Wii U is like an abusive ex that walked back into your life. They promise you that they've changed, and everything will be better now, and asks you for another chance. "Remember the good times we had? Remember how much you liked Mario and Zelda games? I promise you I'll give you HD versions of those." And they bring you gifts and try to win you over. "You liked Pikmin. . .Here's Pikmin 3." But people are quick to forget the pain, the anguish, the abuse, all based on the promises that things won't ever be that bad again. Sure, sure, Nintendo. Keep peddling lies and suckering people in. I won't be a victim or a statistic again.