[Winners announced!] Be a CAG Guitar Hero Contest!

Here I am. Surprising, I know.

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This was from a few years back, but I still mostly look the same...

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It's all about the classic black-and-white "album cover" pose... =)


(Note: This image is cropped, as my buddy/guitarist is supposed to be on the right. If he's alright with it, I'll get around to posting the full image for that pure 'metal' effect...)
 
By "Rockstar" impression... do you mean we can take pictures of ourselves hitting hookers with bats?
 
rofl

...or stepping into a rehab clinic...?

[quote name='Kayden']By "Rockstar" impression... do you mean we can take pictures of ourselves hitting hookers with bats?[/QUOTE]
 
[quote name='Dingleberry']Here's my attempt at being a guitar hero...

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I dont remember giving you permission to stop churning butter! And put your robes back on!!
 
Hey Cheapy, any chance you can convince the good folk at Red Octane throw in an extra guitar controller to give away? That way those of us who already have the game can enter for another controller instead of entering for a whole bundle. Just a thought really, they're already being generous by giving the bundle away.
 
There's no guitar but surely this must be worth SOMETHING. Anyway, a REAL rocker rocks even when he's NOT playing.

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yea this was hard... i originally used blue but changed it this CAG gray...
i wanna thank my slash poster for being such a great model, and me for rocking out so much...

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i was going to take a funny picture with my guitar right now,
but this picture is just plain cool.
oh how i yearn to get hair back on my bald head.
btw im not mexican, even though the stache would imply so.
 
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It's the GLAM PIRATES (The Scurviest Band to Sail the Seven Seas of Rock) hoping to win guitar hero..... This is a pic from our first photo shoot (at wal-mart). So hope to hear some good news. Oh i'm the big sexy one.... Capt. Lucious Sweet, and the other is Vigo VanViegstien.....
 
Once I get my hands on a digital camera, I'm totally in. I already have the game, so I'll bow out of the winning part, but I'm more than willing to make a total fool out of myself.
 
[quote name='getmeoutofjoliet']yea this was hard... i originally used blue but changed it this CAG gray...
i wanna thank my slash poster for being such a great model, and me for rocking out so much...

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dude thats fucking incredible :applause:
 
[quote name='Vegan']Just a little tip, guys, if you take a picture of you actually playing a Guitar Hero controller, for a contest that's essentially for people begging to get their hands on one, you're probably NOT going to win.[/QUOTE]

Why? Their pictures are the best I have seen so far. Maybe they need a backup controller since they play the game non-stop?
 
[quote name='onetrackmind']dude thats fucking incredible :applause:[/QUOTE]

yea i think ive probably mastered (sp? looks weird) the art of MSpaint ;) UP YOURS PHOTOSHOP!!!:lol:


[quote name='menikmati']Just took this about 30 seconds ago, no way in hell I'm winning since my picture is way too boring[/QUOTE]

for reference, thats the guitar im playing in my pic
 
[quote name='menikmati']Just took this about 30 seconds ago, no way in hell I'm winning since my picture is way too boring:
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No way, dude, it's all about the motion blur.
 
[quote name='getmeoutofjoliet']yea i think ive probably mastered (sp? looks weird) the art of MSpaint ;) UP YOURS PHOTOSHOP!!!:lol:[/QUOTE]
Even more impressive
 
Yeah I was sort of shaking violently while taking the pic, i had a random 30 second time that I THOUGHT was 10 seconds, so i just seizured until the damn thing went off.
 
Im gonna take this a different way. Being a rock star isnt just about having the guitar. Its about many things such as attitude. So here are some pics and reasons I think I deserve the prize!

Let us start with pics of the rockstar himself. Kids thats where style comes in. Style is naturally one of the most important things. And you cant just have one style. A true rockstar must be able to pull off anything from the scruffy beard with the pimpin pink hat to the green fohawk in a prep shirt and multi colored nail polish. O and note that tattoos. Unless your a prison inmate no one but a rockstar has tattoos on their hands and knuckles!
http://img508.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tattooshot2zm.jpg
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Who do you usually find rockstars in the company of? Thats right. Potheads
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Girls are very important and who but a rockstar could get a girl to pose for him. Also note the tombstone in the background. Who but a rockstar would have that in the bedroom!
http://img293.imageshack.us/my.php?image=10003237xi.jpg

1 girl isnt enough though. A rockstar must have many groupies. And they must be willing to make some physical contact!
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Rockstars must have addictions. One of the greatest addictions is sex. And only a rockstar has sex till he is near commatose(hehe this really is me after).
http://img293.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aftersex6dr.jpg

You also cant call yourself a rockstar if you havnt exposed yourself in public. Even if your shy about it.
http://img507.imageshack.us/my.php?image=takingapissatcornmaze20055lx.jpg

And last but not least. Its about the attitude!
http://img504.imageshack.us/my.php?image=10002067ys.jpg

Thus concludes our lesson on what it means to be a rockstar. I hope that even if I didnt win I got a few of you to laugh!
 
Pooky that pic is awsome. Id kill for that mask. I just bought 4 or 5 new masks myself. Found an awsome day after halloween sale where everything was half or more off and dropped a months pay(which i really didnt have)on halloween crap. I almost used a number of pics of the stuff in my post hehe.
 
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Rock and Roll! (my submission :cool:)[/QUOTE]
Nice Ibanez...I've got an earlier model myself

...As for the above poster, please god I hope your not serious about them chicks
 
[quote name='Pookymeister1234']Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy[/QUOTE]

Guessing what the MSI in my name stands for? If not sigh....must be another crack.
 
I'll post an uber hawt pic when I return in a few days!
It's gonna be hawt!:bomb::hot:
(If I'm lucky i won't forget to post it... lol)
 
I'll post my pic next week. Theres a small problem, I don't have a Guitar. But I'll figure something out. I must win! I've never won.

*cries*
 
[quote name='menikmati']Just took this about 30 seconds ago, no way in hell I'm winning since my picture is way too boring:
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Ever consider hiring a maid?
 
[quote name='MSI Magus']Guessing what the MSI in my name stands for? If not sigh....must be another crack.[/QUOTE]

If you recognized the Album title, then you know it was a guess.
 
[quote name='menikmati']Yeah I was sort of shaking violently while taking the pic, i had a random 30 second time that I THOUGHT was 10 seconds, so i just seizured until the damn thing went off.[/QUOTE]

Hey if your XBL GT is the same as your CAG name, my brother just played you in a Rumble Shotguns game on Lockout. His name was ll Heck Yes ll. :D
 
[quote name='badboysean']Ever consider hiring a maid?[/QUOTE]

No, I like to throw all my things onto my bed rather than on the floor, countless times where I've stepped on the pin of my name tag or tripped over guitar cables.
 
[quote name='aoLat']Hey if your XBL GT is the same as your CAG name, my brother just played you in a Rumble Shotguns game on Lockout. His name was ll Heck Yes ll. :D[/QUOTE]

Nope sorry my XBL GamerTag is either "morphinekiss" or "morphinekissed" and I quit playing Halo 2 a month ago and am now playing BF2: MC.
 
[quote name='doodle777_98']ha, do i want to embarass myself. yes or no? Is it worth the prize? yes or no? this is hard.[/QUOTE]

Answer to the first question: Yes, I do.

Answer to the second: TOTALLY.*

http://media.putfile.com/CAGuitarHero

(It seems to take a while to load but it does get there.)

Now, the answer to the third, unasked question that yet lingers in your eyes: No, it can never be. We are from different worlds.

*I am not so much of a "guitar hero" - more of a "misguided guitar well-wisher" but what the hey, I tried. It was of course improvised which is why it ain't much. But, fun, anyway.

PS - Extra points for the hair? C'mon... Gotta be good for somethin... ;)
 
[quote name='DarkRaptorX']I'm so hardcore I don't even have a real guitar! \m/ >_< \m/[/QUOTE]
What the...do you live in a treehouse?
 
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