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Hah. Bet a dumb friend 10 bucks that WWE would open Raw with a self-fellating video package. I'll put it towards some Xbox points or something

Lillian Garcia is the worst fucking ring announcer ever, I hope she is only there to sing.
 
Jesus Christ, is everyone's intro red, white and blue now? I would at least have enjoyed the old-school ring ropes.

Since it's not only his hometown, but also his birthday, Rock jobs to Michael Cole then joins the Kiss My Ass club, right?

Edit: Hey guise did you here we killed ben ladin?
 
Thanks for spending the first 12.5% of your show with a pro-Republican-don't-mention-our-current-President-rah-rah-YOU-ESS-AYY circle jerk and an entrance long enough to make the Undertaker say 'damn!'

...though the end of Flyers/Bruins period 2 was uneventful, at least I got to watch it.

This is awful.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Thanks for spending the first 12.5% of your show with a pro-Republican-don't-mention-our-current-President-rah-rah-YOU-ESS-AYY circle jerk and an entrance long enough to make the Undertaker say 'damn!'

...though the end of Flyers/Bruins period 2 was uneventful, at least I got to watch it.

This is awful.[/QUOTE]

They couldn't even mention Obama? Or show parts of his speech from last night?
 
Anyone catch it earlier that the Miz's rematch is tonight? Can we say railroaded?

Miz/Sheamus tag team upcoming, book on it.
 
[quote name='lombarvm']They couldn't even mention Obama? Or show parts of his speech from last night?[/QUOTE]

Nah, fuck that, Bush got him, not Obama.
 
WWE will show Sgt Slaughter crying "I...WANT...MY...COUNTRY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" before they show the evil socialist Kenyan Muslin.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']WWE will show Sgt Slaughter crying "I...WANT...MY...COUNTRY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" before they show the evil socialist Kenyan Muslin.[/QUOTE]

I may not be a fan of this gigantic red, white, and blue circlejerk going on in America right now but you will never hear me badmouth a Sgt. Slaughter appearance.

Who is this guy and who do we talk to about capturing him next?
 
The only positive of that segment is that The Rock is wearing Fred Perry workout pants. I gotta find me a pair, I didn't know they made those.

What the fuck is Moby doing here? DUDE THINKS HE'S STREET AND HE'S WEARING SEERSUCKER. FFS!
 
Uh, is WWE acting like there isn't another PPV in less than 3 weeks. We've got the Championship rematch and the R-truth/Morrison rematch tonight?
 
[quote name='benjamouth']I guess if I lived in Miami this would mean something.

Or not.[/QUOTE]

The image in your sig is tremendously relevant. "End! End! End!"
 
Could have done without the "Let's make it look like Bush solved all of our problems" portion, but I liked the rest.

Cole beatdown + Heat girls + No Cena = Great PG Raw opening.
 
Jesus WWE, at least try to hide the cheap face pops.

LOL at the girl screaming about John Morrison getting jumped.
 
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