This shit bag wearin' country boy still isn't old enough to do any of the cool stuff, legally. When I was 20 I had all of my lower intestine still attached but now, I run the risk of having my colon taken out by doctors because of my love for red meat and lack of veggies.
But for real, we're glad you made it past all the bull shit and you're here with us today.
Here's your cake:
It's shaped oddly, like your colon.
But for real, we're glad you made it past all the bull shit and you're here with us today.
Here's your cake:
It's shaped oddly, like your colon.