So, today at work I was mowing the lawn in front of a city property and the lady that lives next to it was backing her car out of the driveway. She stopped by me and asked if I work for the city and if I would be cutting down the weeds inside the property and I told her "We're not doing it today, but we might be doing it next week". She said "Good, because all the weeds and the water in the ditch attract bugs, so I have a lot more bugs than average in my yard." She then asks me if I could make the chain link fence separating her yard from the ditch a few feet taller because the mosquitos are flying over the fence and into her yard....
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