I just had to. It seemed appropriate and of course are not serious in any way, shape, or form.
[quote name='Ryuukishi']"How superior is the PlayStation version of Final Fantasy XIII? Clearly superior, incredibly superior, or unbelievably superior?"[/QUOTE]
Clearly the Playstation version is clearly superior. I mean anybody who has clearly seen a clear side by side comparison between the two versions would be able to clearly see that the PlayStation version is clearly superior. It doesn't get more clear than that... or does it?
[quote name='Ryuukishi']"Would buying the 360 version of Final Fantasy XIII just make someone an idiot, or would it actually cause them to contract a terminal disease?"[/QUOTE]
If the person who bought the 360 version of Final Fantasy has a Playstation 3, then clearly they are an idiot. And as we all know, idiots tend to contract terminal diseases more easily, so it's clear that statistics would show that idiots who bought Final Fantasy on the 360 would contract a terminal disease.
[quote name='Ryuukishi']"Why is DVD, a relic technology from the dark ages of famine and misery, being allowed to taint anyone's experience of Final Fantasy XIII?"[/QUOTE]
Linus Torvalds would be appalled, you fiend!
[quote name='Ryuukishi']"How superior is the PlayStation version of Final Fantasy XIII? Clearly superior, incredibly superior, or unbelievably superior?"[/QUOTE]
Clearly the Playstation version is clearly superior. I mean anybody who has clearly seen a clear side by side comparison between the two versions would be able to clearly see that the PlayStation version is clearly superior. It doesn't get more clear than that... or does it?
[quote name='Ryuukishi']"Would buying the 360 version of Final Fantasy XIII just make someone an idiot, or would it actually cause them to contract a terminal disease?"[/QUOTE]
If the person who bought the 360 version of Final Fantasy has a Playstation 3, then clearly they are an idiot. And as we all know, idiots tend to contract terminal diseases more easily, so it's clear that statistics would show that idiots who bought Final Fantasy on the 360 would contract a terminal disease.
[quote name='Ryuukishi']"Why is DVD, a relic technology from the dark ages of famine and misery, being allowed to taint anyone's experience of Final Fantasy XIII?"[/QUOTE]
Linus Torvalds would be appalled, you fiend!