Ceci n'est pas une OTT

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[quote name='Brak']I remember when I first had a girl spend the night...

I was 18, and my girlfriend asked if she could stay the night (even though she'd normally stay over 'til, like, 4 AM, anyway) -- this was at my parents' house. I didn't ask my parents if she could... I kinda just told them that she was, and they accepted it.

Anyway, I bring this up because - somehow - I wound up sleeping on the floor. I assume I got up to use the restroom and, for whatever reason, crashed on the floor. At around 5:30 AM, or so, I heard my bedroom door crack open. It was my mother, peeking in.

The next day, after I dropped my girlfriend off at work, my mom commended me for being a gentleman and sleeping on the floor. :lol:

I asked her how she knew I was sleeping on the floor, and she got mighty shifty-eyed.[/quote]

:lol:

When I was in my late teens, I was just starting to date my ex, whom would be on again off again for about 9 years. We were hanging out in my room, and my mom and I had just put up curtain deviders in the basement, so my mom popped her head in and said, "Why don't you show her the curtains in the basement?"

Which, of course, I did, and we spent the next couple hours making out on the couch down there.

I'm the youngest of nearly all boys - my mom knew what was up...she just didn't want to see or hear it.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']wow, OTT is crawling.[/QUOTE]

With such an highly anticipated Patiots vs Redskins game on... well....... the OTT will be slow during the game.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']wow, OTT is crawling.[/quote]

Dude, where is your woman at? I have something for her.

I just wanted to have it come off sounding like that. I started on the avs for her. Since I knew she had Banky's the first one isn't so much an av anymore...until I cropped it down.
 
I think I'm missing some DS games. But I'm not sure how many or which ones since I don't remember what games I have. :whistle2:k
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']With such an highly anticipated Patiots vs Redskins game on... well....... the OTT will be slow during the game.[/quote]

Go lick Brady's jockstrap. I'm sure both of you will love it.

No patriots game can be called "highly anticipated" because the damn thing just ends up being patriots 73 opponent 3.
 
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Noice.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Dude, where is your woman at? I have something for her.

I just wanted to have it come off sounding like that. I started on the avs for her. Since I knew she had Banky's the first one isn't so much an av anymore...until I cropped it down.[/quote]

i linked her to your post in the last ott.

she's sitting right over yonder, so she's around.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Dude, where is your woman at? I have something for her.

I just wanted to have it come off sounding like that. I started on the avs for her. Since I knew she had Banky's the first one isn't so much an av anymore...until I cropped it down.[/quote]

i been at work, yo. you got a problem wit dat? ;)
 
I've been watching anime all day.

You'll love this one of my fourth graders gave me a note they found in their desk. It was obviously from the fifth graders in the class before. I was using an equivalent fraction website in class and the kids said I probably played on it all weekend and raced with my fiance on the paper airplane website I showed them last year.

I wasn't positive on who wrote it so I talked to the class in general about how it isn't proper to write notes and especially not notes about their teachers and their personal lives. One of the girls was smirking in the back when I made eye contact with her. Bingo, one down, one to go. She glanced over at one of the boys and I followed her eyes, he was bright red. Bingo, two. That was easier than I thought.

These kids have been trying to outsmart me for one and a half years now. You think they'd learn. I caught one yesterday for cheating on my quiz. They had to show work and some of his answers weren't the same as his work but definitely the same as his neighbors. So I had him redo the four problems I suspected, he got four different answers from the test he turned in (just one hour before). The ironic part was 2 of the four were wrong when he copied and he did them right the second time.

I win again.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']i linked her to your post in the last ott.

she's sitting right over yonder, so she's around.[/quote]

Okay, I was going to send her the whole pic. Maybe I'll do it via PM.

I told her I had a couple ideas; the next one, I'll frame and ink with a heavier line, so it'd work better as an av. (I need to get a new tablet, grrrr...)

On a side note, Pixie saw the whole thing and thought it was funny. She saw a big-boobed, green-eyed girl and questioned if it was supposed to be her. :lol:
 
[quote name='Chika']i been at work, yo. you got a problem wit dat? ;)[/quote]

Yes...yes I do. I don't know what the problem is, but I'll think of one...
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Okay, I was going to send her the whole pic. Maybe I'll do it via PM.

I told her I had a couple ideas; the next one, I'll frame and ink with a heavier line, so it'd work better as an av. (I need to get a new tablet, grrrr...)

On a side note, Pixie saw the whole thing and thought it was funny. She saw a big-boobed, green-eyed girl and questioned if it was supposed to be her. :lol:[/quote]

they're blue:roll:

;):lol:
 
[quote name='Chika']they're blue:roll:

;):lol:[/quote]

Seriously? I swear to GOD they were green in the pic I saw.

Oh...wait...I see what you did there. Very clever, sis.
 
I have no idea how the Sarah Conner chronicles can be a good show. It's a one tyrick pony, They cna't have her fighting ther terminator every epoisode. That would gte old real quickly. And anythign not including a terminator would probably be best described as a suckfest because it doesn't have a terminator. It's a no win situation.

BTW, that much antipated footbal game looks like a snoozer.
 
[quote name='Brak']I remember when I first had a girl spend the night...

I was 18, and my girlfriend asked if she could stay the night (even though she'd normally stay over 'til, like, 4 AM, anyway) -- this was at my parents' house. I didn't ask my parents if she could... I kinda just told them that she was, and they accepted it.

Anyway, I bring this up because - somehow - I wound up sleeping on the floor. I assume I got up to use the restroom and, for whatever reason, crashed on the floor. At around 5:30 AM, or so, I heard my bedroom door crack open. It was my mother, peeking in.

The next day, after I dropped my girlfriend off at work, my mom commended me for being a gentleman and sleeping on the floor. :lol:

I asked her how she knew I was sleeping on the floor, and she got mighty shifty-eyed.[/QUOTE]
I've had people stay the night before, both male and female, but never had a girlfriend stay the night until about 2 months ago. She stayed over here two nights in a row and the next day I overheard my grandma tell my mom, "I just know they're having sex back there. If they have a kid, I don't think they could live here." :roll: She seems fine with it now though as we stay the night with eachother nearly every night, whether she stays here or I go to her house.

On a completely different note, cleaning sucks. I cleaned my entire bathroom, top to bottom. I had about 10 years of mildew growing on the ceilings so I hit that shit with the Tilex and scrubbed it all down. I cleaned my shower, walls, sink and counter top, toilet, mirrors and floors. After that I vaccumed and dusted my room. After I did the ceiling and shower I had to go outside because I was getting light headed from the Tilex overload, even though the window and door was open and the fan was on.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Seriously? I swear to GOD they were green in the pic I saw.

Oh...wait...I see what you did there. Very clever, sis.[/quote]

seriously, they're blue.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Go lick Brady's jockstrap. I'm sure both of you will love it.

No patriots game can be called "highly anticipated" because the damn thing just ends up being patriots 73 opponent 3.[/QUOTE]
fuck the Pats.
 
[quote name='Chika']seriously, they're blue.[/quote]

Must've been the lighting, then. Sorry about that.

But, now that you mention it, I seem to have recalled you teasing someone (subby, probably) about being a blonde/ blue-eye so he wouldn't be interested.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Must've been the lighting, then. Sorry about that.

But, now that you mention it, I seem to have recalled you teasing someone (subby, probably) about being a blonde/ blue-eye so he wouldn't be interested.[/quote]

PM'd
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Must've been the lighting, then. Sorry about that.

But, now that you mention it, I seem to have recalled you teasing someone (subby, probably) about being a blonde/ blue-eye so he wouldn't be interested.[/QUOTE]
Didn't you say you had work to do? :lol:

[quote name='PlumeNoir']Okay folks...time to jam about 8 hrs of weekend work I have been putting off into two or three hrs. See you all later.[/QUOTE]
 
[quote name='dcfox']Didn't you say you had work to do? :lol:[/quote]

I do, and am doing it. I was taking some more laundry down to the basement, and walked by my laptop and hit F5 - took less than a second.

My biggest thing is some yard work, now that it isn't raining. I have to make use of the sunlight left...
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']:lol:

The saved films feature is incredible. Shame the game bored me so quickly (a fact that really surprised me). =/[/quote]

The single player or the multiplayer?
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']The single player or the multiplayer?[/QUOTE]
The single because I played it to death. I'm not sure what happened with the multi. It's just not the same as it was with Halo 2, which I spent more time than I can fathom playing.
 
It's hard to feel sympathy when he's such a cunt in the game forums.

Liquid, you're done with H3? I was hoping to go on some more Team Slayer runs with you guys once I get my box back in between CoD4 sessions. :cry:
 
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