[quote name='Number83']Just buy a Sledgehammer and play real life Whack-a-Mole.[/QUOTE]
They're nocturnal. I've never seen them come out but find their tunnels and mounds in the morning. I stomp em down. (With the fear that some mole claw is going to come out, grab my ankle, and drag me down to their world)
[quote name='Temporaryscars']I'd do it, but you'd have to eat them.[/QUOTE]
Temptiing, temp.
According to Wikipedia though:
Meat
Although the mole can be eaten, the taste is said to be deeply unpleasant.[12]