Oh, I get it. Cena/JBL and HBK/Benoit. Hmm. The announcers did a terrible job of explaining that last night.
I expect JBL/HBK to not be a match in the same way that Lawler/Tazz at ONS was not a match. JBL may be entering some new rehab, but nothing works *that* quickly. This matc screams "no context from the beginning."
As for whomever slighted Melina (KaneRobot? Sporadic?), she's surely the woman with the most personality on Raw. You may think it blasphemous, but she reminds me of Sensational Sherri in a way. God knows she has more personality and charisma than Lita, Torrie Wilson, the Nitro Girls ECW dancers, Kristal, and goddamn near every other woman in the WWE right now and in the recent past. She's nowhere near the league of Jazz/Trish/Victoria in terms of wrestling ability, but she can handle her own. Besides, you can't blame her for the WWE Women's Division; that responsibility is that of the WWE itself, for pushing cup size ahead of talent/training. What woman was better than her? Mickie James? Sheeit.