TMK almost got raped at a strip club OTT

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Who knew eating Chicken Nuggets for 15 years was a bad thing? Story here.

I'm most perplexed by the fact that this girl, who's diet consists solely of nuggets and fries, took the time to model with the edibles.

BTW, do they still make silly putty?
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Why is every female on Facebook apparently eating gluten free food all of a sudden? Is it just an Atkins fad or something? I'd assume its an edict from Oprah but since she's not around anymore ...[/QUOTE]

It's not even an Atkins fad. It's sort of a "natural foods are better" type thing. Tied into sort of a hippiesh "Corporations only want us to eat processed foods" . Even more idiotic are the people on the Paleo diet.

It's like there's a luddite movement among people who eat.
 
[quote name='JStryke']That story is comical.

In his defense though, strip clubs are highly overrated though.[/QUOTE]

You're a self proclaimed asexual. You have no interest in tits or cooters.

I can just imagine him running away from the stripper... surprised he didn't get tossed out by the bouncers for acting like a fucking moron. I mean, really, don't want to be there? You claim you make big money, use a little bit of it on a taxi ride home so you don't feel uncomfortable.

As I said in the GGT after it was linked, regarding the subject of his parents being discusted [sic] with him:
Oh no. Naked breasts and possibly seeing poonani. Oh the horror.
Now, I could understand if he had hired a hooker, snorted some coke off her nipples, threw caution to the wind and tried to play Pokemon with STDs (gotta catch 'em all). And even then, I don't know about disgusted. Probably disappointed would be a better word. :lol:
 
The body needs fats for a variety of functions though too much fat can be problematic due to the higher calorie count per gram of fat compared to protein and carbs. People just need to eat a wide and better selection of foods then they currently do. Mostly, people need to increase their vegetable intake.
 
I will say, a high fat, low carb diet is way better than a low fat high carb diet.

Oatmeal and cereal? fuck that, gimme bacon and eggs.
 
Maybe it's just a big misunderstanding? Maybe a girl there got sauce on his chicken finger. Who knows...

My parents would be disgusted with me and probably would not talk to me. That is one reason I feel bad for going because I'm close to my parents.
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Woah...so let me get this straight...go to a strip club and your parents disown you? Assuming that's true, I think we've found the root of this entire problem...
 
[quote name='seanr1221']Isn't his sister a (hot) wild child?[/QUOTE]

That would only make his actions seem weirder. It would be slightly more understandable if both of them were completely introverted.
 
[quote name='lordwow']Isn't that how most teens react to overly strict parents?[/QUOTE]

Usually, yes.

Temps parents were bible thumpers.
 
[quote name='TheMangoKnife']They told me I never experienced a strip club before, and I kept telling them I did in Yakuza 4 video game. They said there's a different between a video game and real life.

When one girl tried to rub her tits on me, I jumped out of my chair running away.

My clothes smelt horrible from those strippers/hookers out there which is why I felt very uncomfortable.

They even ordered me a Coors Light without me asking, then telling me I HAD to drink it because I can't leave beer without drinking it.[/QUOTE]

I legit think that he's trolling us. I have enough faith in humanity to believe that people like this don't actually exist.
 
[quote name='munch']I legit think that he's trolling us. I have enough faith in humanity to believe that people like this don't actually exist.[/QUOTE]

Trust me when I say this, they do exist. I went to a school that was 90% this.
 
[quote name='munch']I legit think that he's trolling us. I have enough faith in humanity to believe that people like this don't actually exist.[/QUOTE]

This is a kid whose parents wouldn't let him use the oven, had a car for over four years but refused to get a license, and has the worst taste imaginable.
 
[quote name='munch'] I have enough faith in humanity to believe that people like this don't actually exist.[/QUOTE]

You've never worked retail, have you? You lose all faith in humanity at that point if you haven't beforehand.
 
[quote name='JStryke']You've never worked retail, have you? You lose all faith in humanity at that point if you haven't beforehand.[/QUOTE]

I have, and I still do.
 
And what makes him think that the stripper/hooker wants to rape him? Does he think that he is way more normal/better than the average clientele that they would want to be with him? So weird.
 
Asked the (psych major) missus if narcissism is a part of aspbergers or autism and this is her response:

3:32 PM - [ANet] Noxxie: Well, I think it's more so not having awareness of others' feelings.
3:33 PM - [ANet] Noxxie: So they end up coming off as thinking they're superior
3:33 PM - [ANet] Noxxie: Though it could also be a coping mechanism
3:33 PM - [ANet] Noxxie: Since many asperger's children are incredibly picked on

Also, she posited this as a possibility: Schizoid personality disorder

Reading the DSM symptoms it does somewhat fit.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']Usually, yes.

Temps parents were bible thumpers.[/QUOTE]

Not even close. They're certainly believers, but the only time I've ever seen them in a church was at weddings and funerals.

I grew up in a mostly secular environment.
 
They told me I never experienced a strip club before, and I kept telling them I did in Yakuza 4 video game.

...

One girl there noticed I wasn't having fun and probably wanted to rape me, but at least a co-worker got her off me.
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WTF?

Part of me wants to believe he's trolling us hard, but he's been like this for so long with so many posts to reinforce his persona that I think he's legitimately this messed up.
 
[quote name='JStryke']You've never worked retail, have you? You lose all faith in humanity at that point if you haven't beforehand.[/QUOTE]
Call center tech support work has the same effect
 
I hate that the only thing left I need for a platinum is the beat the game again in under 5 hours, but I don't feel like playing it again. :c
 
If the game is Velvet Assassin, there's a cheat where you don't even need to actually play the levels. It ends the level right away and you still get credit for it.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Asked the (psych major) missus if narcissism is a part of aspbergers or autism and this is her response:

3:32 PM - [ANet] Noxxie: Well, I think it's more so not having awareness of others' feelings.
3:33 PM - [ANet] Noxxie: So they end up coming off as thinking they're superior
3:33 PM - [ANet] Noxxie: Though it could also be a coping mechanism
3:33 PM - [ANet] Noxxie: Since many asperger's children are incredibly picked on

Also, she posited this as a possibility: Schizoid personality disorder

Reading the DSM symptoms it does somewhat fit.[/QUOTE]

He lacks theory of mind.
 
They told me I never experienced fishing before, and I kept telling them I did in the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time video game.
 
They told me I never experienced playing football before, and I kept telling them I did in the Madden 2012 video game.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Uhhhhhhhh...why would it be Velvet Assassin?[/QUOTE]

He likes games set in WW2?
 
I legit wonder if when his dad asked him why he didn't want to drive his response somehow involved how scary it was to drive in gran turismo.
 
It's always nice to know that there are people out there like that so it makes me feel better about myself.

Also, I saw a black Mennonite family in town the other day and it blew my mind.
 
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