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[quote name='wubb']Off to install a DVD burner (and most likely break my computer in the process!)[/quote]
Remember, it's proven fact that hitting the computer helps teach it a lesson when it breaks.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']Cant you just like...play the original instead?[/quote]
But there's new stuff and like new 2 player modes and, and it's on the PSP...
 
[quote name='Kayden']Did it all avoid your underware this time?[/quote]

Yes, thankfully. I learned my lesson to never push out a fart in the office.

[quote name='Kayden']Well, his poop can be viewed as an extention of his penis due to its phallic shape. We can also deduce hes sexually repressed by his desire to push his sexuality upon us (his poop penis). He also wants to have sex with his mom.[/quote]

Damn you're good. :D
 
[quote name='Scorch']Am I the only one that's getting a bad feeling about things lately?

I mean, the bird flu, social security and medicare trust funds sinking, oil apparently nearing $100 a barrel, Anna Nicole Smith winning her case to the estate of that old fart's $1.6 billion estate, Puerto Rico running out of money, Iran/Korea's nuclear weapons programs, and then the whole immigrant situation (which isn't a violent protest.. yet. I feel like it'll become one and we'll wind up in a cival war).. it just feels like.. I dunno. I need to read some good news or something, because I don't like where all of this is going.[/QUOTE] Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

;)

[quote name='AngellicLulu']I wants it now.... http://www.the-magicbox.com/0604/game060430f.shtml[/QUOTE]

I wish it were a DS title ...
 
[quote name='Strell']Repost of entire vs. forum.

//kidding, kidding. I don't even go into the vs. forum[/quote]

Harry Truman, Doris Day
Red China, Johnny Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon
Studebaker, Television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Rosenbergs, H-bomb
Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, The King and I
And The Catcher In The Rye
Eisenhower, Vaccine
England's got a new queen

Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

​
Joseph Stalin, Malenkov
Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
Roy Cohn
Juan Peron
Toscanini, Dacron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock
Einstein, James Dean,
Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan
Elvis Presley, Disneyland
Bardot, Budapest
Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace
Peyton Place

Trouble in the Suez
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

​
Little Rock, Pasternak,
Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai,
Bridge On The River Kwai
Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle,
California baseball
Starkweather homicides,
Children of Thalidomide
Buddy Holly, Ben Hur
Space Monkey, Mafia
Hula Hoops, Castro
Edsel is a no-go
U2, Syngman Rhee
payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho,

Belgians in the Congo
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

​
Hemingway, Eichman
Stranger in a Strange Land
Dylan
Berlin
Bay of Pigs invasion
Lawrence of Arabia
British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn
Liston beats Patterson
Pope Paul, Malcolm X
British Politician sex
J.F.K. blown away

What else do I have to say?
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

​
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh
Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot
Woodstock
Watergate, punk rock
Begin
Reagan
Palestine
Terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran
Russians in Afghanistan
Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride,
heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts
Homeless Vets
AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores
China's under martial law
Rock and roller, cola wars,

I can't take it anymore
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it



My song is better and more topical than Subby's. Yep.
I mean, who would you trust... me or that degenerate pre-vert. :)


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Well that wasn't all that hard. But the new drive didn't come with a securing screw?! I had two alignment screws on the case already, but don't have a spare securing screw. Is that a big problem? Once the face was back on it doesn't seem to move much at all. Can you buy those at radio shak or somewhere? (I'd hate to have to buy a pack of 3 dozen just to get one...)
 
[quote name='Kayden']
Well, his poop can be viewed as an extention of his penis due to its phallic shape. We can also deduce hes sexually repressed by his desire to push his sexuality upon us (his poop penis). He also wants to have sex with his mom.
[/quote]

I disagree.
It's more that he views the act as a sort of spiritual release.
By casting off of such foulness, he becomes more "pure", and in that sense, more "godlike". He dispises the "stain" so greatly that he cuts his own garments if the filth remains about him after his act of personal sanctification is complete.

This extends even further to his particularities for the setting in which he practices said act, as evidenced by the point by point explainations he has in the past given for use as his metrics and modus oporandi for the selection of the local of the "event".
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']

I wish it were a DS title ...[/quote]
DS has Ouendan and Band Brothers... PSP needs something.
Also it just wouldn't be the same without the analog stick.
 
Okay mother fucker.

So fucking close to beating Ready Steady Go on hard in Ouendan.

So. fucking. Close.

I am going to snap that machine in half.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I wish it were a DS title ...[/quote]

Sounds like someone has PSP envy.

Just get one of those to go alongside your shiny new DS Lite. :D
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Remember, it's proven fact that hitting the computer helps teach it a lesson when it breaks.[/quote]

Dumbass! That only works on things of low value like lawn mowers and children.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Dumbass! That only works on things of low value like lawn mowers and children.[/quote]
Or even lower value, emo teens. :lol:
 
Great Simpsons on right now. With the model UN (Ralph singing "Oh Canada" gets me everytime.)
 
[quote name='Scorch']Am I the only one that's getting a bad feeling about things lately?

I mean, the bird flu, social security and medicare trust funds sinking, oil apparently nearing $100 a barrel, Anna Nicole Smith winning her case to the estate of that old fart's $1.6 billion estate, Puerto Rico running out of money, Iran/Korea's nuclear weapons programs, and then the whole immigrant situation (which isn't a violent protest.. yet. I feel like it'll become one and we'll wind up in a cival war).. it just feels like.. I dunno. I need to read some good news or something, because I don't like where all of this is going.[/quote]

I think it's just time for another war, hopefully one we can at least pretend to win this time. How about Venezuela? Shouldn't be to hard and they've got lot of oil.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Watching Advent Children right now. I'm quite confused.[/quote]
I can be confusing unless you really understood the game. But you can still enjoy the movie even if you have no clue WTF is going on.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']My song is better and more topical than Subby's. Yep.
I mean, who would you trust... me or that degenerate pre-vert. :)[/QUOTE]It's quite obvious you had to resort to plan B after seeing my post. ;)
[quote name='AngellicLulu']DS has Ouendan and Band Brothers... PSP needs something.
Also it just wouldn't be the same without the analog stick.[/QUOTE]I don't have a PSP, yet. And it would work a great deal better with the stylus, they'd just need to give the difficulty a rather extreme bump. :lol:

[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Sounds like someone has PSP envy.

Just get one of those to go alongside your shiny new DS Lite. :D[/QUOTE]

I'm thinking of getting one in the next month, if that $40 off $200 circuit city thing works ... but I'm still not interested in enough games to justify it. And I've already spend more money on new DS games than I did on the Lite itself. :lol:

EDIT: Any word on the redesigned PSP rumors? I haven't really kept up ...

I can imagine the answer right now: Wait for E3. :lol:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Didn't anyone ever tell you it's wrong to take money from mommies cookie jar?;)

Tax refund?[/quote]

Nah, I was walking back to my car from the store and there was this lanky black guy talking to a kid. When he saw me he was all 'wud up holmes, I hook you up after mah man here'. So I did what any self respecting individual would do. I booted him in the fucking skull and took his drug money. :bouncy:
 
[quote name='Strell']Hey. That's how Kayden keeps his woman around. So he has to eat minute rice.[/QUOTE]
I love how the CAGs can still pick up on the latent poorness in the background of the picture when most focus on the cash.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Nah, I was walking back to my car from the store and there was this lanky black guy talking to a kid. When he saw me he was all 'wud up holmes, I hook you up after mah man here'. So I did what any self respecting individual would do. I booted him in the fucking skull and took his drug money. :bouncy:[/QUOTE]

You lucky bastard :lol:. Although I did find a $20 bill on the floor yesterday in Borders, woot!
 
My roommate's car was almost stolen last night. The parking lot he parked it in was and is always pitch black, so I'm not surprised that it happened. Now he doesn't have a window on his passenger-side door.

I need to play some more Snake Eater, as I just beat The Fear last night and want to keep playing. :) I can't wait until next week.
 
[quote name='munch']All that money and you're eating Minute Rice.[/quote]
Please, he's a rich foo' he ain't got time to cook no rice for more than a minute.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Lanky black guy in Minnesota? Mother fucker you just jacked Kevin Garnett! :applause: :lol: ;)

EDIT:

I bet he's not smiling anymore. ;)[/quote]
:rofl:
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Please, he's a rich foo' he ain't got time to cook no rice for more than a minute.[/QUOTE]
Ah, but the time you spend cooking rice is time you could be killing with video games.

Of course, I'm still not sure that CAG users don't spend more time posting than they do actually playing games. :)
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Of course, I'm still not sure that CAG users don't spend more time posting than they do actually playing games. :)[/QUOTE]I know which side of the divide I'm on. :lol:
 
Between the fight I just saw on "Wifeswap," George Bush attempting to speak Spanish, and Hannity being a total dick on Fox news (not to mention an anchor woman repeatedly saying "Gutierrez" as "Goo-der-ez"), I am rapidly losing faith in my race.

Severely.

Gosh, and to think it was all turning around and in our favor, what with White Chocolate Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

So close!
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I know which side of the divide I'm on. :lol:[/quote]
About that, you should seriously try to curb your gaming. You're never on CAG anymore ;) :lol:
 
[quote name='dcfox']About that, you should seriously try to curb your gaming. You're never on CAG anymore ;) :lol:[/QUOTE]I'm really not on all that much these days, but it's not due to gaming.

Relatively speaking, of course. :lol:
 
I really suck at playing my games... I take forever to start one and then I get sick of them and quit and then I feel bad about not beating it after paying for it so 6 months later I go back and play it.
 
I've actually abandoned console gaming altogether, with the exception of Guitar Hero and the occasional Soul Caliber or Tekken multiplayer game.

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[quote name='Kayden']I really suck at playing my games... I take forever to start one and then I get sick of them and quit and then I feel bad about not beating it after paying for it so 6 months later I go back and play it.[/QUOTE]That's me, only I quit after an hour or two (or less) and I never go back. :lol:

And damn am I smooth. It's a good thing I don't actually try to woo young girls, because they'd never stand a fucking chance. :lol:
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']I've actually abandoned console gaming altogether, with the exception of Guitar Hero and the occasional Soul Caliber or Tekken multiplayer game.

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I don't have any friends that play games.... or any friends actually... So I have 95% RPGs/adventure games anyways. In the rare even someone does come over, I can never find anything to play with them. :lol:

My PC gets HL2 love, I still play WC3 and StarCraft for fucks sake...
 
[quote name='Kayden']I don't have any friends that play games.... or any friends actually... So I have 95% RPGs/adventure games anyways. In the rare even someone does come over, I can never find anything to play with them. :lol:

My PC gets HL2 love, I still play WC3 and StarCraft for fucks sake...[/QUOTE]

Really, I couldn't imagine you not having any friends, what with your desire to destroy all of humanity and all...
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']PSP needs something.
[/quote]

Incorrect.

[quote name='RedvsBlue']Really, I couldn't imagine you not having any friends, what with your desire to destroy all of humanity and all...[/quote]

Wait,....I am full of misanthropy and a general desire to destroy everything, especially bitches. We should be friends, Kayden.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']I've actually abandoned console gaming altogether, with the exception of Guitar Hero and the occasional Soul Caliber or Tekken multiplayer game.

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That's because you're a portable gaming snob :lol: ;)

But I also have a hard time trying to find something to play on consoles. I beat MGS3: Subsistence 3 weeks ago but have been in slump since then. I was flirting with Lunar Silver Story for a while and now I'm hoping Tales of Symphonia will help me get back into the groove.

On the handheld side, I've been putting good time into Advance Wars DS and Mario Golf Advance. For the PSP, well I just downloaded a "movie", Erotic Neighbor. I'll probably watch it on the PSP later tonight. That counts as playing, right? :lol:
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Really, I couldn't imagine you not having any friends, what with your desire to destroy all of humanity and all...[/quote]

I'm actually quite personable once you get to know me. I just hate... everyone else....
 
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