You down wit' OTT? Yeah, you know me

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[quote name='zewone']Whens Pearl and Diamond out?[/QUOTE]
Not soon enough.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']dear OTT,

I need your powers to help destroy my animal abuser of a brother. I woke up this morning to him yanking on the choke chain over and over and hitting her backside saying ''DONT LOOK AT ME YOU fuckING WHORE, YOU fuckING WHORE BITCH, fuck YOU''. A lightning bolt to the face would be much appreciated, thank you for listening OTT and I hope you consider this.

:( My dog's too pretty to be treated like that, especially since my brother is 24 and a total deadbeat... hell.. my dog has more importantance to this world than him.[/QUOTE]

Murder him, he's a fucking prick.

Sorta reminds me of the time. My sister, and I was arguing. Cause her husband who was living with us at the time. Thought it was funny to fauxstep on my dogs leg when he slept. Which he would wake up yelping.

So I was fighting with her telling her to tell him to stop it or he'll get a knife in the gut. After some more words, and frustration I pushed her. Then she kicked me, and then threw something at me. My dog came out of nowhere, and lunged at her with his big beautiful German mouth open. It was a beautiful sight.
 
/late to conversation

If Jesus had a lightsaber, you know that mofo would throw up the horns as he went on a rampage.
 
[quote name='Strell']/late to conversation

If Jesus had a lightsaber, you know that mofo would throw up the horns as he went on a rampage.[/quote]

If Jesus had a lightsaber, he would have probably lived long enough to become a "mofo."

Yup...I'm going to hell...
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']If Jesus had a lightsaber, he would have probably lived long enough to become a "mofo."

Yup...I'm going to hell...[/QUOTE]
For making a joke that... kinda sucked.
 
[quote name='Brak']For making a joke that... kinda sucked.[/quote]

For making a joke refering to Jesus living long enough to fuck mothers, and refering to him as such and even acknowledging Strells's joke. I don't know what church you've been to, but I know I'd be doing some serious hail mary time if I still practiced...
 
[quote name='Moxio']Pokemon![/quote]

Not yet. :cry:

Called BB today, they said Super Paper Mario comes on the tenth. I'm still hoping they'll get it early.

[quote name='prmononoke']Shit, you see a lot of movies during the day. I haven't been to a matinee since like...forever. I think I've seen a few movies with my parents in the afternoon. That doesn't really count though.[/quote]

Yeah. Cheaper. Less asshats.
 
fuck slow shipping!11
My PSP from Play-Asia shipped on March 30 and has yet to arrive. Metal Slug Anthology and Metal Gear PO are begging to be played.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Hmm. Quick, choose:

A) Clubhouse Games
B) Puzzle Quest[/QUOTE]


Puzzle Quest.

But watch this first.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BkXy8JVP8[/media]
 
So Puzzle Quest, eh?

I'm gonna buy another DS game (it's a gift) and those are the only two that are out right now that I'm interested in.
 
Maybe this makes me a bad person, but I was talking to an asian lady and laughed in my head when she would try to pronounce "L"s and they come out like "R"s. She's a really nice lady though :D.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Maybe this makes me a bad person, but I was talking to an asian lady and laughed in my head when she would try to pronounce "L"s and they come out like "R"s. She's a really nice lady though :D.[/quote]

Why do I get the feeling that someone will somehow work "Sticking it in her pooper" into a response to that...?
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Why do I get the feeling that someone will somehow work "Sticking it in her pooper" into a response to that...?[/QUOTE]
I don't know why. That doesn't even have one L in it.
 
Hmm.

It looks like with Puzzle Quest it's addicting but the same thing over and over.

And Clubhouse Games is very simple but has the multiplayer aspect.

:whistle2:k
 
it's not the same thing over and over because you get different spells that really change how you play.

just to let ya know, i had my girlfriend hide my ds so that i can finish my thesis... all because of that vile delicious game.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']I don't know why. That doesn't even have one L in it.[/quote]

Never underestimate the people here: I have faith they'd find a way to work it in somehow.
 
Man do I love the fifth case in Phoenix Wright 1. All the DS-specific stuff in the investigation phase is awesome. Makes me sad that when I borrow PW2 from my friend that there is no DS-specific case. I just did the fingerprinting and that was damn cool.
 
What.
The.
fuck?

A friend of ours is in town, so she and my wife decide to go shopping and hang out. No problem, I say, I have some things to do, anyway. All I ask is if she can swing by a Gamestop and call me. I hand her my card and wish her a safe journey and have fun.

Almost five hours go by and I haven't heard anything. The stores close in 15 minutes, so I call her and see where she is. Here is a summation of that conversation:

Her: "Um, I bought a bag."
Me: "Uh...okay." (I can already tell this won't end well...)
Her: "It's a Gucci."
Me: "Uhhhhh. How much?" (I have lost my eloquence at this point.)
Her: "Well...a lot."
Me: "How. Much?"
Her:"$700."
Me: "..." (I now know that an anuerysm has a taste - who'd have thought?)
Her (to our friend in the background): "This isn't good...he's not saying anything."

It's not that she spent that much (well, not completely), it's just that she did it on a whim without asking.

::pounds head on desk::
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']What.
The.
fuck?

A friend of ours is in town, so she and my wife decide to go shopping and hang out. No problem, I say, I have some things to do, anyway. All I ask is if she can swing by a Gamestop and call me. I hand her my card and wish her a safe journey and have fun.

Almost five hours go by and I haven't heard anything. The stores close in 15 minutes, so I call her and see where she is. Here is a summation of that conversation:

Her: "Um, I bought a bag."
Me: "Uh...okay." (I can already tell this won't end well...)
Her: "It's a Gucci."
Me: "Uhhhhh. How much?" (I have lost my eloquence at this point.)
Her: "Well...a lot."
Me: "How. Much?"
Her:"$700."
Me: "..." (I now know that an anuerysm has a taste - who'd have thought?)
Her (to our friend in the background): "This isn't good...he's not saying anything."

It's not that she spent that much (well, not completely), it's just that she did it on a whim without asking.

::pounds head on desk::[/QUOTE]

Looks like we have ourselves a future PS3 owner! :twisted:
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Looks like we have ourselves a future PS3 owner! :twisted:[/quote]

Heh...I don't get it...

Unless I make her return the bag and then use the money to fund one...?
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Heh...I don't get it...

Unless I make her return the bag and then use the money to fund one...?[/QUOTE]
No you just go buy a 600 dollar PS3 without informing her. You're not good at this kind of thing, are you?
 
So I guess I'll list some games on Goozex... might be able to get some points and get some games I'm interested in.
 
[quote name='The Crotch']
Explain.[/quote]
Story Spoilers

There is a piece of paper late in the game. Blank. There is a black light you may have to let you see the ink message. However, if you dont have that, you can tilt the DS to an acute angle and you'll be able to see it, but you cant see it otherwise. Something to do with LCDs or something.

Theres also a puzzle or two requiring you to close the DS and go into sleep mode, which I hadnt quite thought of, I just got frustrated and took a break, then I resumed and realized what they did there.
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']Yeah, comic shop. Im basically living the movies of Kevin Smith right now...[/QUOTE] Not as glamorous as he makes it seem, is it? :lol:
 
Wow, I'm opening up a cola can. It feels so taboo because I so rarely drink the stuff. It's like the second cola I've had this year.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']No you just go buy a 600 dollar PS3 without informing her. You're not good at this kind of thing, are you?[/quote]

No, it's not that, it's that she spent that much of *my* money without asking...dropping another $600 out of spite still hurts me more than her.

I did tell her I have one hell of a "free pass" now, and she said she wouldn't be mad at me if I fucked a asian hooker.

And the thing is, I'm not even that mad. But, she's about an hour away, so I know that the drive home is going to seem like forever because she is dreading my wrath.

Passive-agressiveness, FTW.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']No, it's not that, it's that she spent that much of *my* money without asking...dropping another $600 out of spite still hurts me more than her.

I did tell her I have one hell of a "free pass" now, and she said she wouldn't be mad at me if I fucked a asian hooker.

And the thing is, I'm not even that mad. But, she's about an hour away, so I know that the drive home is going to seem like forever because she is dreading my wrath.

Passive-agressiveness, FTW.[/QUOTE] Stick it in her pooper?


Or at least teach your son to say that. :lol:
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Heh...I don't get it...

Unless I make her return the bag and then use the money to fund one...?[/QUOTE]

Tell her for $700 you can buy a cow, and make her own purses.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']No, it's not that, it's that she spent that much of *my* money without asking...dropping another $600 out of spite still hurts me more than her.

I did tell her I have one hell of a "free pass" now, and she said she wouldn't be mad at me if I fucked a asian hooker.

And the thing is, I'm not even that mad. But, she's about an hour away, so I know that the drive home is going to seem like forever because she is dreading my wrath.

Passive-agressiveness, FTW.[/QUOTE]

Well, now you at least have that purchase so you can milk it for quite a while.

"Honey we do NOT need that massage chair."
"If you get a pricy purchase on something as trivial as a handbag, how could you oppose to that?"
 
I want a wife I can boss around.

You know; 'cos I'm a boss.

[ Insert Abobo Picture Here ]
 
Boundish is really fun... and considering it seems to be in the back of the pack of bitGen games, I really hope I can get some others on the cheap.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Stick it in her pooper?


Or at least teach your son to say that. :lol:[/quote]

Best. Advice. Of the night.

The sad thing is I can't even use this to get my "expensive useless purchase" - which is a Buell motorcycle - because she has been trying to get me to buy it for months.

I'll have to give this some thought. :whistle2:k
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']
I'll have to give this some thought. :whistle2:k[/quote]


Make sure she doesn't come and read the OTT - your plan will be foiled.
 
The Best Revenge would be to post pics of her boobs in the OTT and tell her theres a really funny joke in here.


"Hey, those are mine!"
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']PS3. Do it.

Or the Asian hooker.

They're both going to suck, so it's really 50/50. ;)[/quote]

Yeah, one will be smelly dead weight that I'll have to hide under the bed out of guilt and embarrassment when I have company, and the other one is a dead asian hooker.

Not exactly my best material tonight.

On the other hand, I did get several invites to play Marvel Ultimate on Live from one of my friends, and I think I pissed him off when I didn't reply. My son was the one playing at the time; how funny would it have been to let him join? :lol:
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']The Best Revenge would be to post pics of her boobs in the OTT and tell her theres a really funny joke in here.


"Hey, those are mine!"[/quote]

I don't have to delete anything. She just walked in and I told her.

And I couldn't even post her boob pics, because she doesn't care. Hell, now that she has her own account on CAG, she'll probably post them herself.
 
I love Jump Ultimate, but damn does it ever lag when you have 3 characters on screen at the same time, and like 1 special attack and 1 support going.
 
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