CAG Villain of the year 2007: DJ K8E is a fat boy

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Phew. Won 3 tournaments this weekend: Wario Ware, Soul Calibur 2 + 3. Kids these days, going around thinking they know how to play video games.

Total Prizes:
Got 2 Sonic and 1 Mario plush, one copy of Megaman 8 (PS1), 3 Mangas (Chobits vol 1 and 2 Battle Angel Alita), and one FMA patch.

Seems they just pooled together shit no one wanted for prizes.
 
[quote name='iheartmetal']wow, thats quite a conversation...[/quote]

yeah I didn't know what to cut so I left it pretty much as it (I did cut a little bit about talking about Empire Records)

I really wish janglypangly had posted his talk with him. I am kinda interested in reading that
 
As a /b/tard turned CAG, I salute thee. I kinda figured it was a dude...I mean, come on.

There are no girls on the interbutts.
 
[quote name='zewone']The IPs of his and k8's matched.[/quote]
[media]http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/ds/PWAA_Cornered_v2.mid[/media]
 
So, at what point do we start embarrasing people besides the he/she-man? I mean, a 18+ page thread about fake people and an inquisition. Where is a mod? No input from them?
 
[quote name='CocheseUGA']So, at what point do we start embarrasing people besides the he/she-man?[/quote]
Uh. What?
[quote name='CocheseUGA']I mean, a 18+ page thread about fake people and an inquisition. Where is a mod? No input from them?[/QUOTE]
Their input was that he, and his aliases, were banned. "They" wouldn't have been banned unless a mod read this thread.

This thread shouldn't be locked. If you do what "DJ K8E" did, you're playing with fire and deserve every stone of your flogging.
 
[quote name='fart_bubble']yeah I didn't know what to cut so I left it pretty much as it (I did cut a little bit about talking about Empire Records)

I really wish janglypangly had posted his talk with him. I am kinda interested in reading that[/quote]

if you were some random chick being harrassed by multiple guys saying you're a dude, a tard and schizo-effective, don't you think you would block the people IMing you after about 30 seconds? I know I would. Unless you're an attentionwhoring bastage, you don't talk like that for over an hour with someone you don't know.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']if you were some random chick being harrassed by multiple guys saying you're a dude, a tard and schizo-effective, don't you think you would block the people IMing you after about 30 seconds? I know I would. Unless you're an attentionwhoring bastage, you don't talk like that for over an hour with someone you don't know.[/QUOTE]
I'm thinking the AIM DJ K8E is the AJ guy.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']if that's his real name[/QUOTE]
True.

Also, according to his Cupid.com personal:

The most important thing in my life is...

Music, I'm serious... I was a very lonely child... music was my best friend.

Any guesses as to why he was lonely?
 
So, let me get this straight.

DJ K8E joined CAG, impersonating Rachelle.
DJ K8E got bored of CAG.
DJ K8E made an account called mscott62.
mscott62 tried to kill DJ K8E off and get a new identity.
DJ K8E makes JimmyBullets.
JimmyBullets talks about himself being fat and ugly.
JimmyBullets asks if anyone has hacked anyone yet.
They all get banned.

Well, this leaves us with only one logical conclusion.

Let's work this backwards. JimmyBullets starts with J.

J.

mscott62 is from PA.

P.

Now, I showed there was a connection between BostonCollegeFan and DJ K8E a while ago. When did BCF join CAG? October.

O.

Now, when did DJ K8E join CAG? December.

D.

BostonCollegeFan. Isn't there a CAG member who is going to Boston University?

I only have one reasonable explanation for all of this!

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1713738
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1713738
 
That's why I bolded Boston! They aren't the same, but they are the same city! Well, BC is actually in Chestnut Hill... BUT THE FACT THEY BOTH START WITH BOSTON REMAINS!
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Boston College =/= Boston University.

You had me up to that point. ;)[/quote]
 
I missed the JimmyBullets shit... What was that about?

And that was a bigger stretch than numerology, Naes. :lol:
 
[quote name='D_Icon']See, when you'll think its a pretty women on the internet you'll rush in to help, but when its just another man you'll go hide in your **** holes. Its a shame what a bunch of korny(with the h) kids will do to try and get the attention of some pretty girl/guy.

could someone make me a pretty sig?

Can someone make a new and simple one, like TNAs. Let me know someone.

To all of you who made him/her whatever it is a sig, whats the reason for doing it? Be honest.

I should make some other account with my girls pics and have you do stuff for me too.
You make me sick, a bunch of desperate kids.[/quote]

For the same reason I made one for Spades22, Apossum, gigan54, 111111, MadFlava, Rodimus Donut, Michaelvortega, Phrostbyte, Mr Ryles, SpazX, The VGM and for the same reason I did Wombat Liberation masks for several other CAGs. Because I enjoy doing it.

The VGM was a goddamned fool, and I still took the nice route and helped him with a sig image in the hopes he would stop acting like an asshole.

Being a female is irrelevant.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']DJ K8E == mscott62 == JimmyBullets == M. Night Shyamalan? :lol:[/QUOTE]
DJ K8E == mscott62 == JimmyBullets == M. Night Shyamalan == Red Herring!
redherring.jpg
 
[quote name='Brak']And that was a bigger stretch than numerology, Naes. :lol:[/quote]

But pretty fukken funny. :lol:
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']For the same reason I made one for Spades22, Apossum, gigan54, 111111, MadFlava, Rodimus Donut, Michaelvortega, Phrostbyte, Mr Ryles, SpazX, The VGM and for the same reason I did Wombat Liberation masks for several other CAGs. Because I enjoy doing it.

The VGM was a goddamned fool, and I still took the nice route and helped him with a sig image in the hopes he would stop acting like an asshole.

Being a female is irrelevant.[/quote]

But apparently according to D_Icon you're only allowed to be nice to people of the same sex.
 
Look how clear the truth is now!
[quote name='MillerTime2523']AFAIK, jPoD is from PA as well. :lol:

I wonder why DJ K8E chose mscott's location to be PA.. hmm... :lol:[/quote]
 
[quote name='Apossum']We need Rikki Lake to sort this whole thing out[/quote]

fuck Ricky Lake, we want Jerry!

Really though, this might be the most entertaining thread ever posted on CAG. Who would have known that the 2007 Thread of the Year would be posted so early? :lol:
 
Man,

I decide to take a day off from CAG and blow $600 on new toys and miss all this?

The biggest surprise to me is that the was even a Singles section on CAG - I thought I misread that.

Thankfully, I know that everyone on teh intrawebs is a male, no matter their claim, so this doesn't affect me. In fact, when I am at work and my wife emails me, I know what really happened is I emailed myself claiming to be her and then wiped my own memory. Life has less drama that way.

I eat butter too, because it tastes good. There's a reason for everything....
 
Wow, right when I went to bed mscott62 was outted. Thats crazy. Unless I missed something while reading through stuff, we don't know who the chick in those pictures actually was, right? And I mean the chick in his sig, not his "girlfriend."
 
[quote name='MillerTime2523']AFAIK, jPoD is from PA as well. :lol:

I wonder why DJ K8E chose mscott's location to be PA.. hmm... :lol:[/quote]Look at the av and sig pics. Michael Scott. From Scranton. The Office much?
 
[quote name='Z-Saber']Look at the av and sig pics. Michael Scott. From Scranton. The Office much?[/QUOTE]

Wasn't he / she a big fan of The Office too?
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']if you were some random chick being harrassed by multiple guys saying you're a dude, a tard and schizo-effective, don't you think you would block the people IMing you after about 30 seconds? I know I would. Unless you're an attentionwhoring bastage, you don't talk like that for over an hour with someone you don't know.[/quote]

uh yeah. Thats why I started to fuck with him.
 
we have just uncovered information that CheapyD is actually DJK8E. I can't go in to details right now, as I am now a marked man. I am currently hiding out at my friend Candlejack's and am trying to get out of the country by toni--
 
[quote name='naes']So, let me get this straight.

DJ K8E joined CAG, impersonating Rachelle.
DJ K8E got bored of CAG.
DJ K8E made an account called mscott62.
mscott62 tried to kill DJ K8E off and get a new identity.
DJ K8E makes JimmyBullets.
JimmyBullets talks about himself being fat and ugly.
JimmyBullets asks if anyone has hacked anyone yet.
They all get banned.

Well, this leaves us with only one logical conclusion.

Let's work this backwards. JimmyBullets starts with J.

J.

mscott62 is from PA.

P.

Now, I showed there was a connection between BostonCollegeFan and DJ K8E a while ago. When did BCF join CAG? October.

O.

Now, when did DJ K8E join CAG? December.

D.

BostonCollegeFan. Isn't there a CAG member who is going to Boston University?

I only have one reasonable explanation for all of this!

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1713738
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1713738[/QUOTE]

Yeah ummmm....I'm not DJK8, buh-lieve me.
 
[quote name='jPoD']Yeah ummmm....I'm not DJK8, buh-lieve me.[/quote]
I don't know man - you kept yelling at your shoulder when we traded....and told me to refer to you as 'Big Red'
 
wow reminds me of playing worms 2 on cases ladder and some dude got outed after impersonating a chick for 2 years. he even went so far to invent a 2nd chick who was the lesbian lover who ended dying in a car wreck
 
[quote name='naes']I think the case is closed.[/QUOTE]

No it isn't. We have to speak with the real K8E and tell her about this and see how she reacts. Plus I want to know why this guy felt the need to out himself; is it really because he's just a big attention whore?
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Plus I want to know why this guy felt the need to out himself; is it really because he's just a big attention whore?[/QUOTE]
DJK8E was the only girl here (before a couple of months ago) that I didn't like, which makes sense now since she wasn't. She was just tried to start drama. I should have forfeited my CAG Drama Queen badge to her months ago, in that Miami Vice thread :lol:
 
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