The Quest for the HOLY Game:
Step 1: GameStop #1
Err, what was that again? Zack and what? Yes, I know you called yesterday, I was confused yesterday, too... No, we don't have it.
Step 2: Optometrist place, 'cuz my glasses needed fixing. This isn't part of the story, but it's very important all the same.
Step 3: Hastings. Imagine the sound of the western right before a showdown... That whoooooosh of the wind. That's their NINTENDO section.
Step 4: Circuit City. Best quote ever:
"No, sir, I checked in the back, and we don't have it yet. You might want to get Carnival Games, though, it's also for the Wii..."
Step 5: GameStop #2
"That'd be forty bucks... Swipe your card again, please. Thank you."
Woo! Longest lunch break ever! The manual is awesome... It's first page beares the following text:
A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM CAPCOM(R)
Thank you for purchasing ZACK & WIKI(tm): QUEST FOR BARBAROS' TREASURE for your Nintendo Wii(tm) computer entertainment system. CAPCOM(R) is proud to bring you this new addition to your video game library.
Man, you guys might not get this, but with all the TM and R stuff, I feel like I'm back to Monkey Island(TM) all over again!