Well Jenna Haze declined my partnership offer

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[quote name='ff7scloud']Well I just offered to see if she would produce my XXX reality show. I call it Big Mike's harem staring me of course. [/quote]

Oh, so it'd be like Fear Factor then?

"Evidently, Big Mike is not a factor for you."
 
[quote name='ff7scloud']Well I just offered to see if she would produce my XXX reality show. I call it Big Mike's harem staring me of course. I've asked her, and jenna jamesson. I posted a freinds only blog too since all my friends on there seem to all be in the biz. Who knows what might happen.[/quote]


:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:

Keep reaching for the Stars dude !!
 
[quote name='benjamouth']:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:

Keep reaching for the Stars dude !![/quote]
That's what I'm doing. My friend on there t. Ace seems know ron jeremy maybe he could get me some connections. I helped him out by telling him the easy way to spread his music all over via bittorrent. Anyways thanx It's good to have some encouragement at least.
I'm not going to give up on this.
 
[quote name='ff7scloud']That's what I'm doing. My friend on there t. Ace seems know ron jeremy maybe he could get me some connections. I helped him out by telling him the easy way to spread his music all over via bittorrent. Anyways thanx It's good to have some encouragement at least.
I'm not going to give up on this.[/quote]

Dude, good luck to you. If you actually become a porn star, I will drop out of college and follow my dream of becoming a professional wrestler. You are my Higher Power.
 
[quote name='Halo05']Thanks thread of the year, now I'll never be able to enjoy Jenna Haze's work again.[/quote]


Yeah, next time I'm watching Jenna get a special delivery in the rear or being doubled up on, all I'll be able to think about is this dude's picture


Good thing she's not the only porn star out there...:bouncy:
 
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[quote name='ff7scloud']Well I just offered to see if she would produce my XXX reality show. I call it Big Mike's harem staring me of course. I've asked her, and jenna jamesson. I posted a freinds only blog too since all my friends on there seem to all be in the biz. Who knows what might happen.[/QUOTE]

This is too good to be reality. It's jumped from "shaky handheld" production company to her being the one behind the camera directing this dude in his own porn reality show with porn stars? If this is a real dream, he's been on meth during the entire process.

I'z shared tha magicz of the internet by 'splaining bittorrent to someone who says he knows Ron Jeremy! I'm in!!

Prediction: Big Mike will be the first ever host/central figure to be voted off his own show.
 
[quote name='ff7scloud']I offered Jenna haze a production partnership offer it was declined because she's starting her own. I thought since you guys were entertained by my last thread I would make another one. Feel free to go to my myspace page. I could care less. I did get declined, but still i got a response from Jenna which was cool. I did offer to work for her. Maybe that will happen. Maybe it won't. I don't know. I'm just a guy who's free to do what he wants. Hoping someone out there whose in my area of interests will give me a shot. You never know what will happen this is the net anything can happen that's for sure. Those without guts finish last.:)[/QUOTE]



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[quote name='benjamouth']Thats it, the "Daughter of Sloth" pic, I'm out.

This thread has know made me question the value of our entire species.[/QUOTE]


Im sorry...
 
[quote name='ff7scloud']That's what I'm doing. My friend on there t. Ace seems know ron jeremy maybe he could get me some connections. I helped him out by telling him the easy way to spread his music all over via bittorrent. Anyways thanx It's good to have some encouragement at least.
I'm not going to give up on this.[/quote]

just remember that people here are encouraging you to dream. they are not encouraging you to creep around in a black, windowless van, where you keep your ghb, camera, and rope stashed.
 
[quote name='ff7scloud']Well I just offered to see if she would produce my XXX reality show. I call it Big Mike's harem staring me of course. I've asked her, and jenna jamesson. I posted a freinds only blog too since all my friends on there seem to all be in the biz. Who knows what might happen.[/QUOTE]

I'm sure you don't want to give too much away but can we get an overview of the theme of the show? Is it a contest? Are there judges? etc..
 
[quote name='lilboo']Wait, who was the retarded girl in that pic? :whistle2:s[/quote]

Haven't you seen the Goonies ?
Obviously the dude that played Sloth had a kid.
 
[quote name='MP77']I'm sure you don't want to give too much away but can we get an overview of the theme of the show? Is it a contest? Are there judges? etc..[/quote]


I'm gonna guess the 'show' was about the 2 Jennas in a basement somewhere...
 
[quote name='manthing']I'm gonna guess the 'show' was about the 2 Jennas in a basement somewhere...[/QUOTE]

But then what?!?!?!
 
as for the meth part I'm offended by that. I frickin hate meth heads since some of my old friends were on it, and stole my stuff, and became annoying as hell. If you want to say I'm a stoner thats cool I guess. I have nothing against it. I'm usally pro freedom of speech, but being called a methhead makes me pissed. Don't put me in the same league as those losers.
 
Doesn't really bother me. It just amuses me just how ignorant some people are. I'm not an idiot. I'm just a guy that has nothing to lose going for his dream life that's all. I'm sure if I keep messaging people on there something might happen.
 
Of course not you guys saying that I'll fail makes me want to succeed even more. Well I'm off I got to take a break from the net. I guess I'll go play my new copy of disgaea 3. That should get my mind off things for a while.
 
[quote name='doctorfaustus']Well, I'll say one thing about the op, he doesn't let the naysayers bring him down. That's something.[/quote]

While I think the op is a fool. I do agree with this statement.
 
[quote name='doctorfaustus']Well, I'll say one thing about the op, he doesn't let the naysayers bring him down. That's something.[/QUOTE]

It's called stupidity. Sometimes you have to be smart enough to go back to the drawing board, and figure out why things went wrong, not continue to barrel through your failures on the same path.
 
[quote name='Layziebones']Wait until he stars in his own porno and flaunts it all over this site.

Then who has the last laugh.[/quote]

Me...

Porno people are some of the most nastiest people (hygiene wise) ever. besides...I'd prefer to wet my dick in something that hasn't been used more times than a city bus.
 
[quote name='Layziebones']Wait until he stars in his own porno and flaunts it all over this site.

Then who has the last laugh.[/quote]
If he does that, we will.:lol:
 
[quote name='Layziebones']Wait until he stars in his own porno and flaunts it all over this site.

Then who has the last laugh.[/quote]


We will since it will probably be gay circus freak porn.
 
[quote name='ff7scloud']Of course not you guys saying that I'll fail makes me want to succeed even more. Well I'm off I got to take a break from the net. I guess I'll go play my new copy of disgaea 3. That should get my mind off things for a while.[/QUOTE]

"I masturbate to Jenna Haze while playing Disgaea 3, and pudding too." - ff7scloud
 
What you need to do is go back in and tell her you want to re-invent Tubgirl....Tell her HD is tha sh*t, pardon the pun, and that doing it in IMAX will bring a whole new following.
 
I remember reading an article in Details many years ago about male porn stars and it really is not a great life. First off, you have to ejaculate on command which takes a lot of self discipline. Also, no woman wants to date a male porn star so you can forget about having a normal relationship. Another thing to point out is that male actors make a lot less money than the female porn stars; Most male porn stars are really not that important and ultimately disposable.

Mind you, I'm not getting into a philosophical conversation about being in that sort of element can really warp your sensibilities. That is a whole different matter but it should be something to consider too..
 
Well first off I would rather just partner up with someone to do the show. Second my show wouldn't be an act. I said a reality XXX show. Which means when i seduce someone so to speak to have some fun it would be filmed. Normal relationship I want to be the guy they pass around. I'm not a one women guy. I'm a swinger. These girls also don't want to have kids which is a plus to me since I don't want any.
I'm getting somewhere with this at least I think so. Bella Donna herself visited my site like 17 times today according to mixmap. Truthfully I would rather be the guy in the background running stuff. Who gets the girls on there days off.
 
[quote name='ff7scloud'] I'm not a one women guy. I'm a swinger.[/quote]

Oh my god. That quote is totally sig-worthy. Someone has to add that to their signature.
 
[quote name='ff7scloud']Well first off I would rather just partner up with someone to do the show. Second my show wouldn't be an act. I said a reality XXX show. Which means when i seduce someone so to speak to have some fun it would be filmed. Normal relationship I want to be the guy they pass around. I'm not a one women guy. I'm a swinger. These girls also don't want to have kids which is a plus to me since I don't want any.
I'm getting somewhere with this at least I think so. Bella Donna herself visited my site like 17 times today according to mixmap. Truthfully I would rather be the guy in the background running stuff. Who gets the girls on there days off.[/QUOTE]

Ok, this is just getting sad.
 
[quote name='Layziebones']Oh my god. That quote is totally sig-worthy. Someone has to add that to their signature.[/QUOTE]

Maybe =
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[quote name='ff7scloud']Well first off I would rather just partner up with someone to do the show.
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And we're off to a good start.

Second my show wouldn't be an act. I said a reality XXX show.
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Still going!

Which means when i seduce someone
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OH! Swing and a miss!

so to speak to have some fun it would be filmed.
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Rebuilding the dam....

Normal relationship I want to be the guy they pass around.
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Gaining speed....

I'm not a one women guy. I'm a swinger.
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Gaining....

I'm a swinger.
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LUDICROUS SPEED!

These girls also don't want to have kids which is a plus to me since I don't want any.
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The universe breathes a sigh of relief.

I'm getting somewhere with this at least I think so. Bella Donna herself visited my site like 17 times today according to mixmap.
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♪♪Oh we're movin' on uuuuuuuuup♪♪

Truthfully I would rather be the guy in the background running stuff. Who gets the girls on there days off.
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♪♪Tooooooo the east siiiiiiiiiiiiide♪♪
 
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