Trongard - Welcome to Verne Gagne’s All-Star Wrestling on the biggest wrestling channel!
Trongard - Scott Hall is a real hunka-man!
(during a headlock)Trongard - I don’t know how Hall could get any better!
Blears - Rotten Tom Stone is a little jealous of a man who has worked on his body like Scott Hall has.
Trongard - Rotten Stone!
Blears - ROTTEN STONE!
Trongard - ROTTEN STONE IS OUTSIDE THE RING!
Trongard - Scott Hall is one hunka-man!
Trongard - One of the most dynamic wrestlers in the world today is Scott Hall!
Trongard - Scott Hall is doin’ things and going places in the AWA!
Blears - There you can see a big body slam - no way you can break your fall!
Blears - There’s the bulldog - tallyho!
Nelson - The winner of the wrestling match, Scott Hall. That bulldog has been very successful for you.
Hall - I’ve been very successful with it so far. Every time I do it, it’s 1-2-3! Stone’s a tough competitor.
Nelson- Let’s talk about the AWA battle royal series.
Hall - I’ve won one in Milwaukee and that’s where the big money’s at, it’s a chance for Nick Bockwinkel’s world title, and it’s a chance to pay back some people who’ve done me wrong. My partner and I were tag champions of the world, and we’re looking to settle some issues with people - Somers, you’re one, Rose, you’re one, and DeBeers, you’re one!
Blears - I’ve seen this Smirnoff wrestle around the world - he’s big in Japan and throughout Europe, while I may not agree with some of his beliefs, the Russians have shown that they’re tough - I’ll give the devils their due.
Blears - The main reason they have a tag team rope is so they can grab the rope and reach down to get their partner in to keep the match going and make it more exciting.
Blears - The Russians don’t go for the thrills and spills - they go for the physical stuff to succeed, and they mostly do!
Trongard - Richards is a reddish pile of skin right now!
Blears - Richards is in, and he’s full of big, fresh air.
Trongard - The Midnight Rockers aginst the likes of Dennis Stamp and Tony Leoni!
(Michaels does an arm drag)Trongard - OUT OF SIGHT!
Blears - I thought I’d retired, but I see these men, and I see myself a long time ago.
Blears - How these two young men can be so professional at their age, I’ll never know. They must live and breathe wrestling.
Trongard - STONE COMES DOWN ON MICHAELS!…Or Leoni!
Nelson - ANOTHER EXCITING VICTORY FOR THE MIDNIGHT ROCKERS! Marty, the battle royal series is coming up, and with it comes $10,000 and a world title shot.
Marty - Shawn and I would love the money, but one thing’s on our minds - Rose and Somers. After what they did to us, we’ll do what them what they did to us.
Nelson - Shawn, usually, big men, 300-400 pounders have the advantage in battle royals - combined weight for you and Marty 460 pounds.
Shawn - We’re not worried about big people in battle royals or world titles, we want Rose and Somers - world title match, non-title match, we don’t want your belts, we want your asses!
Zbysko - I have some questions. I’m sure this butt-head will be answering them. Why are dressed like that? Are you a fan of the Midnight Rockers or are you suppressing some kind of childhood trauma? Legally, the AWA hands the heavyweight championship to a man who did not pin his opponent - which is against the rules. I have my lawyers on it day and night - what kind of crock is it?
Lawyer - Well, they have their ranking system, and you weren’t on top of it?
Zbysko - That’s the same crock they gave me - I’VE HAD 13 GLORIOUS YEARS!
Lawyer - You’ll get a shot when you’re on top of the rankings.
Zbysko - You’re in cahoots with Stanley Blackburn!
Lawyer - I think that’s untrue, and possibly libelous!
Zbysko - WHEN THE HELL AM I GONNA GET A TITLE SHOT?!
Lawyer - WHEN YOU CAN LEGALLY QUALIFY FOR IT!
(to lawyer, as Go the Ninja walks out in a camo suit)Zbysko - WEAR A BETTER OUTFIT!
Zbysko - ALL YOU PEOPLE WITH THE BUTTHEAD SIGNS, YOU’RE JUST PROVING TO THE PEOPLE THAT YOU’RE PIECES OF SCHWAB!
Nelson - ACCOMPANIED BY GO THE NINJA!
Zbysko - GET THAT SIGN!
Nelson - FROM PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA, LARRY ZBYSKO! His opponent…
Zbysko- HERE COMES A BUTT-HEAD!
Nelson - FROM ROBINSDALE, MINNESOTA, CURT HENNIG!
Crowd - LARRY SUCKS! LARRY SUCKS!
Zbysko - I WANT THESE PEOPLE TO STOP SHOUTING OBSCENITIES!
Blears - Well, win your match and then complain about it!
Blears - Curt Hennig, the worthy son of a worthy sire!
Trongard - That sire, of course, Larry “the Axe” Hennig.
Blears - When he gets to be 42, about the age of his father, he’ll be as good as his father, I’m sure.
Trongard - It sure takes Larry a while to get going in these matches, Lord Blears.
Blears - Yes, it’s a method to his madness - he’s stretching his legs right now. He’s allowed time outside the ring, he knows exactly how much time he’s allowed. Fans might not like it, but they have to lump it, as Zbysko likes to say.
Blears - There’s Mr. Go. They’re circling, they have 20 feet square to move around in. Nice fireman’s carry by Zbysko. If this was the amateurs, and we went by a point system, he’d have gotten some, but of course, in the professionals, we don’t have that.
Blears - I’ve wrestled and announced in most arenas around the world - the Showboat fans are very vocal. Is that the right word? Loud?
Trongard - Bosiferous.
Blears - Bosiferous? Okay.
Trongard - I think Zbysko’s been working up a sweat just running around the ring - not many wrestling holds so far.
Blears - If this was 30 years ago, Hennig would be in movies. Thankfully, he’s not, and is in Las Vegas wrestling right now.
Trongard - Curt Hennig Is one of the top wrestling stars on the wrestling horizon!
Trongard - ZBYSKO JUST GRABBED THE REFEREE’S ARM TO STOP THE COUNT!
Blears - Yes, I’ve done that before - haven’t seen that done in many years.
Blears - Curt is hurt on the small of the back - shades of Joe Montana.
Nelson - Are you disappointed with the way that match ended?
Hennig - Certainly I’m disappointed. I don’t like to have a match that takes place on the outside. I think that the number one contender for Bockwinkel’s title would’ve been the winner of this match. Curt Hennig is no day off - the next time you get in the ring with me my friend, you’d better be ready. The battle royals are coming up, the winner will be the number one contender. I’ve been doing a lot of hard training, watching films. I’m on the shelf for tag team competition, all the top teams are coming here, and we’re gonna be ready later.