I don't think it's possible that WWE could be any cheaper with their current house show setup. Went to a Raw show last night and it was literally a ring and a curtain. It made me feel like I was watching some independant show at the fairgrounds, though even the indy shows have a bigger setup. The themes were so loud that it was muffled, even the Raw theme. But the card was still suprisingly good for a house show.
Regal opens the show, says that the main event is a "pick your own" match. Told us to text in to choose, either a No DQ match, a falls count anywhere match, and a cage match.
Santino vs. DH Smith
Santino spouts off some surely-hilarous lines, but the aforementioned problem of the volume being too loud made his voice unhearable. DH Smith picked up the win.
Snitsky vs. Drew McEntire (?)
I think I got the second kid's name right. Introduced as being from Scotland, wore a skirt to the ring. Pretty big squash with Snitsky winning. Obviously.
Vladimir somethingorother vs. Super Crazy
Who's this Vladimir guy? He was HUGE. They did an irish-whip-to-the-corner-kick-to-the-head spot, and Super Crazy popped Vladimir right in the face. Vladimir picked up the win, and kept rubbing his cheek and checking for blood where he was hit.
London/Kendrick vs. Cade/Murdoch vs. Holly/Rhodes - Tag Team Belts
Holly was WAY over with the fans. Holly/Rhodes retain.
Jericho vs. Orton for the WWE title
Originally it wasn't for the strap. Regal came out and changed that. Orton had his hair cut really, really short, he looked almost bald. Jericho dominated, hit the lion tamer, hit the second rope moonsault, I swear he got a three count but apparently Orton lifted his shoulder up at the last second. Orton hit a low blow and retained while Jericho won via DQ.
After the match, Orton went for his kick to the head, Jericho moved and hit him with the codebreaker, or whatever it's called, the finisher that looks just like Carlito's from the front. Jericho got on the mic and asked if we had a good Christmas, said that he received a lump of coal and hoped we had a great and safe new year. He then hopped out of the ring and posed with and signed autographs for everyone that wanted one at ringside. I'm really glad he came back, he's a great person.
Intermission
Melina/Beth Phoenix vs. Mickie James/Maria
Decent match, Melina/Phoenix picked up the win
Kennedy vs. Jeff Hardy for the IC title
Pretty funny spot, Kennedy reached up for his mic and it never came down. He put his hands on his waist and gave a glare to Tony Chimmel. He reached up again, and Tony grabbed the wireless mic, turned it upside down, ran up behind Kennedy and placed it in his raised hand.
Hardy was very over, looked like he messed up his left elbow in the match. He ripped one of his arm condoms so he ended up throwing both off, he looked weird without them on. Hardy won after a swanton bomb.
Triple H vs. Umaga in a steel cage
Nothing out of the ordinary to report here. Umaga seemed to have a different version of his current entrance theme. Umaga grabbed a steel chair, Trips hit a low blow, grabbed the chair, turned it sideways and nailed Umaga in the balls. Triple H won after a pedigree on the steel chair.
Overall, a fairly entertaining show for a house show.
Also, the programs they were selling were severely outdated. It still had Marcus Cor Von, Cryme Tyme, Booker T, and Sandman listed. You'd think that there'd be a lawsuit, considering Booker T's with another company now.