Well Jenna Haze declined my partnership offer

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[quote name='Artie Lange']Something tells me the OP is the kind of guy who thinks that the strippers at the strip club who are nice to him actually like him.[/quote]

What gives it away?
 
You're going to have to go the amateur route if you want to get in the business. Head to your nearest college campus and start advertising (discretely of course). And for god sakes, buy a fucking tripod.
 
If you want to start a porn company it's super easy... if you have money. Look at your local Craigslist in the escort section, and solicite all your local whores to do a photo/video shoot. Softcore = $200-$500 per hour, hardcore = $400-$1,000 per hour. Get about ten different chicks on film and make a site. Then add a new chick every week and call it Whore Bagger.
 
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[quote name='ff7scloud']Feel free to go to my myspace page. I could care less. [/QUOTE]
 
[quote name='bardockkun']...And so he gutted 20 people all in an attempt to win the affections of a porn star. The End.[/quote]

ROFL
 
Ohhh the thing I love about CAG is that I can go away and not really read the forums forever and come back and still find gems like this fine thread.....
 
I Swear only thing that pic. is missing now is his mom yelling at him "WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY COMPUTER!?" With a rolling pin in her hand and wearing a moomoo.
 
oh boy, please stop with the pictures....i can't take it anymore :rofl: This thread has to be nominated for Thread of the Year....:lol:
This is so awesome :applause:
 
[quote name='shieryda']Go to www.redtube.com and type her name in the "search" field... Not while you're at work, though.

I used to think she was pretty hot, but I haven't seen any of her recent work.[/quote]

Thanks for the link. I never really got a chance to look up Jenna Haze though...I was distracted.
 
[quote name='Wolve11']oh boy, please stop with the pictures....i can't take it anymore :rofl: This thread has to be nominated for Thread of the Year....:lol:
This is so awesome :applause:[/quote]
I agree. That "TMK is a Loser" thread doesn't have shit on this one.

Keep it up with the pics, though.
 
[quote name='Xevious']Thanks for the link. I never really got a chance to look up Jenna Haze though...I was distracted.[/quote]

Yep, you could literally spend days perusing that site.

And, I haven't laughed this hard in quite some time. You Photoshoppers always make my day.:applause:
 
Well I just offered to see if she would produce my XXX reality show. I call it Big Mike's harem staring me of course. I've asked her, and jenna jamesson. I posted a freinds only blog too since all my friends on there seem to all be in the biz. Who knows what might happen.
 
as for being a cameraman that would be cool. She supposebly fall in love with one of others ones. Funny stuff though I'll keep this thread alive, and not abandon it like the last one.
 
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