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[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Perhaps I'll play Snatcher tomorrow, as I have nothing better to do.[/quote]
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EDIT: After that, I have really proven to myself that I have no life... *hangs head in shame*
 
Damnit, I woke up 30 minutes ago thinking it was Wednesday and then freaked out. Why? I have a newspaper meeting tomorrow from 10-11 and I would not be able to make it there in 30 minutes. Too bad I didn't have a video of it, me looking left and right, jumping out of bed, staring at the clock, rushing to my computer, check the meeting's agenda...and realizing it's Tuesday.
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Damnit, I woke up 30 minutes ago thinking it was Wednesday and then freaked out. Why? I have a newspaper meeting tomorrow from 10-11 and I would not be able to make it there in 30 minutes.[/quote]
What's even more amazing is the genetic ability which all males of the species share -- the ability to be up, dressed, and on their way to whatever they're runnin late for in less than 5 minutes. :)
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']What's even more amazing is the genetic ability which all male's of the species share -- the ability to be up, dressed, and on their way to whatever they're runnin late for in less than 5 minutes. :)[/quote]

Five minutes? Why the hell are you dragging ass? :lol: Are you taking a shower and doing your nails?
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']What's even more amazing is the genetic ability which all male's of the species share -- the ability to be up, dressed, and on their way to whatever they're runnin late for in less than 5 minutes. :)[/QUOTE]

Haha, I know, eh? It's pretty ridiculous. This is the second time I've woken up and freaked out over something. The last time, I thought I had spiders on me and I decided to slam my fists everywhere to kill what turned out to be nothing.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Five minutes? Why the hell are you dragging ass? :lol: Are you taking a shower and doing your nails?[/quote]

5 minutes included pressing the khakis and shining up the shoes. Gots to look good for the corporate slavedrivers. :D
 
[quote name='smalien1']I'm so glad that 'sexydivastar369'- a new account with 0 feedback got outbid on my 85 dollar auction... ahhh what if she bids again?[/quote]

End it early?
 
[quote name='smalien1']I'm so glad that 'sexydivastar369'- a new account with 0 feedback got outbid on my 85 dollar auction... ahhh what if she bids again?[/QUOTE]Just be sure to get a tracking number when sending.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']You don't know me, man. You don't know me.[/QUOTE]

Well, the thing is, at this point, I know all I need/care/want to know.

Also, when I'm running late, I just leave naked. That way when I get to the point of destination, all I'm wearing is a 1950s reporter hat and shoes. "I WOKE UP LATE, fuckERS! CAN YA TELL?"

The range of response has run quite the gamut, let me tell you. But at the least, it's always very frenzied.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Am I alone in thinking we should have an audio/visual/electronics forum?[/quote]

That sounds like a good idea. Maybe PM cheapyd, shrike, or shipwreck (etc.)?
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']That sounds like a good idea. Maybe PM cheapyd, shrike, or shipwreck (etc.)?[/QUOTE]I made the suggestion in feedback. The only reservation I have about the idea is how to keep it from becoming an e-penis measurement shitpile.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']I just realized that Sub hasn't been on in like a day. That doesn't happen very often. I wonder if we could make it through the whole OTT without him getting a post in?[/QUOTE]Hey, I posted a few times (EDIT: twice) yesterday. But I had someone over all night, and getting on CAG wasn't exactly a priority. :lol: ;)

Oh, and the parrot belongs to a male friend who is out of the country until August.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Hey, I posted a few times (EDIT: twice) yesterday. But I had the parrot over all night, and getting on friend wasn't exactly a priority. :lol: ;)

Oh, and the friend belongs to a male CAG who is out of the country until August.[/QUOTE]

See how fun it is to interchange nouns.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Hey, I posted a few times (EDIT: twice) yesterday. But I had someone over all night, and getting on CAG wasn't exactly a priority. :lol: ;)[/quote]

Wow. Someone sounds... smitten.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Hey, I posted a few times (EDIT: twice) yesterday. But I had someone over all night, and getting on CAG wasn't exactly a priority. :lol: ;)

Oh, and the parrot belongs to a male friend who is out of the country until August.[/QUOTE]
Details, man! You left out the most important facts: gender, species, and age.

Once we know that, we'll know if it's safe to approve. I mean, I don't have any doubts, but considering what goes on on the Internet, it's always best to check. ;)
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Details, man! You left out the most important facts: gender, species, and age.

Once we know that, we'll know if it's safe to approve. I mean, I don't have any doubts, but considering what goes on on the Internet, it's always best to check. ;)[/quote]
You're so closed minded. Why limit sexual intercourse to biological entities? Why not a robot or a rock in the shape of a vagina?
 
[quote name='dcfox']You're so closed minded. Why limit sexual intercourse to biological entities? Why not a robot or a rock in the shape of a vagina?[/quote]

don't forget the trees. and the apple pies. oh the apple pies.

I thought gothic was asking about the parrot at first, as he did as the species afterall...
 
[quote name='dcfox']You're so closed minded. Why limit sexual intercourse to biological entities? Why not a robot or a rock in the shape of a vagina?[/QUOTE]

For some reason, this reminded me of a Simpsons quote.

Bart> .....like that lemon shaped rock over there. ... Hey! There's a lemon behind that rock!
 
Ok so I'm watching this video on the superficial of the britney spears interview on dateline and I'm just captivated. This girl is a complete mess and THIS interview was supposed to be her response to all the negative press she's gotten lately.

I usually don't get too involved with the hollywood/publicity crap but this is one of those trainwreck situations where you just can't look away. Just when you think its gotten the worst with her something else happens.

She makes a huge point in the interview about how she doesn't care what people think and yet later on in the interview she breaks down and even says she cries about some of the stuff that's said. Then, her response to all the criticism of her being a bad mom for putting the baby on her lap is "That's America for ya" WTF?!?! I'm pretty sure the rest of the world thinks she's a shitty mom too. You don't need to be American to realize that putting a baby in your lap while driving is IDIOTIC.
 
Man. I just made what I believe will be the best brownies ever.

I got brownie mix with chocolate chunks AND chocolate chips, and then I made a family recipe chocolate icing and put it all over the top.

Now I'm waiting for it to cool.

This is better than death by chocolate. This is rapage by chocolate. This chocolate likes to chew bubblegum and make you its bitch. And it's all out of bitches. It is the Duke Nukem of chocolate. Womem will want to smother their jombkas in the sweet layer of icing in hopes to find the treasured morsels within. This chocolate could take down gladiators and alligators at the same time. You're going to feel full and violated after you eat it.

I predict it will be that good.

Bitches.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Ok so I'm watching this video on the superficial of the britney spears interview on dateline and I'm just captivated. This girl is a complete mess and THIS interview was supposed to be her response to all the negative press she's gotten lately.

I usually don't get too involved with the hollywood/publicity crap but this is one of those trainwreck situations where you just can't look away. Just when you think its gotten the worst with her something else happens.

She makes a huge point in the interview about how she doesn't care what people think and yet later on in the interview she breaks down and even says she cries about some of the stuff that's said. Then, her response to all the criticism of her being a bad mom for putting the baby on her lap is "That's America for ya" WTF?!?! I'm pretty sure the rest of the world thinks she's a shitty mom too. You don't need to be American to realize that putting a baby in your lap while driving is IDIOTIC.[/quote]

White trash is always white trash. I hope hilarity follows her and K-fed forever.
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Send some of those brownies my way, per favore.

Sorry about the italiano, I'm trying to get ready for my oral exam tonight.[/QUOTE]

Izza no problem, paisano!

//really ought to learn his heritage's language

Someone tell JimmieMac I could EZBake his ass so hard his dead grandpa will pop a boner in his grave.
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Send some of those brownies my way, per favore.

Sorry about the italiano, I'm trying to get ready for my oral exam tonight.[/QUOTE]
FUHGITABOUDIT!
 
[quote name='Brak']FUHGITABOUDIT![/QUOTE]

You ought to learn our heritage's language as well.

[quote name='senorwoohoo']Si, tu devi studiare l'italiano. Non è dificile.

Shit, I hope that makes sense. Anyway, time to study.[/QUOTE]


Going by my (somewhat limited) Spanish, I'm going to think it says "Yes, you ought to study Italian. It is not difficult."

I guess.
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Si, tu devi studiare l'italiano. Non è dificile.

Shit, I hope that makes sense. Anyway, time to study.[/quote]

If you something study italian. It's not dificult. ?
 
[quote name='Strell']You ought to learn our heritage's language as well.[/QUOTE]What about plumbing interspersed with occasional princess rescue?
 
[quote name='jmcc']What about plumbing interspersed with occasional princess rescue?[/QUOTE]

HEY.

We can fuck up turtles too. Big hairy ones. I dunno where they gedda the hair, but we cana take'em.

And if you don't mention that in the future I'm going to put so much plastic wrap on your couch you won't be able to eat pasta withoudda fallinga off.
 
[quote name='2poor']If you something study italian. It's not dificult. ?[/QUOTE]

Close, I was trying to say:

Yes, you should study Italian. It's not difficult.
 
[quote name='Strell']You ought to learn our heritage's language as well.




Going by my (somewhat limited) Spanish, I'm going to think it says "Yes, you ought to study Italian. It is not difficult."

I guess.[/QUOTE]
I already know it all.

♪ IL REVENGE ♪
♪ IL VENGEANCE ♪
♪ IL ANGER ♪
♪ IL TEMPERAMENTAL ♪
♪ IL PARANOIA ♪
♪ IL FEMALE JEALOUSY ♪
♪ IL NEED ONE FEMALE RELATIONSHIP FOR SEX, ONE FOR A MOTHER-FIGURE ♪

... and last, but not least...

♪ SPAGHETTI SAUCE ♪
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Close, I was trying to say:

Yes, you should study Italian. It's not difficult.[/quote]

Ah. Si means yes. I was going off my limited French training. The language is practically the same thing.
 
[quote name='Strell']HEY.

We can fuck up turtles too. Big hairy ones. I dunno where they gedda the hair, but we cana take'em.

And if you don't mention that in the future I'm going to put so much plastic wrap on your couch you won't be able to eat pasta withoudda fallinga off.[/quote]

here I am, in the back of a class i should be paying attention to, reading CAG and laughing my ass off at you... at least i got my chuckles under control before the instructor noticed... :D
 
[quote name='Brak']
♪ SPAGHETTI SAUCE ♪[/QUOTE]

Roflmao. That thread was HORRIBLY underrated. We ought to make it our mission to get the word out about it.
 
[quote name='2poor']Ah. Si means yes. I was going off my limited French training. The language is practically the same thing.[/QUOTE]

Ha, I know. Yet, I'm a bit bothered by my knowledge of Spanish while learning Italian because I mix the two up.
 
[quote name='2poor']Ah. Si means yes. I was going off my limited French training. The language is practically the same thing.[/quote]

spanish, italian, and french are very similar in many ways due to the shared root language of latin, i believe.
 
If you learn one romance language, you can easily learn the others. They all follow the same general rules in terms of conjugation and grammar, and you can normally find cognates all over.

When I get more fluent in Spanish, I'll probably learn some Italian here and there.

At some point I'd love to have a limited grasp of Japanese, but that'd take a while.

Also, s1eeping, have your prof put this site on an overhead. They can watch the hilarity as it happens in real time.
 
[quote name='Strell']Roflmao. That thread was HORRIBLY underrated. We ought to make it our mission to get the word out about it.[/QUOTE]
I can't even remember what thread that was. lol...
 
[quote name='Strell']
Also, s1eeping, have your prof put this site on an overhead. They can watch the hilarity as it happens in real time.[/quote]

given the demographic makeup of this class, i don't think anyone here would get it...

at least i wasn't laughing as hard as the last ott where you had the two part pchop saga. that'd have been bad. one of my classmates may have called 911. :whistle2:#
 
[quote name='Strell']It was "God tells woman to shut up."

Hilarious thread. Not nearly enough exposure.[/quote]

I remember the thread, with the link to the story about the alabama (?) lady who got struck by lightning while praying for her family's safety in a thunderstorm, right?

I must've posted early (if at all) in that one and then forgot about it...
 
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