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[quote name='j-cart']How to fix a hangover, j-cart style:

Once you wake up, relieve yourself of all fluids into the toilet. Take some ibuprofen/advil with water. Mix 1/3 a shot of liquor with any sort of juice/soda/beer. Shoot it and then go back to sleep. Waking up is key, it most likely is early and maybe still drunk, but getting of fluids is vital to a quick recovery.

What to eat upon waking is up to you. Fan favorite is breakfast burritos. And always, smother with hot sauce.[/QUOTE]

I've always found that drinking 2 full glasses of water before passing out for the night guarantees feeling good the next morning. Then again if you don't make it to bed then you can't exactly do this :bouncy:
 
That always helps, but the question to ask is how come you are not destroyed to forget that?

My cure is for those nights when Charlie Sheen would nod in approval of your drinking, not because you came close to his level, but that you are letting yourself go.
 
[quote name='CaptainJoel']Again, I totally agree, Hank. :applause:[/QUOTE]
Again, we totally agree om something. ^__^

[quote name='BlueScrote']I've always found that drinking 2 full glasses of water before passing out for the night guarantees feeling good the next morning. Then again if you don't make it to bed then you can't exactly do this :bouncy:[/QUOTE]
Yeah, this is my strategy. It works as long as you remember to do it.

Forget and it's goodbye to the next day.

[quote name='j-cart']That always helps, but the question to ask is how come you are not destroyed to forget that?

My cure is for those nights when Charlie Sheen would nod in approval of your drinking, not because you came close to his level, but that you are letting yourself go.[/QUOTE]
I haven't gotten to that point yet. Maybe I should? :whistle2:k

We know you don't because you gotta study for that MCAT.
 
I only drink Captain and Coke, but I would like to try a White Russian and Long Island Ice Tea sometime.

Anyway, I played some Sonic The Hedgehog 2 on PSN. Hope to get all the trophies...
 
[quote name='BlueScrote']I've always found that drinking 2 full glasses of water before passing out for the night guarantees feeling good the next morning. Then again if you don't make it to bed then you can't exactly do this :bouncy:[/QUOTE]

None of that stuff really helps me much if I overdo it. I do it any time I have more than one or two drinks, and it will lessen/stave off mild hangovers from a mild night of drinking.

But if I get totally shitfaced I'm going to feel like crap the next day regardless of how much water I drink or the various hangover remedy foods and drinks I try the next day. Some of that stuff can lessen severity some (i.e. I usually won't be barfing the next day if I ate a lot of carb heavy food like pizza and drank a ton of water before getting plastered, but I'll still be queasy and have a headache). So I just don't get plastered often as it's just not worth it with how bad of hangovers I get anymore.

The only sure fire way to prevent hangovers is just not to drink more than you can handle without getting them!
 
[quote name='The Mana Knight']I only drink Captain and Coke, but I would like to try a White Russian and Long Island Ice Tea sometime.[/QUOTE]
How you gonna cheat on your mistress Pepsi like that? :nottalking:

Try a Black Russian with Coke.
 
Learn to try new things.

Scotch neat or on the rocks (Glenlivet is my choice). Whiskey on the rocks (Gentlemen's Jack). For bourbon (Wild Turkey). Flaming Pepper's (half a cup of dr pepper and a shot of Bacardi 151, light it, drop it, shoot it).

Skip the Long Island and ask for an Adios Mother fucker (AMF for short). Basically a Long Island but blue. Remember that LI's and AMF's if made the real way (does not use a pre-mix) are high in alcohol content. Where most drinks are consider a "drink" these are considered 1 1/2 or 2 "drinks" to the one standard drink.

If you are daring, Liquid Cocaine (Jager, 151 and rumplemintz in a shooter) is great. Personal favorite is a Gorilla Fart (Wild Turkey, 151 and 99 bananas) soooooo good.

/edit: if you must drink rum, always going sailing with the Jerry. Sailor Jerry's, careful high proof (92 to the standard 80)

/double edit: NEVER FREEZE your alcohol. Shit is gross. Jager is the only exception.
 
I drink like... one or two bottles of beer a year and maybe have a glass of wine. The beer always tastes like shit and the wine... it's uh... an acquired taste, I guess.
 
[quote name='j-cart']Learn to try new things.

Scotch neat or on the rocks (Glenlivet is my choice). Whiskey on the rocks (Gentlemen's Jack). For bourbon (Wild Turkey). Flaming Pepper's (half a cup of dr pepper and a shot of Bacardi 151, light it, drop it, shoot it).

Skip the Long Island and ask for an Adios Mother fucker (AMF for short). Basically a Long Island but blue. Remember that LI's and AMF's if made the real way (does not use a pre-mix) are high in alcohol content. Where most drinks are consider a "drink" these are considered 1 1/2 or 2 "drinks" to the one standard drink.

If you are daring, Liquid Cocaine (Jager, 151 and rumplemintz in a shooter) is great. Personal favorite is a Gorilla Fart (Wild Turkey, 151 and 99 bananas) soooooo good.

/edit: if you must drink rum, always going sailing with the Jerry. Sailor Jerry's, careful high proof (92 to the standard 80)

/double edit: NEVER FREEZE your alcohol. Shit is gross. Jager is the only exception.[/QUOTE]

You're a fucking alcoholic.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']You're a fucking alcoholic.[/QUOTE]

Just wait until he becomes a doctor.

"A well respected half Asian doctor deals with life's problems and struggles with alcohol abuse while trying to maintain relationships and keep his practice running."

Jake Heart, MD. This fall on ABC.

Three and out, son.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Just wait until he becomes a doctor.

"A well respected half Asian doctor deals with life's problems and struggles with alcohol abuse while trying to maintain relationships and keep his practice running."

Jake Heart, MD. This fall on ABC.

Three and out, son.
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It won't even last a season, because nobody respects Asian leads and they blow all their cash on opium.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']It won't even last a season, because nobody respects Asian males and they blow all their cash on opium and toothless beat up hookers.[/QUOTE]
Fixed.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']
Also don't make excuses for your alcoholism.[/QUOTE]

Seriously, what a wastrel. At least he's only allowed to have one kid. Hopefully they just use the rest to feed birds at the park.
 
Actually you can have two, but that means you pay a premium tax and people also make two assumptions about you. You are either really horny or super rich. Both is usually assumed.

If you are not rich, then they assume you are stupid.

I'm not an alcoholic, I do not need it to function. It just takes awhile to get me going. For being half Asian I do not get red (Asian people lack an enzyme that processes acetaldehyde), dubbed the Asian Glow. This however is the opposite to my brother, who is 30 lbs heavier than me. He glows red and is done after 4 shots.

I wish I could 2 and done. My tabs would be sooo cheap.

/edit: READ THE LINK HANK! I KNOW IT WAS YOU! The prep was 6'3 with a beard and stole HIGH END razors.
 
[quote name='j-cart']Actually you can have two, but that means you pay a premium tax and people also make two assumptions about you. You are either really horny or super rich. Both is usually assumed.

If you are not rich, then they assume you are stupid.[/QUOTE]
Guess I'm stupid. :cry:


[quote name='j-cart']I'm not an alcoholic, I do not need it to function. It just takes awhile to get me going. For being half Asian I do not get red (Asian people lack an enzyme that processes acetaldehyde), dubbed the Asian Glow. This however is the opposite to my brother, who is 30 lbs heavier than me. He glows red and is done after 4 shots.[/QUOTE]
K-groove explained, thanks. ^__^

Asians always select K-groove.

"goes and plays CvS2"
 
They only assume you are stupid because Chinese women are ugly. If the chick is hot and Chinese, then she is from Taiwan or Hong Kong. Seriously China has so many people, but they all look like an inbreed cousin of one another.

I spent 6 weeks in Beijing. I never saw a good looking Chinese girl once. Beer goggles, they do nothing! (they didn't help in making them look hot)

/edit: I'm allowed to hate, I'm half Chinese!

/edit: Hah k-groove, it makes sense. Though every Asian person that glows is embarrassed by it. If you ever see an Asian chick with it, embarrass her, then let her in on a secret called pepcid AC while seducing her. Sadly, not into Asians (maybe Korean chicks, but that's a maybe)
 
i've been drinking way too much, starting to realize i'm nearly out of money.

also, a word of advice if it's a slow night and no word on any parties -- walk around with alcohol until you hear loud music and see people smoking outside. my roommates and i strolled into a fucking rave by complete chance on saturday, dropped acid, rolled, and danced until 8 in the morning. somewhere on the internet is a video of me raging with some guy in a deadmau5 hat. place was professionally rigged with lights and i have no idea how it was not busted.

people will let you into anything if you bring your own shit
 
[quote name='seanr1221']How is Dishwasher? Anyone get it? Probably won't be able to play until 9-10 :([/QUOTE]

If you liked the first, you should like the second.
I have 3 weapons (katana, kami-kaze (sickle/kusari-gama, I think), cloud "buster" type sword).
I have the chainsaw arm, the dodge mechanic, and the chaingun ability.
Two magic spells so far.

I'm playing on normal as the chick, btw.

There are now "badges" that seem to give you bonuses when equipped. I'm running with one now that lets you regain health when you bathe in blood during combat (some sort of sunflower badge. :) ).
 
[quote name='j-cart']They only assume you are stupid because Chinese women are ugly. If the chick is hot and Chinese, then she is from Taiwan or Hong Kong. Seriously China has so many people, but they all look like an inbreed cousin of one another.
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Truth hurts.
I spent 6 weeks in Beijing. I never saw a good looking Chinese girl once. Beer goggles, they do nothing! (they didn't help in making them look hot)
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I don't get beer goggles when i'm drinking. Instead I get the "Eh, she's kinda ugly, but. . ." mentality. I still know she's ugly, it's just my standards get lowered. :bouncy:
/edit: I'm allowed to hate, I'm half Chinese!
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Hater's gonna hate.
/edit: Hah k-groove, it makes sense. Though every Asian person that glows is embarrassed by it. If you ever see an Asian chick with it, embarrass her, then let her in on a secret called pepcid AC while seducing her. Sadly, not into Asians (maybe Korean chicks, but that's a maybe)
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I think I'll try this trick. Especially if I ever go visit my friend in Seoul. :bouncy:

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[quote name='panzerfaust']i've been drinking way too much, starting to realize i'm nearly out of money.

also, a word of advice if it's a slow night and no word on any parties -- walk around with alcohol until you hear loud music and see people smoking outside. my roommates and i strolled into a fucking rave by complete chance on saturday, dropped acid, rolled, and danced until 8 in the morning. somewhere on the internet is a video of me raging with some guy in a deadmau5 hat. place was professionally rigged with lights and i have no idea how it was not busted.

people will let you into anything if you bring your own shit[/QUOTE]
Damn, you are a party animal.

I haven't found any big ass parties here yet, though some fat chick and her much better looking friends invited me to a party, provided I bail on my friend because "he's an asshole". I didn't bail on him, made sure he got home safely. I wasn't in the mood to go to wherever the party was at and wake up next to a whale wondering what the fuck happened and where the fuck am I. :bouncy:
 
[quote name='distgfx']I drink like... one or two bottles of beer a year and maybe have a glass of wine. The beer always tastes like shit and the wine... it's uh... an acquired taste, I guess.[/QUOTE]I drink around 6-10 beers a year. Yes it does taste disgusting, but I love the relaxing feeling I get after drinking a beer. I never paid for my own beer, only drink when someone offers to buy me one. :D

[quote name='hankmecrankme']How you gonna cheat on your mistress Pepsi like that? :nottalking:

Try a Black Russian with Coke.[/QUOTE]
Never heard a Black Russian. I'm so trying it.

I finally tried out Tom Clancy Ghost Reacon Shadow Wars (3DS). The game is really awesome. It's definitely my favorite 3DS game after Ridge Racer 3D.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']
Damn, you are a party animal.
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lol I'm not going to pretend like I go to those all the time, my school is in the middle of nowhere :oldman:. easily the wildest night of my college career.

made friends with the people though, so hopefully will visit chicago for more of the same.
 
[quote name='panzerfaust']lol I'm not going to pretend like I go to those all the time, my school is in the middle of nowhere :oldman:. easily the wildest night of my college career.[/QUOTE]

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, party animal.

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[quote name='panzerfaust']fuck elgin, im only going back this summer to make money[/QUOTE]

Lol, bro... if you're going to Elgin to make money, I dunno what to say.

That's like trying to make money by robbing black people.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']Elgin is the hood, yo.[/QUOTE]
Hell yeah it is. Wrong side of the bridge = watch your back.

[quote name='j-cart']I do not see the connection that gif is trying to make.
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That's because
there is none.


[quote name='panzerfaust']fuck elgin, im only going back this summer to make money[/QUOTE]
Gotsta get paid.
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[quote name='corrosivefrost']If you liked the first, you should like the second.
I have 3 weapons (katana, kami-kaze (sickle/kusari-gama, I think), cloud "buster" type sword).
I have the chainsaw arm, the dodge mechanic, and the chaingun ability.
Two magic spells so far.

I'm playing on normal as the chick, btw.

There are now "badges" that seem to give you bonuses when equipped. I'm running with one now that lets you regain health when you bathe in blood during combat (some sort of sunflower badge. :) ).[/QUOTE]

Awesome, I heard it was even bloodier and crazier than the first.
 
[quote name='j-cart']
/double edit: NEVER FREEZE your alcohol. Shit is gross. Jager is the only exception.[/QUOTE]



Wait by freeze do you mean put in the freezer or legit freeze? I don't know what kind of liquor you drink, but the high alcohol content ones don't freeze easily.
 
Yeah, I forget what the percentage cut off is, but at a certain point they won't freeze in the freezer.

My gf has some mixer thing she stuck in the freezer with a low percentage. When I opened the freezer, the entire bottle had cracks in it. I said oh shit and when I went to pick it up, it literally shattered all over.
 
I meant putting it into the freezer.

Liquors are water base, freezing them will cause condensation. Thus removing the water from the alcohol, in turn making it a higher proof. This ruins the taste.
 
[quote name='j-cart']I meant putting it into the freezer.

Liquors are water base, freezing them will cause condensation. Thus removing the water from the alcohol, in turn making it a higher proof. This ruins the taste.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I totally drink most alcohol for the taste... :roll::lol:

I'm just kidding with ya, man. :p
 
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