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[quote name='beerguy961']Well, in about a minute, Mike is gonna come in crying about how the Canadian team lost. AGAIN[/QUOTE]

Lucky fuckin' Canes :lol:

Good series though. I wish Edmonton would have won though, the party would not have ended.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']Did you guys know that a kangaroo poutch that they carry there babies in is about the same size and feel as Pam Anderson's vagina?[/quote]

I can only assume it's a tighter fit?
 
[quote name='mr ryles']Did you guys know that a kangaroo poutch that they carry there babies in is about the same size and feel as Pam Anderson's vagina?[/quote]

And just as hairy. :hot:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Today is a great day on CAG, Penis pumps and slutty girlfriends, both in the same night![/QUOTE]

Which one are you talking about with "slutty girlfriends"? Or is this a thread you're planning on posting about your own life...
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Which one are you talking about with "slutty girlfriends"? Or is this a thread you're planning on posting about your own life...[/QUOTE]
I think it's the one that's locked now.
 
Speaking of slutty girlfriends, mine is the exact opposite. Never been touched by someone other then me.

[quote name='Martha Stewart']It's a good thing.[/QUOTE]
 
[quote name='Mike23']Speaking of slutty girlfriends, mine is the exact opposite. Never been touched by someone other then me.[/QUOTE]

You fucking canadians. Are you trying to tell us that not only are all the women hot up there but they're pristine, untouched virgins?!?!
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']You fucking canadians. Are you trying to tell us that not only are all the women hot up here but they're pristine, untouched virgins?!?![/QUOTE]
Psh, they definitely don't dress like it. And as the adage goes, "If it looks like a whore, smells like a whore, dresses like a whore, she is a whore."
 
I just realized that Sub hasn't been on in like a day. That doesn't happen very often. I wonder if we could make it through the whole OTT without him getting a post in?
 
[quote name='Mike23']Speaking of slutty girlfriends, mine is the exact opposite. Never been touched by someone other then me.[/quote]

Hopefully the girl you deflowered won't become an obsessive psycho later on lol
 
I think he had a booty call tonight.

Parrot girl, perhaps?


Hopefully the girl you deflowered won't become an obsessive psycho later on lol

It better not happen. But, attachment can happen. I'm prepared for it.
 
[quote name='Mike23']I think he had a booty call tonight.

Parrot girl, perhaps?




It better not happen. But, attachment can happen. I'm prepared for it.[/QUOTE]

I thought the parrot belonged to his sister?
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']I thought the parrot belonged to his sister?[/quote]

"It has ceased to exist"

If I'm screwing up the Python reference, please correct me...
 
[quote name='Mike23']Speaking of slutty girlfriends, mine is the exact opposite. Never been touched by someone other then me.[/quote]

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[quote name='RedvsBlue']I just realized that Sub hasn't been on in like a day. That doesn't happen very often. I wonder if we could make it through the whole OTT without him getting a post in?[/QUOTE]
Nah. It'll never happen. :)

Going back to hockey for a bit...fuck the 'Canes. Even though the Oilers beat my Wings, I would have much rather seen the Cup back in Canada than going to Carolina.

Ah well...there's always next year for the Wings, hopefully.

And now, it's time for some sleep. Sleeeeeeeep...
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']
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None taken, HS.

That is true, though. I don't think any sane guy disagrees.
 
I swear, all this hockey talk has gotten me slightly back interested in it. Last time I really cared was about 6 years ago when I used to go to Hampton Roads Admirals games in Norfolk, VA.

As a slight aside, what are some decent hockey games that are worth checking out??
 
[quote name='HumanSnatcher']I swear, all this hockey talk has gotten me slightly back interested in it. Last time I really cared was about 6 years ago when I used to go to Hampton Roads Admirals games in Norfolk, VA.

As a slight aside, what are some decent hockey games that are worth checking out??[/QUOTE]
Video games? Cause sports games tend to... suck
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Video games? Cause sports games tend to... suck[/quote]

I never said sports games sucked. Probably the only sports games I've spent many hours with is the NBA Jam games (well the first one for SNES) and Top Spin 1
 
get NHL Hitz 20-03 for the xbox. I still play that game.

edit: your trippin beerguy, sports games are the shits. I'd be playing my 360 a lot more if I had some sports games but I'm waiting for next years versions.

Also I won my first two fights in the arena in oblivion. In the second fight I was kinda losing since my energy was at 1/2 while his was about 3/4 but then I busted out my steel claymore and beat the shit out of him.
 
[quote name='Ugamer_X']What the fuck? It's 1 in the morning and these fucking birds haven't stopped chirping for the past hour.[/quote]

I thought I was the only one with bird problems at night. Those things are fucking annoying. I need to get one of those scarecrow owls.
 
[quote name='2poor']I thought I was the only one with bird problems at night. Those things are fucking annoying. I need to get one of those scarecrow owls.[/quote]

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[quote name='FriskyTanuki']:bomb: Great, now an important folder of mine is missing from my PC (game folder).[/quote]

See thats what happens when you download tons of bukkake porn...
 
Man.

Paper Mario: TTYD has such a perfect ending. It has been far too long since I've beaten a game and felt that the ending was so cohesive and wholly conceived.

Such beautiful imagery...
 
[quote name='HumanSnatcher']See thats what happens when you download tons of bukkake porn...[/QUOTE]
:whistle2:s I don't need to hear about what happens in your spare time.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']There's nothing like walking into a strangers' tent and stealin' his boxer shorts. :) [/QUOTE]

This explains so much.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']There's nothing like walking into a strangers' tent and stealin' his boxer shorts. :) Only in non-Bethesda RPG's.[/quote]

At leasy my spare time doesn't involve stealing boxer shorts
 
[quote name='HumanSnatcher']At leasy my spare time doesn't involve stealing boxer shorts[/QUOTE]

It doesn't say "BoxershortsSnatcher" up there.
 
[quote name='Strell']It doesn't say "BoxershortsSnatcher" up there.[/quote]

Only reason why my name even has "Human" in it is because just "Snatcher" was taken on Xbox Live when I signed up. Of course, no one gets the reference without the explination of the game. Not to mention been so misconstrued in so many ways...:roll:
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']I really should play Snatcher one of these days.[/quote]

Well, IMO its only the best game ever made. If you plan on actually buying it, plan on paying a pretty penny for a copy on ebay. I still have my original copy. I believe I even made a back up iso just case. Of course, with a straight copy and a Genesis/Sega CD emulator, that direct copy plays perfectly still
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']I really should play Snatcher one of these days.[/quote]
underdogs FTW! That's how I play it now.. I don't want to take the original disc out, I just let it sit in the case on the shelf.. it's so purty.

Now I want to play it again.

Time to hop in the turbocycle with Metal Gear and go see Jichael Mackson in Neo Kobe!

[quote name='HumanSnatcher']Well, IMO its only the best game ever made. If you plan on actually buying it, plan on paying a pretty penny for a copy on ebay. I still have my original copy. I believe I even made a back up iso just case. Of course, with a straight copy and a Genesis/Sega CD emulator, that direct copy plays perfectly still[/quote]

I agree with the "best game ever made" thought. As mentioned above, I play a backup copy, though the downloaded copy on the ' net has a two or three second delay on the cutscene sounds.

I'm actually going through and dumping WAV files and making a soundtrack.. the four or five soundtracks i've heard aren't the songs from the Sega CD version. I wish Konami would release it for Snatcher, especially after Phoenix Wright's success.
 
I "aquired" it a couple of months ago, but I nevergot around to trying it. Too many games. Still working on Resident Evil 4, Stubbs The Zombie, and now The Warriors.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']I "aquired" it a couple of months ago, but I nevergot around to trying it. Too many games. Still working on Resident Evil 4, Stubbs The Zombie, and now The Warriors.[/quote]

The Warriors? Pfft. RE4 is great. Stubbs.. how is Stubbs? I was thinking about picking it up sometime when it dropped, it looks like it's a blast.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']I "aquired" it a couple of months ago, but I nevergot around to trying it. Too many games. Still working on Resident Evil 4, Stubbs The Zombie, and now The Warriors.[/quote]

Even if you take your time, it only takes a max of 6 hours to play. I'm sure if you're a total retard like "snagletooth", it could take a few weeks. Hell, if you click on the "snatcher" picture in my sig, it'll take you to the site that has everything Snatcher and Policenauts, complete with walkthrus...
 
From the stubbs demo I played I thought it was kind of slow. And RE4 is even more awesome once you beat it and get the handcannon and chicago typewriter.
 
Warriors is awesome, especially since it was only nine bucks. Resident Evil 4 I'm working through with the girlfriend, and we're getting close to done with it. fucking Right hand is pissing me off though. And, once I got Stubbs working, it's pretty fun, though I can tell it's appeal will wear off before too long. It's fun now, but I don't see it lasting.

Perhaps I'll play Snatcher tomorrow, as I have nothing better to do.
 
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