[quote name='The Crotch']You should get Hank to write the intros to your reviews.
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This is a good idea.
[quote name='panzerfaust']Boring intros kill me, perhaps integrating hank would be best.[/QUOTE]
This is also a good idea.
[quote name='The Crotch']Integrating Hank is never best.[/QUOTE]
This is a fallacy.
[quote name='Indignate']Having your reviews start with a giant piece of shit in the toilet is the best and most entertaining way to do it.[/QUOTE]
Exactly. See my Braid review on Steam. It'll make you a believer.
[quote name='j-cart']Max Payne 3 PC requirements:
HDD- 35GB
If I see one bit of compressed video, Hank will drop a tear.[/QUOTE]
Better not be. See "The Force Unleashed PC" as an example.
BTW, the reason that game is so huge on PC is because they copied the textures into each level's folder in their entirety. Yes, such a wise move. And the videos were compressed to hell and back. Was awesome.
[quote name='BlueScrote']Damnit I don't have the hard drive space for that! HD Prices need to come down some more.[/QUOTE]
Yes, my HD scat porn server needs more space too.