid one final time before getting dumped.
 
I just wanted to add to the "Why would WWE discourage Zack Ryder" topic by saying that it's ridiculous and stupid for WWE to discourage Zack Ryder. Ryder marketing himself and expanding his audience should be a positive and encouraged.

Curt Hawkins is the recent guest on Colt Cabana's Art of Wrestling podcast and I now appreciate Hawkins more—and I already expressed being a fan of his present gimmick and ring work. Guy just wants a chance, and, honestly, I think he deserves it. Guy is good on the mic and good in the ring. He actually brought up how he teamed with Vance Archer because of the Two Dudes with Attitude (Michaels and Nash) dynamic. That philosophy alone credits him at least an Intercontinental title shot.

I understand how WWE wants to compete with the UFC. But separating itself from pro wrestling is the wrong decision. If they aren't a pro wrestling company then what is the brand of their type of entertainment? Are they an entertainment entertainment company, or what? The name "pro wrestling" is a more popular brand than the term "sports entertainment." WWE is a pro wrestling company and there is no way to escape its relation to pro wrestling—no matter how hard the company tries to play revisionist with its history. If WWE escapes the association with the term pro wrestling, it won't be in our lifetime.

WWE should embrace its pro wrestling roots. Sure, there's a certain stigma that comes with being a pro wrestling company, but slapping on a layer of icing and branding it "sports entertainment" isn't going to change anything.

WWE's cross-media platform is no different than it was when they were a pro wrestling company. Hopefully, when Vince dies, Triple H sets the WWE back on track. He seems like the best thing for WWE, and I hope the faith is warranted.
 
WWE is as much of a pro wrestling company as they have been since the rock 'n wrestling era when they expanded into stuff beyond just the wrestling ring - they've just taken the term out of their name.
 
That is true.

I've always been a bigger fan of WCW for that reason. They were always the better pro wrestling promotion.
 
[quote name='Dr. Venkman']I would dare to say it's D-Lo Brown.

You're looking at the real deal now.[/QUOTE]

Made me almost fall out my damn chair...LOL
 
As you may have expected, TNA wrestlers are not happy about Jay Lethal's departure from the roster.

Max Buck: "Ridiculous. Just ridiculous."

Amazing Red: "...... ;( %&*$"

"Morale has just took a nose dive (SMFH)."

Jeremy Buck: "worst possible thing to happen to r locker room.

Tara wrote to Lethal: "Oh I hope this is just a rumor. Because I will miss you terribly."

All from Twitter.
 
[quote name='JJSP']
Jeremy Buck: "worst possible thing to happen to r locker room.
[/QUOTE]

Until Hogan wins the title.

...you KNOW it's gonna happen.
 
I don't know the situation, but good for Lethal. TNA completely dropped the ball with him after that hot Flair angle. He could have been a major guy for them.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Oh, also, I forgot: WWE is totally going to shitcan Melina when it comes time for the post-WM releases.[/QUOTE]
It wouldn't surprise me to see Morrison get the boot as well.
 
The Melina-gets-the-boot prediction seems spot-on considering this crumb of information.

"Alicia Fox has replaced Melina on the last leg of Raw's ongoing tour of Europe. The brand's tour concludes Saturday in Doha, Qatar."

Of course, it could mean nothing. But, I definitely wouldn't be surprised to see Melina get the boot.
 
Yeah, at the very least they'll punish her and Morrison by separating them in the draft again.


Also,(since TNA is on) Bubba Ray is doing the absolute best work of his career. He's clearly lost a good amount of weight and he's getting the crowd more pissed off than anyone else on the show. Complete opposite of Anderson's schtick...he'll tell you he's an asshole over and over again, Bubba actually acts like one.
 
I almost busted out laughing at Hogan trying to put over Stone Cold, I mean "Cold Blooded", Matt Hardy as a main eventer against Sting.
 
Err...Matt Hardy's promo was bitching about how Sting threw down Jeff's ugly belt...Sting handed it to Hulk Hogan who looked at it in disgust and threw it out of the ring.
 
I'm absolutely crushed with work at the moment (and have been for the better part of 7 months) but hearing that Bubba Ray is flourishing in TNA is music to me. I'd dig up some Youtube clips of the Dudleys almost starting riots but you all have probably seen them. If you haven't, do some digging. Them on the mic in original ECW towards the end of their run(s) there is terrible and wonderful.
 
[quote name='diddy310']Err...Matt Hardy's promo was bitching about how Sting threw down Jeff's ugly belt...Sting handed it to Hulk Hogan who looked at it in disgust and threw it out of the ring.[/QUOTE]

Maybe it's in reference to how Sting won the title and replaced it with the new design immediately...
 
[quote name='diddy310']Err...Matt Hardy's promo was bitching about how Sting threw down Jeff's ugly belt...Sting handed it to Hulk Hogan who looked at it in disgust and threw it out of the ring.[/QUOTE]
Sting replaced the belt. That sounds like throwing it down to me.
 
[quote name='Halo05']I'm absolutely crushed with work at the moment (and have been for the better part of 7 months) but hearing that Bubba Ray is flourishing in TNA is music to me. I'd dig up some Youtube clips of the Dudleys almost starting riots but you all have probably seen them. If you haven't, do some digging. Them on the mic in original ECW towards the end of their run(s) there is terrible and wonderful.[/QUOTE]

I remember seeing part of this clip on the Rise and Fall of ECW DVD:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrvkCA8gsAg
 
Yeah, Bubba's doing some awesome work in TNA. He's actually a reason—to—watch TNA—but only for his segments.

I'd love it if WWE allowed their wrestlers to exhibit more personality. Between Curt Hawkins referencing old pro wrestling toys and saying he based his gimmick off of Bret Michaels' Rock of Love, to Dolph Ziggler making a Futurama reference, I'd love to see some of these references in promos.

Oh, and I take back every negative comment I made about Luke Gallows. That guy had the personality to be a star. He is hilarious.
 
[quote name='Chase']
I'd love it if WWE allowed their wrestlers to exhibit more personality. Between Curt Hawkins referencing old pro wrestling toys and saying he based his gimmick off of Bret Michaels' Rock of Love, to Dolph Ziggler making a Futurama reference, I'd love to see some of these references in promos.

Oh, and I take back every negative comment I made about Luke Gallows. That guy had the personality to be a star. He is hilarious.[/QUOTE]

And that's what I love about "The Art of Wrestling" and Twitter. You get a feel for the personality of these guys. It really sucks that WWE so manufactured. MORE personality in promos and in the ring is NOT a bad thing.
 
[quote name='diddy310']90 percent of the time Dolph's tweets are about porn stars, Archer, and Spongebob.[/QUOTE]

And that's a bad thing? :lol:
 
Whatever painkillers Hogan's on are working, because his promos were fucking ridiculous and I loved them all. AJ and Bubba's deal started off annoying, with AJ, who is supposed to be coming off of a CAREER-THREATENING INJURY, just coming down from the ceiling for...some reason. Then he demands Bully in a cage, they fight, AJ is able to climb up to the top of the cage without any problems, teases a jump, and then thankfully doesn't do it. Bubba and AJ were great on the mic and the in-ring stuff was short and made me want to see them in a one-on-one match, so a win overall, minus the wackiness. Plus, it led to a really fun Beer Money vs. Rob Terry/Murphy match. I think Murphy's wearing Williams' singles gear, or it's just the ever-important Murphy family crest on them. Beer Money was just made for TV squashes - these guys would've been huge draws in the '80s NWA because they can do anything - comedy, fun squashes, great long matches, and can cut good promos.

Jeff building up Karen to be the queen of the mountain was great. He looked ridiculous, she looked hot, and EY's deal feeding "Mongo and Sid" was funny. Sure, they stole the horse jokes from Seinfeld, but Taz copped to that, and it led to the heels getting covered in shit. Then, like WWE with the DX deal, they replayed it and made too big a deal out of it. ONE OF THE GREATEST MOMENTS IN IMPACT HISTORY, according to Tenay. Yeah not quite. And it got worse with Karen just yelling at the top of her lungs endlessly about it. Oh, and Kurt's gonna bring in a mistress to beat up Karen.

Sting named RVD the number one contender in a "dream match" that they've already done before, including once like two weeks ago on free TV. RVD and Hogan cut a promo on each other. Hogan was just out of his mind here and it was awesome. He said AND I QUOTE, that he wanted to be delusional. I howled with laughter at that one. And then he said a bunch of other crazy shit, I think RVD talked for five seconds about dignity and respect but don't remember much because of Hogan being all crazy. At some point, Hogan talked about taking over the show because "the execs weren't there"...even though they're NEVER there, so he made Matt Hardy vs. Sting. Hardy wore Jeff's belt. Still looks awful. Probably the closest Matt's coming to a world title though, and TNA redid the '94 Olympics deal with a steel pipe to the leg that also felled the MIGHTY HULKSTER BROTHER, although he did more jobs via a woman's shoe than to that pipe. Nothing match, but they did get over the deathdrop as a nice out of nowhere move. Oh, and then Anderson came out and beat them up and said shit. I fuckING HATE THIS GUY AND WANT ABYSS TO IMPALE HIM WITH JANICE. The board or Dixie's mother, I don't care which.

Let's see...Crimson came out in what I think were women's jeans. Dude went from being a badass in a swank suit to now apparently having to shop in the women's section and can't even afford a shirt. Morgan came out and whined about being the number one contender before Steiner just stripped him of his dignity verbally and beat up the much larger man. Go Scotty! Velvet cut a promo about knowing that Angelina's being drugged and can't think for herself, but is somehow still fully responsible for what she's doing...fuck Velvet. What a bitch she is. And this time, Winter called her that. Then later, Miss Tessmacher warned all the bitches in the women's locker room that she's coming back. Looked pretty hot after facial surgery too. Good show overall - first hour was largely very good and at least entertaining, while the second hour dragged and had crap like the women yelling and Anderson yelling. Still, they announced a match for the PPV in Sting-RVD nine billion and probably built up Tara-Madison, Morgan-Crimson, and Velvet-Angelina for it as well. No Pope or Joe on the show though - had to make time for bitches, assholes, has-beens, and horseshit.

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AJ - I’M BACK I’M BACK I’M BACK. BULLY RAY, YA THOUGHT YA HAD ME DOWN AND OUT AND YA THOUGHT YA ENDED MAH CAREER. BUT YOU WERE WRONG. DEAD. WRONG! And you shoulda seen yer face, my God. WHEN IT SHOWED UP AT LOCKDOWN UNEXPECTED, IT WAS LIKE YOU SEEN A GHOST, BULLY RAY. I CAME TO LOCKDOWN TO PEEL YOUR HEAD LIKE AN ONION AND TAKE YOU OUT. THE ONLY EXCEPTION THEIR WAS WAS THE FACT THAT YOU WEREN’T WHEELED OUT TO THE HOSPITAL. I SHOULDA LEFT YOU LAYING JUST LIKE YOU LEFT ME. AND THAT’S WHY I’M HERE TONIGHT IN THE IMPACT ZONE. WE GOT THE CAGE, ALL THESE PRETTY LITTLE WEAPONS, SO YOU BULLY RAY, FOR ONCE, MAN UP AND JUST FACE ME FOR GOD’S SAKE LIKE A MAN!
Ray - Are you serious? Face you like a man? AJ, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I AM THE MAN! I’M THE MAN THAT PUT YOU IN DA HOSPITAL FOR A MONTH. THAT POWERBOMBED YOU OFF THE STAGE THROUGH A TABLE!
AJ - I’M STILL STANDING.
Ray - I COULD GO IN THAT RING AND BEAT YOU SO BAD YOU’LL NEVER WRESTLE AGAIN. I’M A MAN, YOU’RE A BOY. I’M A WARRIOR, YOU’RE A NOBODY! AJ, SO HELP ME GOD, IF I COME DOWN TO THE RING, I’M NOT GONNA TAKE IT EASY LIKE I DID LAST TIME. THIS TIME, I’LL AKE YOU AND POWERBOMB YOU AND SPLIT YOUR HEAD OPEN AND MAKE SURE I TAKE CARE OF YER WIFE AND KIDS!
AJ - I’LL KNOCK THE FAT OUTTA YOU! I’LL MAKE YOU SKINNY!
Ray - I TOOK YOUR MILK MONEY AND I’VE TAKEN YOUR MANHOOD! I’LL TAKE CARE OF YOU ON MY OWN TIME. GO TO HELL!
Tenay - WHO’S THAT!?
Taz - Gunner!?
Tenay - IMPACT STARTS OFF WHERE LOCKDOWN LEFT OFF!
Taz - Robert Roode put a hall of famer out of action.
Rob Terry - AJ, YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES!? Beer Money, you may’ve won at Lockdown, but tonight, Murphy and I have something to prove to Hulk Hogan. WE’RE GONNA GET REVENGE FOR WHAT YOU DID TO RIC FLAIR. WE’RE GONNA TAKE THOSE SHINY BELTS YOU HAVE AROUND YOUR WAIST AND…TAKE THEM OFF YOU!
Roode - You called us out and want a match with us for the TNA World Tag Team titles in a cage? LET’S ASK THE FANS! WHADYA THINK!? WHAT THEY WANT, WE’RE GONNA GIVE ‘EM.
Storm - SORRY ‘BOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK!
Jarrett - I’m the King of the Mountain, and tonight, I’m gonna make you the queen!
Karen - DO I GET A CROWN!/
Taz - I know for a fact that the Hulkster is PISSED OFF, and that’s putting it mildly.
Hogan - LET’S JUST CUT TO THE CAHSE, THE MAN THAT MADE PRO WRESTLING, THE MAN WHO RUNS THE SHOW HERE IS STANDING IN FRONT OF YA. THE WAY IT GOES. I CALL THE SHOTS, AND MR RVD, GET OUT HERE BROTHER! RVD, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU’RE A FEW FRIES SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL BROTHER, BUT YOU, LIKE ANDERSON MADE THE MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE. AND YOU, JUST LIKE ANDERSON, ARE GONNA PAY FOR IT BROTHER!
RVD - Hey Hulk, remember back in the day before you were a heel, when the fans and the boys gave you mad love for being the man who carried wrestling all on that all-American back of yours.
Hogan - Nothing’s changed.
RVD - YOU TURNED THAT BACK ON US FOR RATINGS. Now everyone wants you to just get the hell out of the business. I may not have climbed your mountains, but everything I’ve accomplished, I’ve done it with respect. Cuz I’m a standup guy AND frickin’ amazing in the ring. Wrestlers nowadays can’t make a living doing a leg drop. Things have changed, but RVD won’t.
Hogan - I HEARD ABOUT RVD BODYSLAMMING GIANTS, INDOOR ATTENDANCE RECORDS…WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN A BIG FISH IN A TEENY TINY POND, OR A LITTLE FISH IN A BIG POND. YOUR CAREER HAS BEEN MEDIOCRE. WITHOUT MY HELP, YOU’LL ALWAYS BE A MID-CARD PLAYER.
Hogan - WHO INVITED YOU OUT HERE!?
Sting - I invited myself. DID I HEAR YOU SAY THAT RVD WAS MEDIORE, OR THAT HE’S JUST A MID-CARD PLAYER!? THAT’S GONNA BE HARD TO STOMACH CUZ HE’S GONNA BE FACING ME IN THE MAIN EVENT AT SACRIFICE!?
Hogan - ARE YOU SMOKING THE SAME CRAP HE IS!? IF SO, GIMME SOME OF THAT SO I CAN BE DELUSIONAL TOO! I WANNA WALK AROUND HERE LIKE A FRUITCAKE!
Sting - THE NETWORK PUT A CLAUSE IN MY CONTRACT THAT IF WON THE TITLE, I COULD CHOOSE MY OPPONENT.
Hogan - YOU, YOU, AND THE NETWORK ARE ALL HIGH ON THE CLOUD. YING YANG YES NO HIGH LOW BING BONG THE NETWORK DOESN’T HAVE THE GUTS TO FACE ME!
Sting - THE EXECS AREN’T HERE NOW, BUT THEY WILL BE.
Hogan - This dream match? RVD’S GOT A BIG PROBLEM, CUZ THE MAN WHO FILETED HIM LIKE A FISH WILL FACE HIM TONIGHT. I’LL BE IN ABYSS’S CORNER. AND AS FAR AS YOU GOT STINGER, THIS SO-CALLED DREAM MATCH, YOU GOT A BIG PROBLEM, BRAH, SINCE THE NETWORK ISN’T HERE, I’M ALSO BOOKING THE MAIN EVENT. TONIGHT BROTHE,R THE STING MAN IS GONNA FACE THE MAN IN TNA WITH THE BIGGEST CHIP - MATT HARDY! ALL HE’S BEEN DOING IS DROPPING BOMBS IN TNA, AND TONIGHT, HE’S GONNA GET REVENGE FOR WHAT YOU DID TO HIS BROTHER. BROTHER. IT’S SHOWTIME!
Angle - Hey guys, have you seen Kurt and Karen?
Guy - They’re on a horse and carraige.
Angle - Horse and carriage…thanks.
Rayne - YOU WERE IN CAHOOTS WITH MICKIE!
Tara - CAHOOTS?
EY - These are the two best horsmen of all-time - Mongo and Sid.
Angle - What are you feeding them?
EY - Beans!
Angle - They’re gonna shit all over the place.
EY - That’s the idea.
Angle - Get some buckets.
Taz - Sting will defend the title against Matt Howdy.
Taz - Jeff looks like he’s gonna sell ice cream. Or fried chicken.
Jarrett - Princess, your actions from this past Sunday night brought a tear to my masculint, baby blue eyes. FOR A WIFE to sacrifice her own well-being for her prince was truly an act of heroism. Of unselfishness! Gosh, and most importantly, an act of true love. So tonight, the king of the mountain is gonna officially coronate my bride, my princess. MY ENTIRE UNIVERSE, THE QUEEN OF THE MOUNTAIN! So at this time, I would like for everyone in the Impact Zone and everyone at home - stand up! Please! SALUTE AND STAND AT ATTENTION AS I ANNOUNCE FOR THE FIRST TIME OFFICIALLY. Ladies and gentlemen, THE QQUEEEEEEEEEENNNNN OF THE MOUNTAIN - KAAAARRREEEEEEEEEEEN JAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Taz - That crown is massive. Look at the nub at the top.
Taz - QUEEEN KARREN!
Taz - IT’S THE DAMN BEANS. OR BEEFARONI!
Karen - OH, SHIT!
Taz - QUEEN POOPIE!
Tenay - Someone open a door!
Taz - MAYBE IT’S A BAD THING Jarrett has white pants.
Tenay - ANGLE SLAM INTO THE THRONE. Pardon the expression.
Kurt - You think you’re in a world of shit right now, literally? Wait until you see what I have in store for you next. I would never lay a hand on the mother of my children, but I have a mistress. Purely business. And Karen, she can’t wait to meet you. And Karne, you might wanna get that shit off yer face before you leave here tonight.
Taz - We need a little tree air freshener.
Taz - Queen Karen’s more like queen cocky!
Hogan - TONIGHT BROTHER OF THE NIGHT, YOU’RE GONNA GET YOUR SHOT!
Hogan - Kenny boy, I NEED A WORD WITH YOUR ASS!
Anderson - You want me to tell you who the network guy is? PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A RIB. IS THIS CANDID CAMERA!? IS ASHTON KUTCHER GONNA COME OUT!?
Hogan - YOU’RE THE ONLY PERSON I’VE TRULY HATED. And if this was ten years ago and 8 back surgeries ago, THIS WOULDA BEEN YOUR ASS BY NOW!
Anderson - I’M BORED! Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to be an asshole.
Hogan - Abyss, IT WASN’T HIS TIME. NOW IT’S TIME FOR RVD!
Tenay - IT IS RANK IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
Taz - THAT’S HORSE POOP!
Tenay - What is RVD’s mindset?
Taz - Massive revenge. RVD lost the title but he didn’t actually lose it.
Taz - I have to disagree with Hogan’s assessment of RVD as a mid-card guy. He’s a former world champ who’s been a champion in every organization he’s been in.
Sting - Jeff Hardy? That’s no secret - I’ve been fighting to get him back in TNA because he’s one of the best of all-time. Hogan’s gonna make me do what I do for a living - WRESTLE! I’M GONNA WRESTLE CUZ IT’S SHOWTIME!
Matt - This title meant everything to him - it has his face on it. MY BROTHER’S BLOOD MAY NOT HAVE BEEN COLD ENOUGH TO STOP HIM, BUT I AM COLD BLOODED AND I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU ARE!
Morgan - At Lockdown…love you too sweetie, I FINALLY PUT THE EXCLAMATION POINT AT THE END OF THE HERNANDEZ SENTENCE. NOW IT’S TIME FOR THE BLUEPRINT TO GET BACK ON THE FAST TRACK TO HIS FIRST TNA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP. And since everyone here is handing out title opportunities, here’s a sound piece of advice - THE BLUE PRINT NEEDS TO BE NUMBER 1! Ya see, this waiting game is stale. It’s over. I’M BORED. I’M SICK OF WAITING FOR MY TIME TO COME. MATT MORGAN’S TIME IS NOW. AND IF I DON’T GET IT, I’M GONNA TAKE IT! (Steiner comes out)
Steiner - CUT THE MUSIC! EVERY DAY THAT I WAKE UP, I SWEAR TO YOU THAT I WAKE UP IN A GOOD MOOD. BUT SOMETHING FAILS AND THAT PISSES ME OFF. YOU CLAIM TO BE THE DNA OF TNA!? LEMME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU, IF I HAD YOUR DNA, YOUR GENETICS - I’D SHOOT MYSELF. NO, I’D KILL MYSELF, THEN I’D HANG MYSELF. YOU CAN FLEX ALL YOU WANT, BUT YOU’LL NEVER HAVE ARMS AS BIG AS MINE, BE AS RIPPED AS I AM. WHY!? BECAUSE YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE AND YOU’LL NEVER BE ME. AND THEN YOU COME OUT HERE AND SAY YOU DESERVE A WORLD TITLE SHOT. YOU DISRESPECTING PIECE OF SHIT! LISTEN HERE, THE LINE FOR SHOTS STARTS BEHIND ME! I’VE BEEN A WORLD CHAMPION AND I’VE BEATEN GUYS BIGGER THAN YOU, STRONGER THAN YOU, TALLER THAN YOU, WHY, CUZ I AM WHAT I SAY I AM - BIG POPPA PUMP, THE GENETIC FREAK. I’m up here, you’re down here. YOU’RE BENEATH ME, JUST LIKE YOUR GIRLFREIND WAS LAST NIGHT!
Morgan - You say I’m disrespectful punk, you say that about a lot of guys, but I do respec tyou. The reason I do is Scott, you’re the PIONEER - the all-American collegiate who went onto pro wrestling. I TRIED TO FOLLOW YOU. CUZ YOU’RE THE FIRST TO DO IT. You’re the first guy to bring guys like athlete and competition back in between these ropes - THE GREATEST ART FORM IN THE WORLD, PRO WRESTLING. THAT IS A SIGN OF RESPECT, SO YOU’RE WRONG. But Scott, DON’T EVER, EVER CONFUSE MY RESPECT AS A SIGN OF WEAKNESS. CUZ I PROMISE YOU, S TEINER, THERE AIN’T A DAMN THING ON THIS SEVEN FOOT FRAME THAT’S WEAK! You wanan do this, better yet, no, if they wanna to see this. HELL, YOU CAN WRITE THE NEXT CHAPTER IN MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY. I’M IN. ATHLETE TO ATHLETE. RESPECT. YES.
Steiner - ASK HIM! WHO’S GOT THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD!?
Tessmacher - I GOT ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU BITCHES - MISS TESSMACHER’S BACK!
Velvet - Angelina is and has been my best friend, and she may not be in her right state of mind, BUT SHE DDTD ME ON A CHAIR! WHAT’S A GIRL TO DO!?
Winter - You should stop your whining and bitching. If I didn’t know better, I’d say you’re trying to accuse me of something.
Velvet - I KNOW YOU DRUGGED HER, AND THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN’T GONE TO THE AUTHORITIES IS BECAUSE I’M GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN TAKING CARE OF THIS MYSELF.
Tenay - GUNNER…WITH THE PIPE TO THE LEG!
Taz - SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB SHOWING HOW COLD-BLOODED MATT HARDY IS!
Anderson - Uh…MIC CHECK 1-2-3. STINGER. STINGIE! UM. CASE YA DIDN’T KNOW. I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE ANYTIME SOON! Oh, and what did I just do…MIC CHECK. MIC CHECK. SOON IT’S GONNA BE 1-2-3!
Karen - HE’S HIRING SOMEONE TO BEAT MY ASS! AND I’VE GOT SHIT ALL OVER ME! JEFF. I HAVE SHIT ON ME!
Jarrett - THAT SON OF A BITCH! SHUT UP!
Karen - EVERYTHING’S TURNED TO FREAKING SHIT!
Hogan - This Anderson guy is dumb-looking, but he’s smarter than he looks. Lockdown was his final chance with me, and now he’s gonna pay the piper. He’s gonna go down with the ship - that’s what’s so ridiculous about this whole thing. THIS WHOLE NETWORK THING IS COMING DOWN ON ME LIKE A DOUBLE-FISTED KANGAROO!
Anderson - If their heads were on fire, I wouldn’t piss on them to put ‘em out.
Sting - WHO CARES ABOUT WHO MADE WHAT MATCH AND WHEN!? DID YOU NOT SEEN WHAT KEN ANDERSON DID!? THAT’S WHAT’S ON MY MIND, NOT THE POWER, OR MONEY, BUT REVENGE. THAT’S WHAT’S ON MY MIND!
 
Kurt Angle looks like Perry Saturn in that thumbnail. I got halfway excited thinking that it was Saturn, then deflated when I saw it was only Angle.
 
As someone who chopped off his locks, three years ago, I know how "frightening" it can be—but Matt Hardy needs to chop off his disgusting-ass ass-mullet-looking mullet. I already don't take him seriously as a person, with his horrible vlogs, and can't take him seriously as a "reinvigorated" character if he keeps the mullet.
 
Is this really what you want to unleash on the world, Chase?

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I apologize for the shitty iPhone screencap, but there are plenty of videos of this monstrosity getting beaten up by Crush, Hakushi, and Owen Hart on YouTube.
 
[quote name='JaytheGamefan']Let's see...Crimson came out in what I think were women's jeans.[/QUOTE]
:lol:
 
I didn't realize TNA used to be held at the fair grounds here, not surprised at how it's turned out.
 
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Okay so.. I've finally decided to sit down and watch these Zack Ryder youtube videos. I gotta say.. took me a few episodes (are you serious, bro?) but by episode 5 I see why you guys love him so much. Chalk me up to the WWWYKI bandwagon~
 
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