[quote name='DesertLeo']When I was 8 I once shit my pants on a fishing trip with my dad, so I threw my shitty underwear into the woods where they stuck to a huge rock.
6 months later we went fishing out there again and decided to see if they were still there. They were, and had some mushrooms growing out of them.
I'm not sure why I just told you guys that.[/QUOTE]
I don't know why, but I laughed hard.