Fant4astic Four? Seriously?

this movie - well, okay, just whoever thought that was a good idea.
Sue and Johnny aren't blood-related siblings?

this movie.
That's two strikes right away for me. Immediately shows a lack of respect for the characters and the source.
If Doctor Doom isn't the dictator of a country called Latveria,

this movie. Stop wasting one of Marvel's greatest villains.
If the thought behind the costume designs are "traditional superhero costumes are stupid",

this movie and whoever the pretentious pricks are in this hypothetical scenario.
If the entire Goddamm thing is the origin story,

this movie. There have been two other FF movies, and not that long ago either. FX shows the first one four times a day, seems like. People know the basics of the damned origin.
There are things about this that are good. Kate Mara as Sue Storm, first. Secondly, the accident coming from an expedition into the Negative Zone as opposed to space exploration is also good. It's no better than the standard origin, but it isn't worse either. Ben Grimm being mostly CGI has the potential to be good, assuming it's handled with the care required to make him look convincing. This early glimpse in no way gives me hope for that, though.
Still, I predict this movie will do well at the box office. Those God-awful
Resident Evil movies are proof enough that people will pay a lot of money to see most anything if it's flashy enough. First impressions are probably generally positive, 'cause this trailer was put together pretty well.