The "Your Post Count Makes Women Sad" OTT

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[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Lucky.

I need to do something that'll make me notorious and get me a spontaneous song parody.[/QUOTE]
You really do need something to set yourself apart from the other arctic aquatic mammals. There's Sneaky Penguin, Stealthy Seal, Disco Penguin, Evil Penguin and somewhere in between Gothic Walrus got lost in the shuffle.

Edit: forgot about Penguin Master.
 
From The New adventures of Winnie the Pooh.

Thier post count is up, Thier post count is growin'
I don't think it's a trend that I mind.
She's around and they're posting...
There's no real need for boasting
It's just Lulu, Angellic Lulu

Posting just for fun, making random stabbings
Lulu, making them post too
Painful! Oooh Ouchie... she just cut my entrails free
Fun never ends right here, damn, I really need a beer...
That knife wound is hurting again

And when thier posts have grown and they've left the OTT alone
You've got to wonder if you'll get stabbed in the back by a friend
Like Lulu, Angellic Lulu
Please just let go, oh won't you drop the knife please?
Lulu, they're all trying to do you...

That knife hurts, boo hoo...
Silly old Angellic Lulu . . .
 
[quote name='JSweeney']From The New adventures of Winnie the Pooh.[/QUOTE]

Is it sad that I remember a lot of that song even though I haven't seen it in years?
 
Just got back from a 12 our work day, NOBODY fuckING TALK TO ME, nah it was really fun, me and the guys just bullshitted for the last 3 hours.
 
[quote name='dcfox']You really do need something to set yourself apart from the other arctic aquatic mammals. There's Sneaky Penguin, Stealthy Seal, Disco Penguin, Evil Penguin and somewhere in between Gothic Walrus got lost in the shuffle.

Edit: forgot about Penguin Master.[/QUOTE]
I think I'll either need to become a mod or start pulling some really weird things to get noticed.

How do you compete with the penguin and seal?
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']I think I'll either need to become a mod or start pulling some really weird things to get noticed.

How do you compete with the penguin and seal?[/QUOTE]

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."




I'm sorry that doesn't help you at all. :lol:
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']I think I'll either need to become a mod or start pulling some really weird things to get noticed.

How do you compete with the penguin and seal?[/QUOTE]

I think the problem is that you are the only good animal, it's easy to overlook the good ones with all the expections.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Nice.[/QUOTE]

Thanks!
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."




I'm sorry that doesn't help you at all. :lol:[/QUOTE]
No...but it was funny. Good job. :D
 
[quote name='Moxio']Wow, I never realized how randomly hilarious White Ninja is.[/QUOTE]
Is that the movie with Chris Farley?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."




I'm sorry that doesn't help you at all. :lol:[/QUOTE]

xD! teh ha ha!... however not teh hah has!....
 
heres to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of lives problems!


except brandy... that tastes like ass
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Damn sat is going out ... and I was finally watching last week's Shield. :cry:

Stupid thunderstorms. :evil:[/QUOTE]
tv sucks [/ddf impersonation]
 
[quote name='zion']tv sucks [/ddf impersonation][/QUOTE]

It came back on in time for me to see the end of The Shield.

Now I'm watching Kim Possible: So The Drama. :D
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It came back on in time for me to see the end of The Shield.

Now I'm watching Kim Possible: So The Drama. :D[/QUOTE]
You'll get your kicks anywhere won't you :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It came back on in time for me to see the end of The Shield.

Now I'm watching Kim Possible: So The Drama. :D[/QUOTE]
I was thinking of watching that.

Then I remembered that Arrested Development was going to be on, and with Zach Braff guesting. And that the KP movie is going to be repeated ad nauseam. Problem solved. :)
 
[quote name='dc snake']What the hell is going on?[/QUOTE]

I wish I knew... Zioneoverfire told me to use his acct... so I did.... and now there is an imposter...


I smell devilry...
 
[quote name='zion']I wish I knew... Zioneoverfire told me to use his acct... so I did.... and now there is an imposter...


I smell devilry...[/QUOTE]

Well fine you are obviously far to drunk to have any fun now.
 
[quote name='zion']I wish I knew... Zioneoverfire told me to use his acct... so I did.... and now there is an imposter...


I smell devilry...[/QUOTE]
So this is kayden, the guy posting as Zionoverfire is Zion, and they guy posting as Kaydon't is nobody we know yet. Did I get that right?
 
[quote name='dc snake']So this is kayden, the guy posting as Zionoverfire is Zion, and they guy posting as Kaydon't is nobody we know yet. Did I get that right?[/QUOTE]

no you didnt


Kayden= banned because Sneaky is dumbxorz

zion is zionoverfire's normal standby when he gets drunk.... but on aim he told me to use it... me being kayden


kaydont is zionoverfire being a dick and trying to fuck ghthings up for me while im drunk...

an IP chekc should resolbe this...
 
[quote name='zion']no you didnt


Kayden= banned because Sneaky is dumbxorz

zion is zionoverfire's normal standby when he gets drunk.... but on aim he told me to use it... me being kayden


kaydont is zionoverfire being a dick and trying to fuck ghthings up for me while im drunk...

an IP chekc should resolbe this...[/QUOTE]

So Zion is Zionoverfire, you're Kayden, Kaydon't is also Zionoverfire. And the both of you are drunk?
 
[quote name='dc snake']So Zion is Zionoverfire, you're Kayden, Kaydon't is also Zionoverfire. And the both of you are drunk?[/QUOTE]

No no no, kayden = kaydon't and zion
 
Goddamnit... NO
zion=kayden=drunk right now= stop fucking with my head
zionoverfire=kaydont=dickhead
dcsnake=dcfox=bastard cooperating with zionoverfire to fuck with my head.
 
[quote name='zion']Goddamnit... NO
zion=kayden=drunk right now= stop fucking with my head
zionoverfire=kaydont=dickhead
dcsnake=dcfox=bastard cooperating with zionoverfire to fuck with my head.[/QUOTE]

I think the real question is does Kayden exist at all?
 
[quote name='CrashSpyro123']Just call them all idiots and move on, ok? :lol:[/QUOTE]


I concure good sir! :rofl: but I'm drunk... wtf do i know?
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Twice as much as per usual?[/QUOTE]


Attribute any increase in the intelligence of zion to alcohol.
 
I finally got around to picking up In Living Color season 1. Great stuff, Milli Vanilli and Arsenio Hall skits never get old. :lol:
 
hey ackbar, I dont think you saw your magic card I made last night. Though its technically a Yugioh card, since they have Trap cards.

ackbartrapcard6qf.jpg
 
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