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[quote name='Survivalism']I think it's more of a sign they're closing down the building.[/QUOTE]

or wwe with invade them and make the universe implode :)
 
[quote name='mykevermin']What happened, I was out walking the dogs.
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The last few weeks he's just been popping up giving John Cena sage advice whenever something is bothering him. Seriously, he only thing missing from these segments and Morgan Freeman's narration.
 
I honestly can't say that I've seen any of those segments, only the video segments of him shucking and jiving like his name was Stepin Fetchit, telling the crowd of young children to "get crunk."
 
Impromptu match; it's a good thing Big Show always wears wrestling gear underneath his clothes.

Just when I think Michael Cole can't get any worse, he speaks again.
 
[quote name='BlueSwim']TNA ran an ad for their show at the Tennessee State Fairgrounds/The Asylum during WWE Raw tonight. The promoted the event as being "the last time ever(or something to that effect)" that they'll run a show at The Asylum. Considering that they usually make one appearance in Nashville a year, is that a sign that even TNA knows that they won't be in business a year from now?[/QUOTE]

Or it could just mean they're demolishing the building.

EDIT: Ah, Surv covered it.
 
[quote name='Survivalism']I think it's more of a sign they're closing down the building.[/QUOTE]Apparently, that is, indeed, the case. I just found a news article from last year saying that the Fairgrounds is closing after 100 years. That's rather disappointing, actually.:cry::cry::cry:
 
Is Vince still in a coma from when his limo blew up or when the stage collapsed on him or when he lost to Bret Hart at Wrestlemania?

Oh, it was from a 450.
 
[quote name='Survivalism']Wait.

What?[/QUOTE]MY GOD! Isn't it obvious!? *Vince* is in a coma and is going to miss Linda's election......

Wait.

What?
 
I didn't recognize Steph until she mentioned her father. And that look when HHH told her Vince was brain-dead... Priceless. Classless, but priceless.:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
[quote name='OnyxPrimal']So is everyone pretty happy about the DOJ sending the WWE a "Aww Hell naww" letter and and basically ending the WWE merch giveaway?

http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/160041/WWE-\\Threatened\\-By-Department-of-Justice.htm[/QUOTE]

Well, between that and that last segment, he's certainly inviting an elections commission investigation.

He likes to talk about first amendment rights quite often, but I don't think he really understands what freedom of speech means.

Also, from the quotes in the link you posted; made me facepalm out of the sheer crassness of it, but at the same time the more childish side of me giggled a bit: "JUST MAKE WRESTLING I DONT CARE ABOUT CHARITY WORK WITH RETARDS AND THE TROOPS JUST MAKE SOMEONE BLEED"
 
[quote name='Survivalism']I can't be the only one expecting a run-in from Andy.[/QUOTE]

Dude, Big Show running out dressed as "AN-DY!!?!??" would have been so fucking amazing.

...although isn't Silo Sam still alive?


The Steph-in-bed thing was one of the few times I've gotten a mild chuckle out of WWE humor. HHH's voice being present without him actually being seen was a nice touch.
 
Nothing really good match-wise except for Danielson-Ted, which was technically fine, but boring because of Ted. Everything he does is just so damned emotionless - except for his post-match rant at Maryse. So perhaps he finally can do SOMETHING to show some fire. Everything involving Santino and Sheamus ruled - minus the stuff with JoMo, the likely PPV foe for Sheamus. Show in a Pee Wee suit was the best thing about the endless Miz-Pee Wee deal.

Vince being in a coma was a surprise, then came the skit. This thing was memorable. I don't know if it was good or bad, but it was certainly something that won't be forgotten any time soon. It also overshadowed everything else on the show by a wide margin, including the PPV's build. Expect another low SurSer buyrate.

Screens -







Big Zeke's smile rules!










The $50 Million Skit...




Steph looking hot.


Quotes -

Orton - Now I don’t think there’s a man a live that can take this title from me. BUT, if someone did, nah, I wouldn’t be happy about it - but I could accept. What I couldn’t accept was losing it because of a crooked referee - ESPECIALLY if that crooked ref just happened to be John Cena. So I’d like to ask him to come to the ring, because if he’s gonna screw me over, he should at least be man enough to say it to my face.
Cena - You of all people. I will say something to your face - CUT ME SOME SLACK. I know you’re the champion - I’ve been there before. You’re smart enough to know that titles come and go - if he beats you, I am out of NEXUS FINALLY. But if you beat him, I’m fired. THAT’S MY SURVIVOR SERIES! And on top fo that, I gotta be the ref, so I’m supposed to call it down the middle, but if there’s a situation, If something happens,, I’m just telling ya… YOU SEE ALL THIS UNREST IN THE WWE UNIVERSE!? I’M NOT SURE WHAT I’M GONNA DO.
Orton - This is your bleeding heart way of telling me you are gonna screw me over at SurSer?
Cena - No…No…No…
Orton - If you do, sure, you keep your job - BUT YOU’LL BE THE BIGGEST PHONY IN THE WWE. And don’t even bother talking about hustle, loyalty, or respect. YOU OBEY BARRETT’S ORDERS AND YOU DISRESPECT EVERYONE WHO’S EVER BEEN CHAMPION, INCLUDING YOURSELF. GET OUT OF MY RING, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE IN IT! I forgot - you can’t get out without asking your master for permission.
Cena - YOU THINK I LIKE THIS!? HE’S GOT ME UNDER CONTROL, YOU, THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP. THEY RUN THE SHOW. I’VE FACED HIM - BARRETT MAY HAVE ENOUGH SKILL TO COMPETE FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP. IT’S HE WHO DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT RESPECT! (Nexus comes out)
Barrett - Oh Cena, thank you for those kind words. In fact, I’ gonna give you permission to say whatever you want, because ultimately, actions will speak louder than words. And we both know, when push comes to shove, you’ll do what I tell you. YOU WILL RAISE MY HAND AS THE NEW WWE CHAMPION!
Cena - In three weeks, IT’S OVER. I’m either out of Nexus or…
Barrett - YOU’RE FIRED!
Cena - Can I have a second with my boss? Yeah, in 3 weeks, it’s coming to a head, and when it’s all over, I’m gonna beat the hell outta you!
Orton - I don’t have to wait until SurSer. As far as I’m concerned, you’re nothing more than a scared child that needs to stand behind 7 other guys. I’m going to beat on you. AND BEAT ON YOU UNTIL YOUR UNCONSIOUS. AND THE ONLY THING YOUR STOOGE CAN DO IS COUNT TO TEN. UNLESS YOU WANT TO COME TO THE RING AND PROVE ME OTHERWISE!
Cole - EXCUSE ME. I HAVE RECEIVED AN E-MAIL FROM THE RAW GM! AND I QUOTE. Randy, as the WWE Champion, I feel for the position you’re in. You wanna know what Cena’s going to do, so I think we should find out tonight. Tonight, there will be a main event with Barrett and a partner of his choice against you Randy and a partner of your choosing. The special referee will be JOHN CENA.
King - One thing I’ve noticed about David Otunga is that he has talent.
(after a snap suplex)Cole - NECKBREAKER BY KIDD!
Truth - JC, YOU GOT BUCK TONIGHT!
Cena - What?
King - PEE WEE’S PLAYHOUSE MEETS RAW. IT’S GONNA BE GREAT!
Sheamus - I EXPECT Y’ALL THOUGHT I’D COME OUT HERE AND THROW A BIG TEMPER TANTRUM BECAUSE SANTINO BEAT ME. He didn’t beat me, I BEAT MYSELF. I gave you a week to bask in the glory of your fluke, but now I’m gonna make you pay, fella!
Santino - I would just like to say that I respect you as a human beings. In fact, I am a little big fan of yours. Last night, I went out trick or treating dressed as you. Only problem everyone thought I WAS A GHOST! In fact, that’s actually quite irritated - no wonder you’re so angry person. Speaking of irritating, I consumed a tremendous amount of candy. Bad things happen. You see? Unfortunately, I have some bad news. Doctor told me if I wrestle, I’m going to accidentally THROW UP IN YOUR FACE. And I don’t think anyone would like to see that. I did find you a suitable replacement! (Kozlov comes out)
Kozlov - Sheamus, you talk funny! Now, I crush you!
(to Cole)King - I went trick or treating as you and got no candy.
Crowd - CO-BRA!
Santino - I got thee dollars - I was gonna make it rain later, but okay…
Santino - American Express card…
Sheamus - YOU GOT BAD CREDIT, FELLA!
Santino - I’M REBUILDING MY CREDIT!
Santino - I’ll write you a check - how do you spell Sheamus?
Mark Henry - Pee Wee - YOU’RE AN ICON. AND YOU’RE SUPER-STRONG. Just the man to give me a big hug.
King - Ryder makes ya go woo woo woo!
Cole - It’s Zeke and Zack!
King - I love Pee Wee. I used to watch it religiously.
Cole - Doesn’t shock me at all.
Pee Wee - THANKS A LOT. I’M TOTALLY FEELING RAW! I want to explain tonight’s secret word, and remember, IT’S A SECRET. RING!
Cole - RING!
Pee Wee - You remember what to do when someone says the secret word, right?
Cole - YEAH.
Pee Wee - RING.
Cole - YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Cole - WELCOME TO MIZVILLE!
Cole - SO MUCH FOR THE PLAYHOUSE - YOU’RE IN MIZ’S HOUSE!
Miz - I thought Raw losing at BR was the lowest point in the show, but I was wrong. I don’t like you, Pee-Wee. Never did. I was more of a He-Man guy.
Pee Wee - IF YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH, WHY DON’T YOU MARRY HIM?
Miz - Get out of my ring… (RING pops up)
Riley - Dude, you can’t say the secret word.
Riley - Mr. Herman, I’m a big fan.
Miz - STOP IT! Are you stupid? Do you understand that I’m Mr. MITB. A FUTURE WWE CHAMPION. I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE ON BROADWAY, WERE IN MOVIES. DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU INTO A PULP!
Pee Wee - Miz, you’re starting to make me angry. I’m a loner - A REBEL.
Miz - really?
Pee-Wee - REALLY INFINITY!
Pee-Wee - We can play the infinity game all not, but I’m gonna give you some advice - Don’t anger the Pee! I got my cousin here!
Miz - He’s gonna protect. THAT’S SO FUNNY, I FORGOT TO LAUGH. BRING THE WHOLE HERMAN FAMILY - I WILL DESTROY THEM ALL!
Cole - AND I QUOTE! Miz, you’re not getting out of this so easy. You said you’d beat anyone in Pee Wee’s family, well, tonight’s secret word is PAIN. Because you’re gonna face his cousin, the Big Pee-Wee, next!
King - THE BIG PEE AND THE LITTLE PEE!
Cole - This is dumb.
King - You ever see yourself In that podium? That’s dumb.
Crowd - MIZ IS AWESOME! MIZ IS AWESOME!
King - If you love Miz so much, why don’t you marry him?
Cole - Okay, Pee Wee King.
(after a top rope double axe handle)Cole - KNUCKLES to Big Show’s HEAD!
Cole - MIZ SURVIVES!
Cole - Reading the e-mail from the GM putting Miz in this match was one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to do.
Barrett - When you get done doing the right thing, I want you to clean my locker room. Sweep, Mop, THEN CLEAN MY BACK!
Otunga - You won’t have to wash his back, because it won’t be his hand you’re raising. I’ve got more talent than anyone in Nexus.
Cole - All the divas were telling me that Daniel Bryan’s a peeping tom.
Cole - Daniel Bryan, the U.S. Champion, hasn’t had a date in 15 years.
King - How would you know!?
1 guy - DANIEL BRYAN!
Cole - Every time that Bryan beat Dolph, the ref screwed up.
1 Guy - LET’S GO BRYAN!
Cole - Hi Maryse. OKAY, I’LL TELL HIM.
King - What did she say?
Cole - That he’s a nerd.
King - She spoke French.
Cole - I’m taking lessons with Rosetta Stone.
Cole - I love the Daniel Bryan chants. DANIEL BRYAN. IS SO BORING.
King - I’m not sure about this Goldust-Aksana wedding - he’s a cradle-robber.
Cole - WHAT!?
1 Guy - LET’S GO BRYAN!
King - Anymore of those kicks and he’ll have a pirate’s dream - a sunken chest.
(after Alberto-Edge video)Cole - SINCE I’M THE VOICE OF WWE, I’LL BE ABLE TO CALL THAT MATCH ON FRIDAY.
Layla - You’re the best there is, was, and ever will be!
Cole - Taylor Swift just texted me - she wants to get her picture taken with LayCool.
(to Nattie)Layla - YOU’RE SPECIAL!
Layla - GET OFF MY FRIEND!
Dr. Prinze Jr. - Mr. McMahon, it’s a shame no one has come to see you but your wife. She’s a smart, great woman. And she’s spent 50 million dollars.
Vince - WHAT!? FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS!? As long as WWE is okay…
Dr. Prinze Jr. - Well… The Undertaker’s been buried.
Vince - And the Nexus…
Dr. Prinze Jr. - Is stronger than ever. And John Cena’s a member.
Vince - Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that Daniel Bryan is United States Champion!
Vince - If my wife can run for Senate, THEN I CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
Steph - Honey, I had just had the weirdest dream... My dad’s still in a coma, right?
HHH - Yeah, he’s brain dead.
Cole - It’s a big day on Thursday for the rap community - Lil Wayne’s getting out of prison. There’s gonna be a big party - me and R-Truth are going.
King - Shut up - I WANNA GET CRUNK. Or at least try.
Cole - Randy Orton is a 7-time WWE Champion.
Cole - R-Truth is one of Cena’ best friends in the entire WWE.
(before a move)Truth - WHAT’S UP!?
Barrett - THERE WAS A TAG. THE WHOLE WORLD SAW IT!
Cena - I didn’t.
 
[size=+1]It's over! Linda McMahon wins![/size]



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Random TNA news, relevant in light of the $15K fee they paid that Jersey Shore trollop:

Ken Doane (of Spirit Squad in WWE) on twitter:
“nov 8th and 9th i will not be going for my “tryout” in orlando. no offense to any1 but im not comfortable paying my own flights and working for free. that is all. i dont need a job that bad. if WWE calls i’ll go back or if TNA offers something decent. otherwise im absolutely happy where i am in life.”
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You have to pay your own way for a tryout match? That's hella, hella fuckin' lame.

TNA Knockout Miss Tessmacher, also known as Brooke Adams, reportedly works part-time as a waitress at a Hooters restaurant near her hometown of Houston, Texas.
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I've said before that I respect anyone puttin' in 40 a week (I think in the context of Shane Douglas working at Target or Justin Credible working at Olive Garden). But in both of those cases, they weren't active members of a wrestling promotion with a major cable deal that can and does pay some of its talents a decent living wage. Then again, TNA's schedule ain't that demanding, so perhaps this is her way of earning extra scratch for the other times during the month she isn't working for TNA (about 4-5 days a month, yes? I don't picture her doing house shows and whatnot.)
 
[quote name='Mr. Beef']I wouldn't mind seeing Nash as a surprise Rumble member.[/QUOTE]

Only if he gets eliminated as fast as Santino did and then tore both quads landing on the floor. I'd laugh my ass off! :lol:

With all of the money Nash stole from TNA, he can afford to buy a clue that he shouldn't be wrestling anymore. It was sad watching him in the ring with Sting, The Pope and Joe for his last match. :roll:
 
I'd love to get Brooke Adams at my local Hooters.. Did anyone else catch that online vid of her at H-Tropic shoot? She is smoking
 
[quote name='mogamer']Only if he gets eliminated as fast as Santino did and then tore both quads landing on the floor. I'd laugh my ass off! :lol:[/QUOTE]

Eliminated as fast as Santino, BY Santino.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Random TNA news, relevant in light of the $15K fee they paid that Jersey Shore trollop:

Ken Doane (of Spirit Squad in WWE) on twitter:


You have to pay your own way for a tryout match? That's hella, hella fuckin' lame.



I've said before that I respect anyone puttin' in 40 a week (I think in the context of Shane Douglas working at Target or Justin Credible working at Olive Garden). But in both of those cases, they weren't active members of a wrestling promotion with a major cable deal that can and does pay some of its talents a decent living wage. Then again, TNA's schedule ain't that demanding, so perhaps this is her way of earning extra scratch for the other times during the month she isn't working for TNA (about 4-5 days a month, yes? I don't picture her doing house shows and whatnot.)[/QUOTE]
she'd be better off just strippin'....but shoot, i don't blame her for working at Hooters.

I'm imagining she probably rakes in less than 2k a month...so hitting about 24k a year. Even if it was 3k....that might not be enough for the bills she got or where she lives.

So she might as well get it get it!
 
[quote name='mogamer']Only if he gets eliminated as fast as Santino did and then tore both quads landing on the floor. I'd laugh my ass off! :lol:

With all of the money Nash stole from TNA, he can afford to buy a clue that he shouldn't be wrestling anymore. It was sad watching him in the ring with Sting, The Pope and Joe for his last match. :roll:[/QUOTE]

Nash didn't steal anything from TNA - if they didn't think he was worth the SIX FIGURES they were paying him for six years, they wouldn't have paid it. Even with his, Sting, and Angle's salary, they were able to turn a slight profit. Now, thanks to the bloated spending of Hogan and Bischoff, the company is bleeding money and has no way of making it up. Of course, Hogan and Bischoff made sure that the big angle involving themselves and Dixie just happened to gain steam right around the time the first year of their deal (with the second year being optional) expired.
 
[quote name='JaytheGamefan']Nash didn't steal anything from TNA - if they didn't think he was worth the SIX FIGURES they were paying him for six years, they wouldn't have paid it. Even with his, Sting, and Angle's salary, they were able to turn a slight profit. Now, thanks to the bloated spending of Hogan and Bischoff, the company is bleeding money and has no way of making it up. Of course, Hogan and Bischoff made sure that the big angle involving themselves and Dixie just happened to gain steam right around the time the first year of their deal (with the second year being optional) expired.[/QUOTE]
You are correct in saying that a person is worth whatever someone is willing to pay them. Hopefully he saved his money though. He hasn't looked good in the ring for years (although even in his prime it looked liked he half-assed it). If TNA won't pay him what he feels he desrves, I don't think anyone else will either.

I'm with you on Hogan/Bischoff. You just had to know that they're only in it to give them and some of their friends another payday. TNA's ratings are almost the same as they were this time last year. I really don't see Spike giving them much of an increase if they can't raise ad rates. And with flat revenue combined with Hogan and Bischoff's spending, they're fiscally in trouble. For their sake, I hope TNA is making some major cash on foreign tv.
 
I wouldn't really count being in the Royal Rumble as "wrestling," per se. Nash would be fine. I can see him taking over RVD's "out of left field" spot.
 
Nash comes in, powerbombs a couple of midcard guys, and gets eliminated toward the end by whatever young star they want to push? He's generally been all for helping young talent, so I'd be fine with it.

Punk's "hip" injury is believed to be a torn tendon in his ass or hip. fuck, that sounds AWFUL.
 
[quote name='metaphysicalstyles']Crippled Kevin Nash can barely walk without injuring himself. Remember his last stint in WWE? He blew his knee out in a tag match by entering the ring.[/QUOTE]

And he was rewarded with title shots on back to back PPVs when he returned from the injury.
 
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