What is the Ugliest Vehicle made Since 1990? (sold in America)

[quote name='WeaponX2099']For 6669 and Skelah. Here is a Picture of Scion xB:

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Scion-xB-2.jpg

It doesn't suck. Much. it's ok.[/quote]

Oh yeah thats it the box with wheels it just doesnt seem like something that would get a greenlight at any car company yet it did.
 
I used to think the Scion xb's were ugly, but I got in one at the Toyota dealership and and now I own one. The insides are incredible and they look pretty cool after you get used to them!
 
Because all the uglies have been mentioned, I'll say a personal one of mine.

I hate the mid 90's Mustang. To me it looks like a tube of lipstick.
 
Let's see Aztec hands down with the Toyota Yaris/Echo/the entire fucking Scion line coming in second. Jesus, whoever keeps denying it and trying to defend the Scion line is just in fucking denial. Those things were hideous from the moment of conception...true cars beaten by the ugly stick, but Toyota has an igenious marketing team and for the kiddies/youngsters (mostly those with no freaking minds ergo 95% of the population if not higher) all love it for some reason. The original Element with the panneling was hideous as well, but the current ones are decent I'd say.
 
Oh I hate basically the entire Saturn line and all Kias suck. Hyundais suck also especially the Santa Fe. Damn is that an ugly car.

Geo Metros were damn hideous as well.
 
Scion XB. Damn ugliest, least original car ever. Ever see what a car that a pre-schooler drew looks like? Just like the Scion XB - a box on wheels.

But due to some slick advertising and the whole bling-bling generation, the mush headed kiddies love 'em.

You want a beautiful car? Look to my avatar.
 
Has anyone mentioned the Suzuki Sidekick yet? I friend in high school, his mother had one, and I had the unfortunate mishap of having to rid in it a couple of times, and that thing is cramped as all hell
 
[quote name='Rusty Ghia']Scion XB. Damn ugliest, least original car ever. Ever see what a car that a pre-schooler drew looks like? Just like the Scion XB - a box on wheels.

But due to some slick advertising and the whole bling-bling generation, the mush headed kiddies love 'em.

You want a beautiful car? Look to my avatar.[/quote]

Thank you for explaining the reasoning for the popularity of the Scion better than I did at 2 in the morning.
 
[quote name='Rusty Ghia']
You want a beautiful car? Look to my avatar.[/QUOTE]

Ever think that when our kids get older that Geo Metro will be as coveted as cars from the 50's & 60's are to us.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Ever think that when our kids get older that Geo Metro will be as coveted as cars from the 50's & 60's are to us.[/quote]

Shut up. SHUT UP! *sticks fingers in ears* I'm not listening to joo! LALALALALALALALALA
 
[quote name='mr ryles']I couldn't remember who made this or what it was called, but I finally found it.

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No. Not even close. The FJ gets a pass because it's one of the most bad-ass offroaders there ever was. Same goes for the G-wagen.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']I couldn't remember who made this or what it was called, but I finally found it.

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Dude the FJ Cruiser is fucking sweet.

Ugliest car ever....
Mitsubishi Montero

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[quote name='BigDirty']It appears that the Subaru Baja and the Ford Aspire have both been overlooked![/quote]

The Aspire was really a redesigned Festiva. Hell, my friends call it the AssFire because it sucks
 
[quote name='HumanSnatcher']The Aspire was really a redesigned Festiva. Hell, my friends call it the AssFire because it sucks[/QUOTE]

That's a new one, I've always heard that it Aspires to be a car :lol:
 
[quote name='encendido5']speaking of boxes:

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Yeah, I already mentioned it gets a pass because it's quite possibly the world's best factory off-roader. Locking diffs at both ends and a super beefy t-case.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']I couldn't remember who made this or what it was called, but I finally found it.

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I am really looking seriously into getting an FJ in the next couple of weeks. Awesome SUV!
 
[quote name='CocheseUGA']Yeah, I already mentioned it gets a pass because it's quite possibly the world's best factory off-roader. Locking diffs at both ends and a super beefy t-case.[/quote]

Dah... missed that. I still don't like the looks though.

Well anyway, somebody mentioned the Neon, so here's the worst of the pack:

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More like this can be found here: http://www.riceboypage.com/shame/

Too bad he hasn't updated it since 2001 though. Is there another page like this?
 
[quote name='BigDirty']It appears that the Subaru Baja and the Ford Aspire have both been overlooked![/QUOTE]


Like many others, my vote would be for the Aztec. However, I'd also like to say that personally I like the look of the Subaru Baja and chose to purchase one back in 2003. I'm not as much of a fan of the monotone versions of the Baja, but I do like the two-tone versions (colored upper half and grey lower cladding) just fine. It's been a great car and I really have no complaints.
 
[quote name='biscuit']
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You have already picked my top two choices!![/QUOTE]


Those are my two favorite cars, and I happen to own the second one (And I absolutely LOVE it.). First one was out of my price range.
I liked the way the pontiac vibe looks, but when I took it for a test drive, it was entirely too small, and had huge blind spots, so it immediately went off my list.

I, however, hate the look of the scion xb. I have a pretty box for a car, the scion is the true ugly box, in my opinion. Ugliest by far though was whatever I drove by in Cincinnati on the highway-- Didn't get a chance to see exactly what it was, but it looked similar to this [quote name='onetrackmind']
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but older, with an SVU/Truck back end. Like a 2 seater SUV or something. Rediculous. I also hate the PT Cruiser, especially the ones with the wood paneling.
 
Subaru Baja and the other nasty Toyota that just came out the FJ that have been recently mentioned are also strong strong contenders.
 
[quote name='onetrackmind']I was behind one of these the other day while getting on the freeway... fucking thing was having trouble getting up to 30mph...

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Glad to see they put a "club" on there. I'm sure that thing is trying to be stolen all the time. :roll:
 
[quote name='mr ryles']I know someone that has a cranberry red ridgeline and they are pretty nice.[/quote]

the ridgelines are really nice...especially in military green.
 
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