Here's a quick rant:
My girlfriend goes shopping often, and so I find that I too spend many hours in various malls (a bit more than I'd like to, admittedly). However, I make the best of our frequent shopping escapades by looking for stuff that I might wear while she tries on shirts, jeans, and shoes, all of which are plentiful and varied. This brings me to the topic at hand: the state of men's fashion.
Subject 001: The polo
Polo's do not look good and their is virtually no difference between different brands, aside from a color switch and possibly a different wild animal on the breast. This is not my opinion, it is a fact of life. The polo is the attire of a douchebag.
It should come as no surprise that most stores cater to the female design. Anyone who's ever been to a mall could easily tell you that. And it makes sense: women love to shop, so why not target the best customer? I can't blame a business for making the most money it possibly can.
I decided that my closet was filled with enough "graphic tees" and that I needed a variety of nice clothing (treading the line between formal and casual). Apparently, this is asking a lot, because most large-scale stores like Sears and JC Penney are stocked with shit for men's clothing and the smaller stores are either exclusively female or overwhelmingly-so that the men's section is a corner at the back of the shop.
Subject 002: The oversized white shirt:
Nothing screams "I don't even try" like the oversized white t-shirt. Popular as ever, this reassures most clothing businesses that the bulk of men just don't give a
about what they wear.
And here's the one-two punch that I know you all are familiar with:
Subject 003: the straight bill cap
Coupling the straight bill hat with Subject 002 has been known to bring some people to their knees in agony. I may be one of those people.
Now, if these trends in male fashion were actually isolated events, I might simply brush them off of my shoulder. However, this is not the case. It's gotten to the point where I'm struggling to find decent-looking clothes. I have trouble finding acceptable shirts amongst a sea of Mark Ecko and Rocawear brands or preppy Abercrombie polos. I can only wear so many band t-shirts.
What happened to nice men's clothes?
My girlfriend goes shopping often, and so I find that I too spend many hours in various malls (a bit more than I'd like to, admittedly). However, I make the best of our frequent shopping escapades by looking for stuff that I might wear while she tries on shirts, jeans, and shoes, all of which are plentiful and varied. This brings me to the topic at hand: the state of men's fashion.
Subject 001: The polo
Specifically, the popped collar, though that's for another day.
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Polo's do not look good and their is virtually no difference between different brands, aside from a color switch and possibly a different wild animal on the breast. This is not my opinion, it is a fact of life. The polo is the attire of a douchebag.
It should come as no surprise that most stores cater to the female design. Anyone who's ever been to a mall could easily tell you that. And it makes sense: women love to shop, so why not target the best customer? I can't blame a business for making the most money it possibly can.
I decided that my closet was filled with enough "graphic tees" and that I needed a variety of nice clothing (treading the line between formal and casual). Apparently, this is asking a lot, because most large-scale stores like Sears and JC Penney are stocked with shit for men's clothing and the smaller stores are either exclusively female or overwhelmingly-so that the men's section is a corner at the back of the shop.
Subject 002: The oversized white shirt:
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Nothing screams "I don't even try" like the oversized white t-shirt. Popular as ever, this reassures most clothing businesses that the bulk of men just don't give a
![Shaq Fu! fuck fuck](/styles/default/cag/smilies/shaq-fu!96.gif)
And here's the one-two punch that I know you all are familiar with:
Subject 003: the straight bill cap
![at_el_ring_dr_black1.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fimgs.inkfrog.com%2Fpix%2Fkendeson-llc%2Fat_el_ring_dr_black1.jpg&hash=4c2be671dec6a13c58b74b2b88744944)
Coupling the straight bill hat with Subject 002 has been known to bring some people to their knees in agony. I may be one of those people.
Now, if these trends in male fashion were actually isolated events, I might simply brush them off of my shoulder. However, this is not the case. It's gotten to the point where I'm struggling to find decent-looking clothes. I have trouble finding acceptable shirts amongst a sea of Mark Ecko and Rocawear brands or preppy Abercrombie polos. I can only wear so many band t-shirts.
What happened to nice men's clothes?
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