My WM Predictions (as cut and pasted)
Eddie vs. Rey Mysterio
Rey turns heel - maybe. Rey needs to win if he's the heel, or else he'll stumble out of the starting block. He can lose (via Eddie cheating) and attack him after the match - but who's the heel then? I say Eddie wins in a very clean match, surprising us all. What's not surprising? This match will go 7 minutes or less, in a four-hour plus show.
Big Show vs. Akebono
Err - the crowd's collective bladder wins. Maybe Akebono's checkbook. Nobody else.
Trish Stratus vs. Christy Hemme
I agree with leaning towards Trish going over with Lita's help. It's a toss-up between someone going heel in this match or the Rey/Eddie match. Keep in mind that Trish's turn was just one WM ago; is the WWE bland enough to repeat this with Lita? You and I know the answer to that question.
6-Man Ladder Match
Edge; I would love to see a heel turn that leads to an extended feud between Benoit and Benjamin, and take them out of contention. Kane will serve as little other than the "house cleaner" in this match. Christian, god bless him, will bump his ass off and be generally awesome. Who's the #6 guy? If I can't remember, he must not matter? Oh yeah, Jericho. Ha. Picking up dogshit before WMX8 will remain his greatest wrestlemania moment.
Randy Orton vs. The Undertaker
Did you see Undertaker/Heidenreich at RR 2005? Rinse, lather, repeat. If you think different, you've never seen UT wrestle.
HBK vs. Kurt Angle
Strangely enough, I think Angle is the emotional favorite to win the match, and HBK is the expected favorite to win (at least among those here). Who will win? I'd say it's 55-45 Angle right now; the better politician will win, and those who watch this match will most certainly win.
John Cena vs. JBL
John Cena has some catchy new entrance music, and lotsa merchandise. He's been a top good guy for quite some time, and may lose a lot of steam if he doesn't win the belt here. Nevertheless, one truism in wrestling is that you can't have all babyfaces hold the titles at once: thus, JBL wins when the entire state of California interferes on his behalf.
HHH vs. Batista
I think with the obvious exceptions ('taker), I've picked all heels to win. I guess I must counter my own instincts in order to balance things out, and this sounds like the most probable. Batista wins, though smellhasreturned gains the opportunity to see HHH start title reign #11 up close and personal. The match won't be very good, but it will be a "two minutes in the match and out of the ring" kind of brawl, like HHH had with Austin during the later part of Austin's career. Walking back and forth between places to slam your opponent's head takes up a lot of time, you know. Crowd eats it up.
Thirty-man match: winner receives a gift certificate at Bennigans. My vote is for Booker T, just as a sentimental favorite.
myke.
...I'll only be 30% right, just you watch.