I tried to add up the amount of times I've flogged the dolphin over the years. I figured it to once every 3 days since I was twelve, and it came out to just under 600. #-o
Our coach wanted us to play 36 holes over the break. I played 18 yesterday (actually, I played like 12, we skipped holes we didn't like and just filled in what we normally average on those holes). I can either play 18 today, or just go get and fill out a scorecard. Considering I feel like shit, I'll probably do the latter.
[quote name='DarlingNina']I so can't wait for us to have sex. It's gonna be hot and full of anger. The best kind of sex there is. [/QUOTE]
It's gonna be like a prime-time television cliche!
[quote name='DarthPuma']I tried to add up the amount of times I've flogged the dolphin over the years. I figured it to once every 3 days since I was twelve, and it came out to just under 600. #-o
Our coach wanted us to play 36 holes over the break. I played 18 yesterday (actually, I played like 12, we skipped holes we didn't like and just filled in what we normally average on those holes). I can either play 18 today, or just go get and fill out a scorecard. Considering I feel like shit, I'll probably do the latter.[/quote]
[quote name='DarlingNina']Having sex with yourself doesn't count, manthing.[/quote]
The last time I made love to a woman, she said I performed like she wasn't there.
Matter of fact, ALL of the womens I've been said the same thing.
I guess all my experience is the same experience Puma had.
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[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Is BotS really that much fun? Everyone I know is talking about it. Meh, no Hastings around here stinks.[/quote]
Yes, yes it is. BTW, Micro Center had it cheap on Friday.
[quote name='DarthPuma']I tried to add up the amount of times I've flogged the dolphin over the years. I figured it to once every 3 days since I was twelve, and it came out to just under 600. #-o
Our coach wanted us to play 36 holes over the break. I played 18 yesterday (actually, I played like 12, we skipped holes we didn't like and just filled in what we normally average on those holes). I can either play 18 today, or just go get and fill out a scorecard. Considering I feel like shit, I'll probably do the latter.[/quote]
TMI skinny honkey, TMI
[quote name='joe2187']Manthing, You gonna bring a potato sack to droop over nina when ya riding it?[/quote]
Potato sack ain't big enough to cover her gut, which is the biggest buzz-kill I encounter.
[quote name='DarlingNina']I'm going to need one to cover his face. Since he said he looks Mexican.
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I do. My mom is dating one now, and he thought I was Messican.
My little sister just made me be in her video for her science class. I asked why her and her friends couldn't do it and she said, "We need sex appeal." I lol'd.
I read an article in the paper today where VA is working to decriminalize possession of marijuana and possibly growing small amounts.
I like a woman who knows how to play it rough Linkin, I'm not hung up on looks too much, but I imagine some violently kinky hot sex would result from being with that woman.