[quote name='jennie25']i used to drink everyday before I turned 21, after that it just wasn't fun to get obliterated in that way every day
besides, drinkin 2 fifths a day takes a toll on a person[/QUOTE]
A toll indeed. If they don't die first, the become pathological liars, apparently.
I used to drink, but it was messin' up my street games with Kareem Abdul-Jabar. I knew I had a drinking problem when he started winning. My good friends Oprah Winfrey, Snuffleupagus, and Don Rickles insisted that I lay off the sauce. And that was the end.
Until I drank like
in' 7 bottles of Jack Daniels in one night. Outrunning the police in a Maserati isn't very hard if you've only had, like, 4 or 5 fifths, man...but I tell you what. That 7th bottle really hits you when you least expect it.
After I beat up all the police in Los Angeles, I stopping by an In-n-Out burger for some grub. When I realized that I had deep fried the cook's head for putting mustard on my burger (I made sure not to slur my words when I said 'no.
ing.mustard."), then I knew I had a problem.
Since then, I've been clean and sober. I still think I could beat Kareem with half a fifth tied behind my back, though. He just won't admit to it.