GGT88 got the knife and kept stabbing and stabbing until finally Joel's wife was dead

[quote name='distgfx']That included date, dinner, foreplay AND finish.[/QUOTE]
Letting her watch you stuff your face with Doritos while you rest your big gut on her and force her to accept your stub for 30 seconds is definitely a charming date.

Match.com is calling you.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Letting her watch you stuff your face with Doritos while you rest your big gut on her and force her to accept your stub for 30 seconds is definitely a charming date.

Match.com is calling you.[/QUOTE]

I'm too busy jerking off to Skins to come up with a response.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Letting her watch you stuff your face with Doritos while you rest your big gut on her and force her to accept your stub for 30 seconds is definitely a charming date.

Match.com is calling you.[/QUOTE]

It was Funyuns, you asshole.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']I'm too busy jerking off to Skins to come up with a response.[/QUOTE]
I'm saving my load(s) for Teen Mom 2 tomorrow. :bouncy: :drool:
[quote name='distgfx']It was Funyuns, you asshole.[/QUOTE]
That's why your breath smelled like a Mexican unskilled laborer died in your mouth.

Breathmints, bro.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']That's why your breath smelled like a Mexican unskilled laborer died in your mouth.

Breathmints, bro.[/QUOTE]

How would you know what my breath smelled like? ... unless ... I see.
 
[quote name='distgfx']How would you know what my breath smelled like? ... unless ... I see.[/QUOTE]

His dick doesn't have a nose. :whistle2:k
 
[quote name='distgfx']How would you know what my breath smelled like? ... unless ... I see.[/QUOTE]
Yes. I sold you the 4th bag of Funyuns that day. It's no surprise.

Sorry we can't accept food stamps.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Yes. I sold you the 4th bag of Funyuns that day. It's no surprise.

Sorry we can't accept food stamps.[/QUOTE]

Do you accept jewskins?
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Yes. I sold you the 4th bag of Funyuns that day. It's no surprise.

Sorry we can't accept food stamps.[/QUOTE]

You accepted my cock in your mouth, which worked out better for the both of us.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']Do you accept jewskins?[/QUOTE]

Only if they are saltier than pork rinds.

Pure Kosher, baybee.
[quote name='distgfx']You accepted my cock in your mouth, which worked out better for the both of us.[/QUOTE]

Please, food stamps are worth more than your pitiful penis.

At least I wouldn't be hungry with food stamps.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Please, food stamps are worth more than your pitiful penis.

At least I wouldn't be hungry with food stamps.[/QUOTE]

You weren't saying that when you were gagging on it.
 
[quote name='distgfx']You weren't saying that when you were gagging on it.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that's because of the funk that was growing on it. :puke:

Seriously, take a shower at least once in a while.
 
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[quote name='hankmecrankme']Yeah, that's because of the funk that was growing on it. :puke:

Seriously, take a shower at least once in a while.[/QUOTE]

Make me.
 
[quote name='icebeast']:rofl: My feelings exactly.[/QUOTE]

I don't think there has ever been a more appropriate time for me to use that gif.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']I'll bring the bath bombs, we'll fill that tub with water, light some candles, and hop in.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']Your fat stomach is a bath bomb.[/QUOTE]
I don't want to break the tub and cave in the floor.

[quote name='distgfx']Can Chac come?[/QUOTE]

Only if he can take 30 seconds away from watching Skins.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']Well it's tough to concentrate on that when you're staring so intensely. :roll:[/QUOTE]

I can't help it, I just can't take my eyes off of it.
 
After all the THPS talk, I picked up 3 on PS2 from the Amazon Warehouse ($3.50 shipped!!)

Hopefully the retro-goggles aren't too thick when remembering this one.
 
[quote name='Jimbo Slice']After all the THPS talk, I picked up 3 on PS2 from the Amazon Warehouse ($3.50 shipped!!)

Hopefully the retro-goggles aren't too thick when remembering this one.[/QUOTE]

Nah, the game is still awesome. I play it occasionally at my friend's house, and it plays just as well as it did back in 2001. I've been meaning to pick the game up again, myself.
 
Oh man, what if they had a game called Tony Hawk's Pro Rater? Like, instead of skateboarding, you just assess people's credit scores. The Mana Knight's sister would be like "this game is so hard!"
 
[quote name='Jimbo Slice']After all the THPS talk, I picked up 3 on PS2 from the Amazon Warehouse ($3.50 shipped!!)

Hopefully the retro-goggles aren't too thick when remembering this one.[/QUOTE]

I used to play that one online.
Some freaks of nature existed out there.... too good.

I'd usually trip them at the end of their 2 minute perfect combo run.
 
[quote name='dallow']I used to play that one online.
Some freaks of nature existed out there.... too good.

I'd usually trip them at the end of their 2 minute perfect combo run.[/QUOTE]

dick move.
 
[quote name='dallow']I used to play that one online.
Some freaks of nature existed out there.... too good.

I'd usually trip them at the end of their 2 minute perfect combo run.[/QUOTE]

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[quote name='dallow']I used to play that one online.
Some freaks of nature existed out there.... too good.

I'd usually trip them at the end of their 2 minute perfect combo run.[/QUOTE]
:mad:
 
[quote name='dallow']I used to play that one online.
Some freaks of nature existed out there.... too good.

I'd usually trip them at the end of their 2 minute perfect combo run.[/QUOTE]

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[quote name='dallow']daaaaaaaaaaaaang at the reaction[/QUOTE]

You deserve it.

Prick. :nottalking:


Torchlight is fun as hell on PC. Worth the $5 I paid easily.
 
I need to play Torchlight. I know it's the sort of game I'd like, and hell... I even have it! Just haven't played it. Maybe I'll do that over Spring Break. Or maybe not. Probably not. I'll probably play it this summer when my crib is the pimpest playas palace (tm). Gonna blast air conditioning and play vidya games ALL DAY. Work permitting.
 
NintenDownload X-Press has been sued by Giant Bomb over a dispute about including the Bombcast in last week's episode. Jeff claims that he got two poorly-named audio files and accidentally used the wrong file. :lol:
 
[quote name='distgfx']What makes torchlight so good?[/QUOTE]

It was made by the guys that did Diablo 2. Think of Torchlight as a refined Diablo 2 SinglePlayer game with a more cartoonish feel.
 
[quote name='j-cart']It was made by the guys that did Diablo 2. Think of Torchlight as a refined Diablo 2 SinglePlayer game with a more cartoonish feel.[/QUOTE]

Ah, now I see what hank meant.
 
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