[quote name='MarkMan']!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryu's son: Hey dad, can I go to the mall today?
Ryu: SHORYUKEN!![/quote]So I married a gold farmer. How it happened...
I was playing EQ back in it's prime, and was sitting there hunting giants with my bard. I saw my prey, sitting there, all mine for the taking. I looked left, I looked right, no one else in sight. I buffed myself, and ran up to the giant, when suddenly, a female barb came and fought the giant! I was of course angry, because I needed the money and it took me like 20 minutes just to get there. So, after the battle was done, I came up to the monk...
BardL says: Hey! That was my kill.
HotMonk says: ...sorry, me.
BardL says: I don't care! That was bull, you know I was going to hit that damn giant.
HotMonk says: ...NeedMoney?
BardL says: Yeah! I need the money!
HotMonk says: ...My job, make money.
Ah ha! I knew it! A gold farmer! My skill in Chinese paid off, as I found out her name was "Sue" and that she was working for a certain online farming company I will not discuss here. After a conversation, I had found out that she was just farming gold to go school and that hours are horrible. Her job was to play from 8AM-8PM and often made just enough to get by, she said she can't talk too much because if her boss saw that she could be fired. Of course, after that conversation, I said good luck, nice meeting you, went back to town, and logged out.
Next day, I logged back on, went to my old hunting ground, and discovered "Sue" was there once again. Finally giving up, I said "Hey, how about we kill the giants together? I'll split the money with you half-half?". She agreed and we then laid waste to every giant that came across our path. Once in a while, I would ask her where she worked at, what the other workers are like, and what her home is like. After many sessions like this, I suppose you could say we became friends. Off and on when I logged on, I would meet "Sue" and we would endless grind against the digital monsters that needed to die. Finally, one day of playing out of bordom, she told me she needed to work another year in order before she can go to school again.
I said "Well, can I send you money over the mail for school?"
She said "No, no thank you" and once again we laid waste to the digital monsters.
At work about two weeks later, I was making a trip, to guess where? Hong Kong. Getting off the plane, I found the company of which "Sue" had worked for, and decided to stop on by. After knocking on a huge brass door, I was greeted by the owner, a man who was balding and had very horrible teeth. He said "Can I help you?" and I replied "I would like to speak to one of your workers please. Her name was 'Sue'."
He said no, and slammed the door. The next day, I came back and knocked the door and asked again. The owner asked why I wanted to talk to the girl, I said because I thought I could help her with her school/money problems. The owner told me to hold on, while he got "Sue". "Sue" stepped out, and the owner and her both looked at me puzzled. "Sue" was a beautiful northern pale Chinese girl, with long black hair and dark eyes, I instantly fell in love. I then told them both who I was on EQ, and that I was going to donate money for "Sue" to go to school.
The owner, laughed, and said "You want to donate money to this pathetic worker? Ha, she is worthless." Of course, I said "Excuse me, but you are acting rude, I just wanted to see if I could help, you should not treat your workers like that."
That is when the owner got angry.
In a fury, the owner then threw a punch at me, luckily, I dodged it and said in Chinese "This is for the workers", pulled out my stun gun, and zapped him with it on the leg. He suddenly went down, twitching. I, of course, panicked a bit at the time, worried if he was ok or not, when suddenly I heard shouting from the windows above, and that is when I suddenly saw men in black on the roof.
"Oh! No! The Ninjas!" "Sue" screamed, I of course knew what I had to do.
One of the ninjas shot a arrow at me from a bow, but I caught the arrow in midflight towards my sweetheart, glared at the ninja on the above roof, and chucked it back at him like a javalin. The arrow went right into his torso. The other ninjas then jumped from the two-story roof, and landed next to me.
"No more Mr. Nice Guy..." I said while crouching. I then did a tiger upercut into one of the ninjas, knocking him flat. Then, I grabbed the K.O. ninja and procced to use him as a weapon to fight the other ninjas. I was able to fend off the ninjas till "Sue" and I could get into a taxi cab. Finally, with no where to go, I said "Sue, from the moment I chatted with you, I knew I was in love with you." She sighed and we embraced on the flight back... to guess where? America.
Today Sue and I are married happily. She does not know that I play WoW because I am afraid she would get jealous (Of course, I don't play for possible love interest, I am happy as a clam there, just because WoW is a fun and addictive game XP). We are expecting a child soon.
Just remember, gold farmers are people too.
CREDIT 2 SOKRIM
BLAME MARKMAN 4 THIS