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You'll enjoy it. I really enjoyed it as a fan of the games. Way better than Extinction, if that makes you feel any better about your purchase.

+1. Ubi really hit this one out of the park. Destructoid was pretty much right on by saying after a few hours the game clicks with you and becomes totally awesome. For me, it was driving to intercept a caravan, hiding in the brush, blowing the caravan the FUCK up, followed by dispatching a few...

Hello there! I'm the post you didn't read in my entirety. I just thought I'd pop in, say hi, and, well, point out something that you missed before insulting the person who wrote me. I contain a paragraph that could be considered offensive (if you're open to being offended by such things) if not...

Before anyone reads my post, please let me apologize. I've tried so hard not to go ape-shit on this game, but I just can't hold it in anymore. I'm like Roger the Alien. If I keep my bitchiness inside, I will slowly shrivel up and die. Why is it that I've only found ONE reviewer in the entire...

For sure. I'll be recommending it to people in search of something new. You're definitely right about the tactical vs. speed aspect, it does seem to have been designed in such a manner. Unfortunately the speed aspect is the only part of the game DICE has been pushing so you go into it expecting...

I gotta say, this game really fights itself when it comes to realizing it's intended design. When a few battle-optional cops are around and your path is fairly clear, the game is intense, beautiful and extremely fun to play. But, at times, repeated deaths and the sometimes difficult disarm...

If you have a PC capable of running the game, BUY THE PC VERSION. My box was top of the line 4 years ago and it runs on high settings fairly well.

I love Steam. Added one more game to my list tonight... Left 4 Dead!

Because length is the only thing that matters.

God damn, I just bought this like 2 weeks ago.

Nope.

If she's willing to jeopardize your daughter's life by hooking up with this fucker, she's a terrible wife and an even worse mother. My sister-in-law is exactly like this: she's been married something like three times (once to a meth addict), has three kids (two of which she left with their...

Mocha's are easiest to get into.. Basically hot chocolate with coffee flavor. Can be exceedingly good if you get one from a good cafe. If you want something less sweet, get a flavored latte of some kind. Loose-leaf green tea or white tea (tea bags are leftovers from processing machines). Go to...

So? What do you think now? Was I wrong? Look, I dig this game. I've got the collector's edition. Some of the scenes in the single player campaign are extremely beautiful. I love my PS3 and it's my first choice for multiplatform games. But get real close to the doctor guy in the first couple...

Halo's story was awesome, especially Halo 2 getting into the religious fanaticism of the Covenant Prophets. ...that is, until they were all like I'm bitter. Can you tell?

Kind of like real life? Protip: using a mirror in the bedroom is like 3rd person.

YES. God they're a fucking bitch, aren't they? But that's the beauty of it, once your objective is to complete a level as fast and flawless as possible instead of simply trying to survive, you start looking for new paths and get that feeling of actually being a runner. It's just god damn brilliant.

God DAMN. Way too short. Played it about five times already. Fucking amazing.

I bought it on the 360 for the DLC and to avoid any potential technical issues sites like GiantBomb have run into on the PS3. But I'll tell you, it's a bitch to get things looking good on my 360 since Microsoft doesn't give a shit about outputting correct RGB levels.