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Japanese Toilet: The Movie - CheapyD on ScrewAttack's Toilet Tuesday


#31 Jackal888   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   189 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 05:18 AM

The Japanese are way ahead of us.

I wonder if the was a power outage ,how much trouble would the have wiping there own asses?

CheapyD since you love to eat and shit for us in Japan. Can you do a video about the Green Tea kit Kat? I always wanted to taste that.Two of my favorite things together.
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#32 CYRiX   Banned Banned   2228 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 05:22 AM

That will be next on the list...gotta get a full apartment tour too.

good to hear!
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#33 aggravatedMan   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   34 Posts   Joined 8.2 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 06:02 AM

.......ok


#34 hohez   Old Cynical Gamer CAGiversary!   1770 Posts   Joined 10.2 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 06:03 AM

Good job Cheapy. You do understand though, that all other Cheapy in Japan Videos will have to live up to the ass wash. Thems some big shoes to fill.

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#35 broke_as_usual   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   12 Posts   Joined 9.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 06:03 AM

That was just hilarious... Especially, when he leaned into it. Seriously, I almost cried. Also, the music at the end was perfect because that was indeed ghetto. :applause: Bravo, Cheapy D.

#36 roadragezero   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   4 Posts   Joined 9.7 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 06:07 AM

I can't wait to see this vid in Nintendo's next press conference!

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#37 Dragon Fly   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   26 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 06:16 AM

Wow... I was actually chuckling through the whole thing but lost it when the actual ass washing commenced. I feel disgusted yet humored all at the same time. Thanks for that.... I think....

#38 milkham   Master Massaginist CAGiversary!   1324 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 06:22 AM

Cheapy should open up a side business, expensive ass toilets he can disgust people with the acronym E.A.T.
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#39 LonelyController   lonelycontroller.com CAGiversary!   4309 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 06:30 AM

I want a Japanese toilet!

#40 Sejad   Brotherhood of Steel CAGiversary!   1024 Posts   Joined 10.3 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 06:41 AM

Japan truly is a magical place. The toilets have freaking command consoles, like they were the captain's chair on the Enterprise or something.


LMAO I laughed at you commect for like 10 minutes, oh god this trully is a amazing deature to have a Ass wash and vagineeee wash now I really want to live in Japan like I always wanted to.

#41 nesfan8222   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   168 Posts   Joined 9.2 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 06:53 AM

cheapys video production is getting better and better. Nice little video cheapy, although i would have closed it with the gap band "you dropped a bomb on me " unless your playing baby daddy due to your surpirse from last week. Also, what a cool entertainment stand you have

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 06:55 AM

I will definately sleep better knowing while I rest CheapyD could very well be going to the bathroom for nothing more than a nice relaxing ass wash.

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#43 SnatchMan   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   47 Posts   Joined 8.5 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 07:12 AM

Great video Cheapy, a classic.

I always wondered about Japanese toilets.

Keep up the Good Work.

#44 thorbahn3   Everyone talks too much! Super Moderators   3735 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 07:23 AM

Looks like thorbahn finally got a job with CAG.

Cool video, I've always wanted to try an ass washing toilet. Lord knows I need it.




Nope, just spotted it on screwattack.com before CheapyD said anything about it. He edited it and moved it here is all.
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#45 Link927   Work In Progress CAGiversary!   3803 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 07:24 AM

Ah, watched it again, still as good as the first time. I did notice a few things though. So, if yours is a more basic model, then what does a "deluxe" model offer? And I noticed you were using the...er...most power blast to clean your ass. How's that working out? >_>

#46 CheapyD   Head Cheap Ass Administrators   17102 Posts   Joined 12.3 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 07:46 AM

Ah, watched it again, still as good as the first time. I did notice a few things though. So, if yours is a more basic model, then what does a "deluxe" model offer?

warm air ass-dryer, wall mounted remote, auto lid open/close, air purification...
http://www.cleanishappy.com/ - click on product info and then you will see the better models.


And I noticed you were using the...er...most power blast to clean your ass. How's that working out? >_>

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#47 HOVA uk   Residential Fart Man CAGiversary!   108 Posts   Joined 9.1 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 08:03 AM

"magic toilet"

Are you kidding you havent tried the vagina wash? tut tut..

#48 Sir_Fragalot   wants Startropics 3. CAGiversary!   8236 Posts   Joined 9.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 08:31 AM

I have now made it my one of my life's purposes to try this "ass wash" you speak of :lol:

Seriously that toliet is insane, and that video is excellent and entertaining at the same time. Nice work CheapyD, please make note of it on the next CagCast for our enjoyment because I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO want to hear Wombat's opinion on it:D

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#49 mrx1   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   242 Posts   Joined 8.9 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 10:06 AM

so does this eliminate the need for toilet paper?Since,it washes you.And how much?


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Posted 01 August 2007 - 12:18 PM

http://www.cleanishappy.com/ - click on product info and then you will see the better models.


I find it funny that the first thing I see are asses. With smiley faces!

#51 CheapyMom   Non-Technical Advisor CAGiversary!   202 Posts   Joined 12.2 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 12:47 PM

For those who are really into the Toto toilet there's this and also this.

And I just came across a news report indicating a problem with the very model we have in Florida! Sounds like the heated seat feature might work too well.

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 01:09 PM

For those who are really into the Toto toilet there's this and also this.

And I just came across a news report indicating a problem with the very model we have in Florida! Sounds like the heated seat feature might work too well.


"Japan's premiere potty player is on the proverbial hotseat."

The level of cheese writing in that piece has made my day, CheapyMom. Thanks.
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#53 veedubkid   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   213 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 01:19 PM

Hey- I love how you say ass wash 1000 times but then can't bring yourself to say shit or even poop. Nice one none the less. Cheers,
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#54 bobthecat23   Més que un Club CAGiversary!   981 Posts   Joined 9.2 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 02:31 PM

cheapy u should have pressed the vagina wash button and weres the apartment tour

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#55 XskylineX   CAGGGGGGG CAGiversary!   76 Posts   Joined 9.2 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 02:45 PM

Your videos are always funny, lol.

#56 Hibiwa   Blue Exorcist CAGiversary!   1139 Posts   Joined 9.4 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 03:06 PM

You'd think the desensitization would kick in by now. Nope, these vids get more and more outrageously funny.

CheapyD's got chutzpah, and or is the most uninhibited narcissist evah.

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#57 masterofdarkness   Hey you Pikachu! CAGiversary!   681 Posts   Joined 8.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 03:47 PM

I want one pretty bad. If I were you cheapy, Id have demonstrated the vagina wash too...do you think it would wash your balls? I could use a ball washing as much as an ass wash.

I would like an answer for this :D
Also can you cook something on your toilet seat xD
It's a try for warming up pizza or a hotdog :P
I'd laugh if it works, but nice video none-the-less :)
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#58 Bazz  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:19 PM

Haha awesome video cheapy , but you need a crib edition of your apt , I really would love to see a full scale of how your home looks. Great video , loved it.

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#59 PyroGamer   Banned Banned   4554 Posts   Joined 10.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:21 PM

That was absolutely hillarious.

"This here, as you can see, is the ass wash. And here is the vagina wash. I've never tried the vagina wash, but I use the ass wash quite regularly.

This nob controls the pressure of the water that is shooting up your ass... or vagina."

And you say it so matter-of-factly, with no grin or even slight laugh.

Much more amusing than your awkward and boring product reviews and unboxing videos. You've definitely improved in your video-production quality, Cheapy... either that or you just can't make a BAD video about a toilet that shoots water up your ass.

Haha awesome video cheapy , but you need a crib edition of your apt , I really would love to see a full scale of how your home looks. Great video , loved it.

Agreed.

#60 FaintDeftone   Zelda Fanatic CAGiversary!   1488 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:54 PM

I want an ass wash toilet :(

The song at the end was great :D