[quote name='Strell']RvB, don't you have access to uber awesome Target assets protection spy/surveillance equipment that you can deploy upon yo woman?
Like...can't you use the invisible armor to hide in the lingerie section?
...
What?
It's an honest question.
Edit: Not yet, but I'll keep ya informed. Gotta make another trip out there on Monday anyway. (I tend to stay in-town at apartment.)[/QUOTE]
I really have no interest in knowing what she's doing when I'm not around. I mean, I dunno, I may have deserved some of the things I heard after her voicemail because I am a little bit aloof when it comes to relationships and my desire to never be tied down, however, I do think there's a LOT of things she keeps from me and doesn't want me to know about. For example, one night I saw on her computer some guy's myspace page in the previous history dropdown bar so I asked her about it and she got all nervous and did the phony "oh I don't know who you're talking about, oh yeah, that guy, he's just someone who I know on the internet" garbage. That kind of ticked me off not because I'm the jealous type but because I'm a much better liar than her and she was obviously doing a shitty job of trying to lie to me. It was almost insulting that she thought I'd be stupid enough to believe she didn't know who the guy was when I said his name.