God; you'rePosted: April 17th, 2004
Mood: Afraid
Currently Listening: blink-182 - Adam's Song
Dear Journal,
I recently bought Lucio Fulci's 'Zombie' on DVD... but I'm just too ascared to see it.(
... I think I'll just put it on my DVD shelf so it appears as though I watched it. And if anyone objects, I'll just take a picture of it with my digital camera.
P.S. - I hear that there is a zombie movie with a zombie fighting a shark in it... I gotta find that one.
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica]Alberto, Em and myself went to Wal-Mart at like 1 in the morning and of course I made off with about $15 worth of stuff. I got some necklaces and a ring and hair stuff. It's really not my fault! I am totally broke! Wanna know how broke I am? I have to scrounge change from my bellybutton to buy snack cakes from the gas station. I had to beg my sister to buy me yoo-hoos which cost less than $3 at Wal-Mart. And so, I have to steal stuff from Wal-Mart. Oh well, they deserve it. I've gotten plenty of bad haircuts from that place. That'll learn them.
I was thinking in the shower, and I figure that one of my goals is to become filthy rich (either by winning the lotto, collecting a lot of soda cans, or have sex with a bunch of rich old men, and kill them in their sleep, Anna Nicole Smith style) then I would buy a small Island, of which I would live in a huge ass awesomely cool house that would only be fit for a Mike such as myself, I would then secede from whichever country sold the Island to me (I hardly doubt they would care) and name my island The Baudendistel Republic of a Kickass Island. My flag would kick ass too. It would be like....red. So anyway, I would then call up other countries and be like "I'm declaring war on you," just to see what they would do. I mean come on, it would just be me in a house. They would probably laugh and pick on me about being the butt puppet of old men. Of which I would say "SHUT UP!", hang up the phone, and cry myself to sleep while clenching my butt cheeks. Uh...alllright, moving on...weirded out!
His master’s voice wraps me up so warmly. It’s been a while. I close my eyes and just absorb it all. The four tracks are put on repeat for a few times. I get close, but not close enough to the euphoric feeling I had sometime in the 10 o’clock hour the night of March 13th. In that hour, Morrissey chose me.
LOL ::STILL ending life::
Ok, I need to get in the shower so I can get to work. You have no idea what an insaneing day this has been.
I am the EPTIOME of Homeless.
So I got of work early yesterday (like 3:30) and I took the train to Philly to go see Phillip. Ok so good times--I wind up sleeping at Frank's last night.
Ok so I'm up at 6:30 and I roll out and I actually get a bus AT 7:00.. I was impressed!
So .. I go on.
Now this is going to be like an hour & half so I just chill. No big rush. So I'm in the back and I have that whole row to myself .. so I seriously like .. LOUNGE. The sun was in my eyes so I put a NEWSPAPER OVER MY FACE
Ok. I'm laying down in the backseat of a BUS with a NEWSPAPER on my face. How homeless? WAIT! It gets BETTER
So NOW I gotta piss. You know where this is going. It actually HURTS how bad I go. So I.. piss on the bus floor. I had to go SOin bad. And no one else was in the back and I was REAL shady about it. So yeah I pissed on the bus.
So NOW I'm all hungry and still tired..and the bus drievr is driving like a god damn asshole and now I'm like ::motion sickness:: . Yup. So Iin THROW UP on the
in bus. Not like ::vomits::.. but STILL!
So.. I'm lounging in the BACK of a bus with a NEWSPAPER over my face .. right near my own piss.. and my throw up.
BUT THERE'S MORE! Ooh yeah, we can't just have a simple day when I'm involved.
So I FINALLY arrive in my town. It drops me off @ a dunkin donuts.. holla! So I need food AND coffee. So I get a bagel w/ cream cheese with coffee. The people in line SERIOUSLY gagged because I was smelling so rank and I looked horrible. So I get mah shit and head home---FINALLY!!!
I'm now TOO hungry and impatient to wait. So I start drinking the coffee and OF COURSE I didn't see the curb of the street so I kinda "fell" (Not fall OVER but ya know when ya miss a step or something?).. YEAH and coffee splashes ALL OVER MY FACE AND SHIRT.
SO at this point I'm pissing myself (lololol but not literally this time) and then I get my bagel and OF COURSE it falls. So now I'm in tears from laughing (Yes, alone) and I'm like "I need to go home and just kill myself".
So I finally made it home after that. So today, I learned what it's like to be homeless and it SUCKS. So all of this happened BEFORE 10am. This sets the mood for the day...and NOW I have work.
I am also WALKING to work today. I REFUSE to do the bus today. Because I'll be like ::takes shit:: LOL.
Today, August 23 just needs to be over. It's not even noon yet and I know I've had enough.
Oh and just something funny.
I needed to share this in the journal because this actually is a pretty big part of my life.
I came out to my sister.
And of course, it's classic. I always have to just.. do something unforgettable.
I was online up here, and she was online downstairs. I should of saved the convo, but here is how it was.
Me: So I can't come downstairs like.. ALL day.
Her:Why?
Me:I have a nasty ass hickey. It's purple and death looking
Her: Your such a skank
Me: Nah, I'm not hoe'ing it up anymore.
Her: Oh, since WHEN?!?!?
Me: Today, actually
Her: Oh, well why?
Me: Well I met someone really nice and it doesn't seem fun to hooch around.
Her: I guess you have to grow up sometime
Me: Yeah
Her: So where did you meet this person? On AOL?
Me: Of course! LOL
Her: LOLOLOL
Me: Do you want to see a pic??
Her: Sure
Me: Oh, BTW I'm kinda gay so when you see that it's a guy.. well, that's why.
Her: I kinda figured that ever since you were making eyes and comments to our waiter on Sunday
LOL LOL
Yeah, that's it.
Such a classic Tommy moment.
And you know that REALLY is a big step in my life and a very IMPORTANT part of my life??!
That was fun, and interesting and exciting. And it's not really a big deal. After that, we actually held a pretty rank conversation about guys. And she made a joke about how funny it is going to be on like a Christmas dinner one day around the table when she's sitting there with a black dude and I'm sitting WITH a dude LOL my family is soed up.
We decided that since she likes black dudes and I like dudes..we think that Nicky is going to kill himself at 15/16 years old for being the fat kid in class.. LMAO
Ok I'm off to bed.
You can all reply and share your thoughts about this milestone in my life..![]()