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With that tan it looks like he is probably just enjoying life. Considering the type of money he made in WCW, I can't see him ever needing to work to put food on the table.
 
[quote name='Ugamer_X']Wow, let's just say I'm glad I didn't have to put any money down to watch that.[/QUOTE]

Come on, that was the greatest ending ever :lol:

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So wait, is K-Fed part of the WWE now or something?

I mean, as if anyone really needs more of a reason to rag on WWE or wrestling in general... this just makes it completely stupid.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']I mean, as if anyone really needs more of a reason to rag on WWE or wrestling in general... this just makes it completely stupid.[/QUOTE]

QFT. Stuff like this only makes wrestling look absolutely bad period. And trust me... I would rag on TNA if they brought this no talent piece of shit in.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']So wait, is K-Fed part of the WWE now or something?

I mean, as if anyone really needs more of a reason to rag on WWE or wrestling in general... this just makes it completely stupid.[/QUOTE]

He has had a running fued with Cena for a few weeks now. WWE for some reason felt inclined to try and sell his album by having the guy that kids love beat up a rapper who's auidence is made up of the same demographic.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']He has had a running fued with Cena for a few weeks now. WWE for some reason felt inclined to try and sell his album by having the guy that kids love beat up a rapper who's auidence is made up of the same demographic.[/QUOTE]

By that logic... well... his album isn't selling any differently than it would of otherwise. Hell I didn't get a single copy last week of it at my store. Nor did I have anyone ask for it either.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']He has had a running fued with Cena for a few weeks now. WWE for some reason felt inclined to try and sell his album by having the guy that kids love beat up a rapper who's auidence is made up of the same demographic.[/QUOTE]

Man... this is what they've been having Cena do lately? I stopped watching WWE awhile ago, I tried to get back into it during last week's Smackdown but I couldn't get past Mysterio's boring speech and had to change the channel.

At this point, I'm just waiting for TNA to go 2 hours and go prime time... can't wait!

I also noticed that they keep having Big Show on all of these shows lately.
 
They were pimping a champion of champions match for Cyber Sunday where one of the champions would put the belt on the line, so they have all been on pretty much every WWE show the past few weeks.

Mysterio's speech was to set up the new fued between Chavo and Benoit, I missed most of Smackdown but that is what I read.
 
Any PPV with K-Fed being awesome and Piper and Flair walking out champions couldn't have been all bad. By the sounds of this one though, it was mostly all terrible except for those things.
 
[quote name='Bezerker']Jeeezus. Scott Hall's reportedly broke the 300lb mark

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Now i can see a good reason for there not to be a nWo reunion.[/QUOTE]

Well, he was peggaed at 287 for most of his career, so tipping 300 isn't as bad as it would for, say, Alex Wright.

Well, I got home. Fun show, but I entered with low expectations. I didn't get many choices I wanted, but so what. You saw the show or didn't. I've very little to add to the commentary thus far. I'm neither upset nor bothered by the results. K-Fed was a funny run-in, DX is HUGE over, this marks the first time I've ever seen an entire WWE Crowd chant for Super Crazy (dark match saw him pin Rob Conway).

I have pics, but I've been drinking all night, so I'll try to post them tomorrow. I'll set up a flickr account or some shit.

Cincinnati has a very traditional WWE crowd, so they cheered to see Kane wrestle Umaga, and they popped HUGE for anything DX. They liked Cryme Tyme and the Highlanders as well, and didn't do anything unexpected.

The end of the show saw me weaving through traffic (on foot) to find the goddamned DX shirt my cousin dropped in the middle of the road as our ride picked us up, and I think I took a picture of the internet wrestling nerd archetype who sat in front me the whole night. Potbelly, WWE shirt, linen jacket, nerd glasses and useless sports (Indiana Pacers) ballcap, spoke with a lisp, corrected me when I said Spirit Squad Kenny was 22 (he's 20!), and had no teeth. fucking seriously; those anti-methampetamine photographs showing "meth mouth"? Better teeth than this guy had, and more of 'em. GodDAMN. I was bantering with a young dude sitting in front of me the whole night, occasionally having a digusted laught at the nerd's expense.

I guess I had fun because I didn't care who won or lost. I don't know if that's a good sign for the WWE, but it's not as if I left pissed off. Just another night IMO.
 
LMAO at Hall's G-Unit shirt. Time to grow up, you old fart.

Said it before but it's worth repeating - if they haven't signed Federline they need to. Forget music, he's a better heel than half the bad guys on the roster.
 
[quote name='KaneRobot']LMAO at Hall's G-Unit shirt. Time to grow up, you old fart.

Said it before but it's worth repeating - if they haven't signed Federline they need to. Forget music, he's a better heel than half the bad guys on the roster.[/QUOTE]

I definetly dont agree with that. He's only a good "heel" cause he is a low class piece of shit. People hate him because hes a fucking joke, not becuase hes being a heel. A good heel is someone who can cut a good promo and play a heel. I just cannot understand the whole "sign K-fed, hes the greatest heel evar!!" bandwagon recently. If anyone else would come out a cut the same promo "k-fed" cuts we would all talk about how terrible he is. If you want to see a great heel manager look at Bobby Heenan. Honestly i turn the channel ever time that fucktard is on me tv, but it looks like im in the minority.
 
[quote name='onetrackmind']I definetly dont agree with that. He's only a good "heel" cause he is a low class piece of shit. People hate him because hes a fucking joke, not becuase hes being a heel. A good heel is someone who can cut a good promo and play a heel. I just cannot understand the whole "sign K-fed, hes the greatest heel evar!!" bandwagon recently. If anyone else would come out a cut the same promo "k-fed" cuts we would all talk about how terrible he is. If you want to see a great heel manager look at Bobby Heenan. Honestly i turn the channel ever time that fucktard is on me tv, but it looks like im in the minority.[/QUOTE]


See also: "Jonny Fairplay"
 
Can't believe Hall looks so bloated.

Anyway, would you all rather turn this into Piper's topic, or just start a fresh one for Piper? We're not too far into this one, so I was thinking of just using this.

As for Cyber Sunday, since I do still care (and I don't know why) I was rather annoyed with just about half the show.

Opening with Umaga was stupid as that's not a good match to get the fans revved up. Why not open with Jeff & Carlito? Anyway, I hate Umaga, and watching him beat Kane clean again was painful. I'm just glad it wasn't Benoit in there, but I really wanted to see the Sandman, as I figured he might at least get a few singapore cane shots in and get dq'd instead of straight jobbing.

The 4-way tag team match was very predictable, and I really wish that Texas Tornado matches were elimination matches. They could've had some quick pins in there, and given the overall shortness of the ppv, I don't think giving that match an extra 5 minutes would've been a... well... cryme (ha, ha, I'm not funny).

The Hardy/Carlito match was good. I really expected Nitro to get plugged in there, but Carlito winning leads me to believe that the fans might actually be voting. Hopefully this leads to a Carlito heel turn, as he's rapidly losing momentum as a face. Not a great match by any means, but there were some nice spots, like the semi-back cracker Swanton.

The DX/Orton & Edge match was very predictable. I'm just stunned Vince & Coach tied for votes. Either way, there are as yet undiscovered tribes in the heart of the Peruvian jungle that knew Bischoff would help Orton & Edge finally give DX a loss.

The tag title match was a great surprise. I really expected Dusty Rhodes to get the nod, so again with Piper winning I'm inclined to believe the voting is somewhat real. Piper was my pick, and it was great to see the Spirit Squad drop the belts, even if the combined age of all 5 spirit squad members is lower than the combined age of Flair & Piper. Do the math, it's scary. I expect the Spirit Squad to lose a rematch to Piper & Flair tonight and then to be broken up a bit, either in half, or just severing ties with Kenny, likely the only member with a long-term WWE future.

The women's match was horrible. Just a very slow pace and I had no idea who half those divajacks were. I'm guessing they were all from the diva search, but still... I was glad to see Lita win, at least something wasn't totally predictable on this card...

... rather two things, I call fix, there's no way the fans voted Booker's title be defended. I bet they swapped Cena & Booker's votes. Either way what a lame ending to that match. Plus with either Booker or Show outside the ring the whole time, that was hands down THE WORST triple threat main event I've ever seen. Since it was all pre-determined they had to have Booker T win the ballot, so gay-fed could come out.

Heaven forbid Cena win, unite the titles again, as there's already enough with 2 (WWE & ECW) and bring back some legitimacy to the title. Cena could then be the undisputed champion and defend the belt on both shows, ultimately leading up to a match with Batista at Wrestlemania 23.

Alas, that won't happen, instead we can expect to see Batista vs Booker, Test vs CM Punk and Cena vs Umaga. And if that happens, I'm selling my Wrestlemania tickets.
 
[quote name='onetrackmind']I definetly dont agree with that. He's only a good "heel" cause he is a low class piece of shit. People hate him because hes a fucking joke, not becuase hes being a heel. A good heel is someone who can cut a good promo and play a heel. I just cannot understand the whole "sign K-fed, hes the greatest heel evar!!" bandwagon recently. If anyone else would come out a cut the same promo "k-fed" cuts we would all talk about how terrible he is. If you want to see a great heel manager look at Bobby Heenan. Honestly i turn the channel ever time that fucktard is on me tv, but it looks like im in the minority.[/quote]

The only legitimate reason to sign K-fed would be to get his wife to show up at Wrestlemania. Because sadly... that would greatly increase the buy rate.
 
Zen, let's just keep this as Cyber Sunday and make the next one the Piper topic. It's already got 9 pages.

As for me, well, I was pretty much fucked out of going to the supershow tonight. The meeting I was supposed to go to in Columbus at 6 was cancelled this morning, so had to race to give the tickets to my brother during my lunch break. But at least they won't go to waste, plus I got some PS2 games out of the deal. But I got a feeling that I would not like the show anyway, especially since gay-fed is going to be there.


As for Zen's comment about Test, they're actually thinking of putting the title on RVD at Dismember instead of Test. I got a feeling Vince put his feelings aside and logic kicked in.
 
[quote name='tangytangerine']
As for Zen's comment about Test, they're actually thinking of putting the title on RVD at Dismember instead of Test. I got a feeling Vince put his feelings aside and logic kicked in.[/quote]

Ha! Vince using logic... I doubt it, but I'll keep my hooves crossed that WM23 is Sabu vs RVD for the ecw title.
 
So, who's in the elimination chamber so far? Show, Sabu, and RVD?

I think I know tomorrow night's spoilers (the same ones you're talking about without spoiler tags), and all I can say is that I don't see anyone leaving the Elimination Chamber except for one of the two guys I haven't mentioned. Perhaps participant #6, but I dunno who that is yet.

I still have no intention of ordering D2D. No more PPV for me. I think the last I ordered was ECW:ONS, and one TNA PPV (Final Resolution?) Those are, I think, the only two I ordered this year.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']So, who's in the elimination chamber so far? Show, Sabu, and RVD?

I think I know tomorrow night's spoilers (the same ones you're talking about without spoiler tags)quote]


Sorry Myke! But remember those tribes in the heart of the Peruvian Jungle...

no seriously, I'll try to watch that :whistle2:#

But really, Mike Knox vs CM Punk and Test vs Dreamer... shouldn't be too bad of a spoiler as to who is getting in. I will watch that though.

The 6th spot is supposed to be a wild-card. I've read rumors that it'll be Holly or Khali, but don't be too shocked when a non-ecw wrestler is put in that match to increase the buy rate for the ppv. I'm hoping it's K-fed.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']But really, Mike Knox vs CM Punk and Test vs Dreamer... shouldn't be too bad of a spoiler as to who is getting in. I will watch that though.

The 6th spot is supposed to be a wild-card. I've read rumors that it'll be Holly or Khali, but don't be too shocked when a non-ecw wrestler is put in that match to increase the buy rate for the ppv. I'm hoping it's K-fed.[/QUOTE]

Touche. I didn't know the matchups were so one-sided; it's like having a #1 contender's match between Triple H and Super Porky. Or Maria.

I was honestly thinking that #6 would be a Raw/SD guy, who would actually win the belt.

Here's how it breaks down, IMO. It seems to be the worst kept secret in wrestling that Show is approaching the end of his career, and that he can't physically handle being champ. We can rule him out as a winner.

Vince also likes 'charismatic' champs. Sabu would be a good champ, IMO, and he should be the guy using Heyman as a mouthpiece as the heel champ. I could only see him win if Heyman screwed Show over by siding with Sabu (reasoning that Heyman saw Show was a "sinking ship" as champ, and Sabu would side with Heyman based on the promise of fame and a title belt). I don't see it happening; and we all know Vince loves good guy champs who smile and kiss babies (ever seen how uncomfortable babyface Diesel and Brock Lesnar were as champs?). Sabu is a very long shot, IMO.

I don't think RVD will get it, because I don't think he's been "forgiven" yet. Besides, since good guys chasing the belt always does better business than good guys defending the belt, why not have RVD get screwed in the EC match, only to face the guy who screwed him (Sabu) for the title at WM?


As for the other two:
Test? Well, he's only a possibility because we know that the WWE can make some really fucking STUPID decisions. Putting the ECW title on Test would be a dumbass decision of monumental proportions, and thus highly likely.

CM Punk? I'd like to see the slow burn with him, and I think the WWE does too. I'd prefer to see him resurrect the TV title and make with it the way RVD did ten years ago, and Samoa Joe did with the ROH and X-Division titles. I don't expect to see it happen, as all three brands have enough goddamned meaningless belts already. I guess we really don't need more clutter out there. I don't think he's ready for it yet. Keep him strong, put him in better feuds, and then have him work a babyface/babyface feud against RVD following WrestleMania and going into ONS 2007.

As for the sixth guy, depends on who it is. I only see one real possibility as winning the title, and that's the first guy mentioned in the spoilers.
 
Agreed. I really think the best thing for ECW, and what fans Vince hasn't driven away, would be Sabu vs RVD at WM. RVD is too over as a face, and Heyman has screwed him too many times to turn RVD heel. So, why not have Heyman come out and do what you said about Show, maybe even toss in how he was almost a non-factor in the champion of champions match, then side with Sabu.

I'm hoping for a swerve though... of all the current champions, Big Show's title run only irks me because he's holding the ECW title instead of SD or Raw's belt.

Agreed on Nash too, Diesel was an odd face champion. I never really followed why or how he held the belt so long. Crazy Hulk Hogan fall-out years. Stranger still was Vince never trusted Luger enough to put the strap on him.
 
just got around to seeing last week ecw...

fucking awesome to see daivari use hassan's entrance song.. i always mark out thinking hes coming back... fuck man... he needs to come back
 
[quote name='Genocidal']So I see that between BoD vs Kennedy/MVP and this match, Dusty's been put in charge of booking for the time being.[/quote]

Seriously, you would almost have to think so.

As for Orton & Edge getting the tag titles... I doubt it. You really think DX won't show up for the no-DQ match and help Flair & Piper win?
 
Man... they're milking this K-Fed shit dry.

The sad thing is, though, is that the marks perpetuate this shit, as the crowd eats it up.

Granted, this is nowhere near as bad as the Nitro / Read to Rumble tie-in.
 
[quote name='guyver2077']lmao.


too bad i didnt get tix sooner[/quote]

Seriously, if you supply the weaponry I bet we could get our fellow CAGs to pool together some cash to buy you a ticket off ebay.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']My money is on the Spirit Squad winning, because no one even knew the Hairy Retards were still a tag team.[/QUOTE]

They tagged last week.

I actually liked Duggan and Eugene as a tag team, so I was sad to see them break up.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']They tagged last week.

I actually liked Duggan and Eugene as a tag team, so I was sad to see them break up.[/quote]

I think I missed the first half of Raw last week thanks to travel. Either way, this was predictable. They're going to try something new with Nick Dinsmore. Thank God too, Dinsmore is a good wrestler. If I were behind the pen I'd slap a mask on Eugene and turn him into a thicker version of Doink.

[quote name='Genocidal'].[/quote]

That was said in jest... I think Demo man knows that. For pretty much reasons known only to him he hates Jeff Hardy. Likewise I can't stand Joe.
 
Have I not been screaming for this sh*t for ages? Did I not say have Cena come help Maria a long long long f*cking time ago. Good God. And what happens when he does? The crowd goes ballistic.

Cripes o' Friday.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']Nice of Cena to save Maria AFTER she gets her ass kicked. That's like Superman "saving" Lois after she was just raped and beaten in an alley.[/quote]

I found that kind of odd myself too. Either way, I really fail to see why this wasn't done around Wrestlemania, so fans would care about Cena's match with Triple H. Go ahead and dig through the old wrestling topics, you'll see I was ranting and raving about doing this back then.

That was the best promo I've seen Cena cut. Whoever wrote that should get a blow job from one of the new diva search girls.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']
That was said in jest... I think Demo man knows that. For pretty much reasons known only to him he hates Jeff Hardy. Likewise I can't stand Joe.[/quote]I don't hate hate him either, that period was my lazy way of saying 'QFT'. I can't stand Nitro, though.
 
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