I ran into an awkward lady situation today at Little Caesars.

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So, here I am, spending a wonderful Sunday afternoon in my room, watching Lucha Libre on Galavision, when my bro comes in and offers to pay for Little Caesars, as long as I go get it. So me being the lover of fine dining that I am, decide to hit the road on a quest for cheap pizza satisfaction. About 30 minutes later (long drive to the nearest LC), I arrive at my local Little Caesars, and place my order, 2 large pepperoni pizza's. Cost: $10.60. $5 a piece plus tax; one hell of a great deal. So I'm standing there, waiting for them to slide those glorious pies out of the oven, and I notice a couple burly dudes sitting on the chairs people use while they wait for their food. Dude A was sitting on Chair 1, Dude B was on Chair 3, and there was a moderately attractive looking lady on Chair 5 (there are only 5 chairs). So obviously, I don't wanna squeeze in between strange dudes, but I don't wanna look completely Quagmirish and sit next to the young lady. Thankfully, the 2 dudes are together, and they pick up their pizza and leave. So, that left me all alone with her. As I gaze lovingly into the giant 110 inch picture of a Pepperoni Pizza they have on the wall, I think to myself "Ok VG, this is where all those hours of Musical Chairs in grade school pays off." I shoot her my Blue Steele look, and plant my taut, rippling buttock into Chair 1. She gets up, grabs her pizza's, and without ever looking back at me, heads for her car. Dejected, I stare longingly out the window of Little Caesars, as I wonder if my choice of chairs potentially cost me a taudry, week long fling. And then it hits me. I just bought 2 LARGE PIZZA's! Who needs women!?
 
After the Arby's thread, I think you're just making this up. Or, making up a grandiose story that's more or less a mundane exercise in everyday activities to the privvy women.

Do other people weave together such tales from brief flings with their preferred sex? Like, "the cute girl at the photo lab who spent 8 seconds ringing me up," or "that hot boy who's been even with me at two consecutive red lights"?
 
Did you at least make eye contact or smile or nod at the nice lady as you sat next to her?

Whatever the case, you have to look at the situation as people do a bus or train/subway. Generally most people pretend that the bodies taking up the other seats are just objects; they require no interation before, during or after sitting next to you.

[quote name='mykevermin']Do other people weave together such tales from brief flings with their preferred sex? Like, "that hot boy who's been even with me at two consecutive red lights"?[/QUOTE]So I suppose you don't want to hear about the hot looking asian guy who kept smiling at me as we passed each other down the aisles at Hmart the other day? The sad thing is, he was about 12 inches shorter than I am, and as good looking as he was, I'm not attracted to shorter men.

Or the kid who rang me up at MicroCenter who said first, "you seem cool" and as I smiled, sort of doot-do-do sang to myself as I swiped my card to pay said, "yeah, you are cool." That's another great if odd story. But I'll spare you as you seem opposed to that sort of tale.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']After the Arby's thread, I think you're just making this up. Or, making up a grandiose story that's more or less a mundane exercise in everyday activities to the privvy women.

Do other people weave together such tales from brief flings with their preferred sex? Like, "the cute girl at the photo lab who spent 8 seconds ringing me up," or "that hot boy who's been even with me at two consecutive red lights"?[/quote]These are all true stories. If I was making this stuff up, I would get the girl at the end, and we would enjoy our Little Caesars together, 2 kindred spirits becoming one, bonded together by our shared love of economically friendly pizza.
 
If you're lucky enough to read this post before having read the OP, I offer you these words of advice: leave this topic as fast as possible and never look back.
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']VG, you need to get more fast food and tell us of the resulting escapades :lol:[/quote]I plan on taking on Hardee's Monster Burger tommorrow. Will I live to tell about it? Maybe, you'll have to come back here to find out! I doubt there will be any story to go along with it, since I'll just be going through the drive-up, and my chances of finding love are slim, in that regards. Although, the last woman who I feel in love with after seeing her through a small window.....well, let's just say, "her" torso looked like a woman's. The less I say about that particular incident, the better.
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']If you're lucky enough to read this post before having read the OP, I offer you these words of advice: leave this topic as fast as possible and never look back.[/QUOTE]

Damn. I'll start to read threads from the bottom up from now on.

Hey, OP, if it's not too much of a hassle, could you please edit Pancake Rabbit's advice to the top of your original post? It would save people a lot of time.
 
[quote name='Michaellvortega']So are you going to quit masturbating because you found true love like the other loser? :)[/quote]Who says I masturbate? Honestly, is that the impression you people get of me? Seriously, I wanna know.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']An hour's round trip for shitty pizza does not a bargain make.[/quote]Sure it was, since I didn't foot the bill for gas money.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']Sure it was, since I didn't foot the bill for gas money.[/QUOTE] It still cost you an hour. Is your time that worthless? :lol:
 
[quote name='guinaevere']Did you at least make eye contact or smile or nod at the nice lady as you sat next to her?

Whatever the case, you have to look at the situation as people do a bus or train/subway. Generally most people pretend that the bodies taking up the other seats are just objects; they require no interation before, during or after sitting next to you.

So I suppose you don't want to hear about the hot looking asian guy who kept smiling at me as we passed each other down the aisles at Hmart the other day? The sad thing is, he was about 12 inches shorter than I am, and as good looking as he was, I'm not attracted to shorter men.

Or the kid who rang me up at MicroCenter who said first, "you seem cool" and as I smiled, sort of doot-do-do sang to myself as I swiped my card to pay said, "yeah, you are cool." That's another great if odd story. But I'll spare you as you seem opposed to that sort of tale.[/QUOTE]

Wait your tall?! This changes everything!
 
[quote name='r1s3n']Wait your tall?! This changes everything![/quote]Back off Hoss, this phillie is mine. I'm 6'5 ;) Tall dark and handsome, except, I'm not really dark, and "handsome" is debateble.
 
Isn't the pizza cold when you get back?

And where the fuck do you live where Arby's and Little Caesar's are both hour round trips?
 
[quote name='Roufuss']Isn't the pizza cold when you get back?

And where the fuck do you live where Arby's and Little Caesar's are both hour round trips?[/quote]I live about 25 miles out of the nearest Arby's and LC. It's a bitch, but the rent is awesome, so I deal with it.
 
A guy who walks into a room, notices an attractive woman, and immediately talks with her (or immediately talks with someone else and engages her in the conversation at the appropriate time) is the only guy who has a chance.

The very moment that you try to play it "cool", I think that eliminates your opportunity to hit on a hot girl in any setting. For whatever reason, your initial timidness (you might call it "respectfullness") puts you in the "stranger" column. And any attempts at friendliness thereafter are seen as creepy rather than bold or assertive.

As one who has hesitated many, many times - these are my thoughts.
 
VG I love your stories... I read them waiting for the happy ending ( Which Pizza is still happy but more so getting the lady) But it turns out that not a thing happens. Its sort of like getting a glimpse of a slight strand of hope that gets bitch slapped down... Thank you for sharing it
 
[quote name='Z-Saber']If you're life consists entirely of "I went to a restaurant and got rejected, but food > women," I'd hate to be you.[/QUOTE]

And here's another one... sigh. No, I'm not a chick, but I hate those things too.
 
You lost all credibility when you went for pizza at Little Caesar's. Why didn't you just stay home, put some ketchup on a piece of cardboard and eat that? You would've gotten the same result.
 
[quote name='eldad9']And here's another one... sigh. No, I'm not a chick, but I hate those things too.[/quote]At first, I didn't catch what you were saying. Then I got it. Yeah, I do that occasionally, especially in forums and IM. I tend to type quickly and post what I write before I read back over it. I'm much better when it comes to formal writing than I am writing a post.
 
This thread is awesome and sad at the same time. I like these VG posts, though--everybody loves a good "love" story, even if said story ends with chronic diarrhea.
 
Send in the troll!

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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']An hour's round trip for shitty pizza does not a bargain make.[/QUOTE]

I re-read the OP. 30 minute drive to Little Caesar's? You could have gotten a better pizza for the amount you spent in gas. But, I guess, since you didn't spend a dime, who cares, right?
 
Your stories always start off with a glimmer of great possibilities but go nowhere. And what is the deal with constantly trying to pick up chicks at fast food places?
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Do other people weave together such tales from brief flings with their preferred sex? Like, "the cute girl at the photo lab who spent 8 seconds ringing me up," or "that hot boy who's been even with me at two consecutive red lights"?[/quote]

Anyone who has seen an episode of "Friends" knows the answer to that.
 
Nice, VG. Can't wait for your next adventure, where you go to the A&W and masturbate in the drive-thru while waiting for your cheese curds. :roll:

So I suppose you don't want to hear about the hot looking asian guy who kept smiling at me as we passed each other down the aisles at Hmart the other day? The sad thing is, he was about 12 inches shorter than I am, and as good looking as he was, I'm not attracted to shorter men.

Or the kid who rang me up at MicroCenter who said first, "you seem cool" and as I smiled, sort of doot-do-do sang to myself as I swiped my card to pay said, "yeah, you are cool." That's another great if odd story. But I'll spare you as you seem opposed to that sort of tale.
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I can't believe you withheld these crucial bits of information from me. *pout*
 
Face it, we all know you were playing Madden all day while eating shitty pizza. You put that in the byline and we're all saved a lot of time.
 
I used to carry the sign for this $5 pizza deal, and lemme tell you, that was a shite job if ever there was one.
 
Why all the hating on Little Caesars? I have one about two blocks from my house (the very first one, FWIW), and I go there about every two weeks. I know it's not the best, but for the price, proximity (and with a 99 cent coupon for Crazy Bread with extra butter and extra cheese), it's definitely worth it! (The trick is to get everything "slightly" underdone. LC tends to taste better that way.)

But, back on topic - VG, why don't you ever really say anything to them? Many women don't approach first nor will they wait for a guy to work up the courage. (Although Mrs. PlumeNoir approached me first, but that is a whole different story.) Some of the ones that did approach first have been, to say the least, nutbars.

At the very least, say "Hi, whaddya getting? Oh, I never had that, is it any good?" or something.

Oh well. Least you got chicken pizza. Sometimes, you gotta go with the pizza...
 
Little Caesar's is the best ridiculously cheap pizza. The only one around me is in a Kmart, and I'd occasionally eat there for lunch when I worked nearby. I never did get a $5 large though since that's a bit much for one person.
 
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