[quote name='io']Um, really, you don't see the irony here?

While the Wii U of course is unproven at this point and could end up being an utter failure, what exactly is it about the 3DS that is so horrible? [/QUOTE]
Um, nope, I don't detect any irony. I only see how irony would work there if one borrows his/her definition of trollery from SuperPhillipe.
Why bother recounting the 3DS's shortcomings when Nintendo admitted them on their own? Beyond it being rushed to stores, and the franken-controls and shit battery life making it a portable that isn't a portable, my personal problem with the 3DS remains the marketing "hook" of 3D technology (not gonna say gimmick...oops).
Nintendo, who spent the Wii's lifetime reassuring us that they're looking to welcome more consumers -- across generations -- to the gaming fold, acknowledged that the 3D effect wouldn't be visible to roughly 10% of gamers no matter how they held/manipulated the device. And then you whittle that 90% down further given that you've got to hold the bastard
just so to marvel at three whole dimensions.
I know it's a business, but to me that's a stupid cash grab -- it's got to be, it is antithetical to Nintendo's philosophy of "one button for everyone" to this point. The fact that the product was clearly rushed (again, N admitted this) makes it even more of a stupid cash grab. You can't even say that, at the worst, the 3DS was a DS update. It wasn't an update. It made the portable bigger, more cumbersome. It degraded battery life. It complicated control. It was just a bad idea that wasn't thought out.
The past two E3s only solidify the impression taken from the handling of the 3DS.
Plus, in going through the motions, they're not just watering down valuable IPs with more Mario Parties and now some throwaway NINTENDOLAND, they're now watering down their hardware brands. It could be argued that the 3DS damaged the reputation of the DS line somewhat. The WIIU name is confusing people on what makes a Wii. "Is Nintendo just going to release a bunch of new controls or whatever for the Wii?" This is the stuff people who don't write long posts about Nintendo think when they see the WIIU tablet. It's not just CNN.
So it's not trollery, it's a measured response to what Nintendo is doing. I'm happy to discuss it, I just feel like I'm piling on. But I'm not a troll, because I'm informed and I'm not slagging Nintendo for kicks. I'm just really disappointed in them. They've blown 2 E3s in a row, and they basically showed over the life of the Wii that they're willing to wait a full generation to support a console in earnest. That's lame.