CAG GTAIV Night: Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Channel[ 9/2 @ 10pm EST ]

You know, I actually rented Existenz a few years ago because some movie site said if you liked the Matrix then you'd like that movie. I was not impressed with Existenz.
 
[quote name='bmachine']Joseph Gordon Levitt, an actor I usually associate with quality indie movies (The Lookout, Brick, Mysterious Skin, 500 Days of Summer).

Christopher Eccleston, another decent actor (Shallow Grave, Existenz, 28 Days Later, Doctor Who), is actually playing Destro.

I hope they're both getting nice fat paychecks for this shit.[/QUOTE]


wow hes cobra commander........the guys a good actor but i dont see him as cobra commander. eccleston would have been a good cobra commander.
 
Wow, I just found the ruleset for tomorrow! Thanks, Truthiness.

(Quoting the sig too because it can't be ignored.)

[quote name='Mark_Critelli']
Every room i Auto-search has Auto-Aim/Blimps-All as the rules & thats very sad cuz if you need Auto-Aim/Blimps-All kill someone your a newb & a joke thats what you call a Handcap Game. So... that makes 99% GTA:IV players newbz/Handycap. Im the 1% that is Not a newb/handycap player i play GTA:IV 100% professional & your wondering what i mean by professional. Well ill show you what a professional game should be played as. [100% professional Game Rules]: Game Time: 60min = 1hour Auto-Aim: OFF Cops: ON Blimps: Far = Close Combate Blimps Off Respawn Distance: Far Death Time: 30sec = 1/2min dead That is a 100% professional game. Even rank 7-10's come in my room & when they play by my professional rules they get owned VERY BAD, why... its cuz they can ONLY win in Handycap Games. So... If you are like me & like my professional Rules or would like to learn play pro not handycap then send me friends requests. Also no1 makes my 100% professional rules ONLY i do & im also Great Friend. & rest u learn how 2play.

»»-» To Thoughs Who Think Its Cool To Cheat Online «-««
I Hate Cheaters, Glitchers, Lag Switchers & People Cheating To Get Game Trophys you cant get on your own Cuz There Not Good Enough To Get The Trophy Requirements the Legit Way.
It Shows NO SKILL & Shows How Much Of A newb & Lame loser you are.
Learn To Play Online Right OR Dont Play Online At All.
(Also i Report Online Cheaters & People That Break The Online Terms & Conditions).[/QUOTE]

60-minute, 30-second respawn 100% PROFESSIONAL GTA. FAR BLIMPS.
 
LOL That shithead on the Sony PS3 forums complaining about 'newbs' and how he never plays with autoaim was hilarious. If anyone read part of that thread they would've seen that Truthiness replied to the shmuck.

Anyway, I think I may have come up with another Free Mode mini game: Demolition Derby

We could set up a game for the airport with the following options:

*Melee weapons ONLY
*Friendly fire OFF
*Cops OFF
Respawn NEAR

We could use the main runways as our arena or the parking lot outside of the airport or if you guys want to we could do it in Algonquin in "The Exchange"(Times Square).

For added difficulty if we choose to do it in The Exchange, we could have traffic set to HIGH, so the NPC's vehicles would be damaging our vehicles during the match as well.

Anyone up to try this during the game? If anyone wants to play test it before tonight's game, lemme know as I should be on early afternoon to try it out.
 
[quote name='Dasflikko']Why would you even want to play with dirts like us anyways? Find a new group of people to play with.[/
cops n crooks games are hard to find and i have come to enjoy killing you all
 
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[quote name='TruthinessFC']You should send a message to this guy and see if he'll play with you.

On another note, you're all out of my fave five.[/QUOTE]
I play gta for fun. I guess not everyone is welcome to the high society that is cag gta night. Maybe if I go take some writing classes you dirtmerchants would understand exactly what I am trying to tell you.
Don't you wanna play a tdm with all you vs. me? I would limit myself to only a pistol if you are all going to cry again.
 
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[quote name='kube00']so im game for tonight[/QUOTE]

So who's going to be the dumbass? Or is that saved for public red faction matches :lol:.
 
New idea for a CAG GTA 4 night game(actually kind of a retread of the OJ one): Fugitive

It could be played during the first round of a Cops & Crooks match. One team would consist of ALL cops and the crook team would be 1 person.

Game would be played as follows:

*Blips: Near
*FF: Off
*Weapons: Weak(pistols)

The task is to apprehend the fugitive before they can reach the getaway vehicle. Basically, it's just C&C but with one man alone against the rest of the players.

Another potential version of this would be done with friendly fire on and with 1-2 players from the cop team choosing to betray their fellow cops(like I did with the gas station incident) in order to allow the crook(s) to make their escape.

Anyone have ANY opinions on these potential game modes....or the Demo Derby one at the airport or in Algonquin?
 
Personally, I'd also like to see how the second round of the C&C 'Fugitive" game would play out, with one cop versus a team of crooks. Whoever it was would have to be REALLY inventive to stop everyone else. :lol:
 
Alright, so my idea for the 'Fugitive' game mode didn't work out TOO well, but I would've made a hell of a standoff if they had an easier way for me to get outta the damn burning car.

Till the car caught fire I thought I was going to make a getaway, but sadly that was not the case. :(
 
@IAmTheCheapestGamer
Personally, I'd also like to see how the second round of the C&C 'Fugitive" game would play out, with one cop versus a team of crooks. Whoever it was would have to be REALLY inventive to stop everyone else. :lol:
The OJ Chase
[hiddenlist]

ojsimpsonchasegtaiv.jpg


GTA Race
^ Vehicle Class: Police | Everyone chooses a Police Cruiser or Police Patrol.
^ Track: Exhaust Fumes | 1 or 2 Laps
^ Weapons: Weak (Macgun, 9mm Pistol)
^ Traffic: Medium

Honor Rules
^ No one moves at the beginning of the race.
^ 1 person impersonates OJ and has to find a Pickup or SUV and returns to the starting line and gets a 10 second head start.
^ Only OJ can use weapons and has to reach the finish line to win. Cops can only ram OJ to death to win.
^ If OJ dies then the cops can finish the race. Whoever killed OJ is OJ the next round.

ojsimpsonchasegtaiv2.jpg
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Again, if anyone is up for a little Demo Derby at the airport or elsewhere in LC in a Free Mode game one of these nights, lemme know.

We could try and do it during a GTA Race, so at least then those who survive and start doing the race course can at least score some points/cash.
 
[quote name='IAmTheCheapestGamer']Again, if anyone is up for a little Demo Derby at the airport or elsewhere in LC in a Free Mode game one of these nights, lemme know.

We could try and do it during a GTA Race, so at least then those who survive and start doing the race course can at least score some points/cash.[/QUOTE]
There's an arena that's perfect for demolition derbies somewhere West of the airport. I forget what that part of the city is called. I used to do this with another group of people, except no shooting at each other, and we'd have someone with a rocket launcher preventing anyone from re-entering. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxMndoAgyls
 
[quote name='TruthinessFC']There's an arena that's perfect for demolition derbies somewhere West of the airport. I forget what that part of the city is called. I used to do this with another group of people, except no shooting at each other, and we'd have someone with a rocket launcher preventing anyone from re-entering. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxMndoAgyls[/QUOTE]

Sick part is, I know right where you're talking about. It's right at the base of those UFO looking tower things that are supposed to be like the ones in NY someplace from one of their World's Fairs.
 
All future GTA Nights will now take place on the PC, because of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPLLm0SYxpk

The Ghostbusters game was only missing one thing and now some modder has delivered, except when will people learn that the siren is crucial?? I'd consider getting a copy just for that if it only had the siren and working lights.
 
[quote name='shieryda']I need to start playing in these weekly sessions. I've kinda given up on the campaign.[/QUOTE]
I played through EVERY GTA game multiple times, but after finding the 'realistic' slant they put on this game and how shitty I still think the driving and drive-by controls are, I couldn't bring myself to play through the story mode a second time.

If they were going for realism this time around in the game, then how come Niko(or my online avatar) can pull multiple weapons out from behind their backs still?

C'mon now. The driving controls are like in real life now, but I can still pull an rocket propelled grenade launcher out of my characters ass right after shoving a shotgun back up there?

Anyway, I'm down for Wednesday night as usual. I'll bring my typical laggy connection. :razz:
 
LOL why is penis one of the tags in this thread?
Anyway I got comcast high speed internet with boost and am still getting accused of using turbo buttons and lag switches by people that suck.
I have a wired connection, a comcast modem, but I bought a cheap 40 dollar router. I am pretty sure Im not lagging and people just cry when they see me in a zone.
 
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[quote name='Dasflikko']We're all very scared. :roll:[/QUOTE]
Just don't cry when just_smash lights tire on your face.
They need to bring back the secret code from gta 3 where you could shoot off peoples heads, legs, and arms. That was the best gta code ever and it was only in GTA3.
 
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[quote name='IAmTheCheapestGamer']I played through EVERY GTA game multiple times, but after finding the 'realistic' slant they put on this game and how shitty I still think the driving and drive-by controls are, I couldn't bring myself to play through the story mode a second time.

If they were going for realism this time around in the game, then how come Niko(or my online avatar) can pull multiple weapons out from behind their backs still?

C'mon now. The driving controls are like in real life now, but I can still pull an rocket propelled grenade launcher out of my characters ass right after shoving a shotgun back up there?

Anyway, I'm down for Wednesday night as usual. I'll bring my typical laggy connection. :razz:[/QUOTE]

I was about 30% finished with the campaign in IV when I accidentally deleted my profile and lost my progress. I tried to start again recently, but I think I'm moving on to something else. Not sure if I'll ever buy another GTA game after this one.

I much prefer the driving controls in the older games from the series. I absolutely dread the missions in IV when you have to jump on a motorcycle.:bomb: I still say that San Andreas is the best game from teh series.
 
[quote name='shieryda']I was about 30% finished with the campaign in IV when I accidentally deleted my profile and lost my progress. I tried to start again recently, but I think I'm moving on to something else. Not sure if I'll ever buy another GTA game after this one.

I much prefer the driving controls in the older games from the series. I absolutely dread the missions in IV when you have to jump on a motorcycle.:bomb: I still say that San Andreas is the best game from teh series.[/QUOTE]

If they gave you the ability to swim and not drown in little more than a wading pool worth of water before San Andreas, then Vice City would've been my all time favorite.

Although the way it is I drove around for HOURS just listening to the classic 80's music and taking in the sights of what was supposed to be Miami in the 80's.

San Andreas had it's fun points though, like monster trucks, base jumping and the super bike jump trick.
 
B U M P for game night. PROFESSIONAL STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
[quote name='metaly']B U M P for game night. PROFESSIONAL STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
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what exactly are lag switches? ive seen this mentioned before a few times and it makes me wonder about some diff experiences ive had in gta4 and codwaw running into players who move in a jerky fashion. could these 2 things be related?
 
[quote name='metaly']Hey guys, something came up and I can't make it to host tonight. Someone please take over, GTA Night must live on![/QUOTE]
I bet it was a penis.
 
Well, as we all know, my connection sucks. So if someone else wouldn't mind playing host tonight, I'll switch back to GTA 4. Otherwise I'm going to play some Red Faction and decide whether or not I wanna return it before my 7 days from GS are up.

Why does it seem like every time Metaly is busy, CAG GTA night just doesn't happen?
 
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