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[quote name='tiredfornow']Just answered the door with my weiner hanging out of the hole in my boxers. That lady promoting her church must've been surprised/turned on. \\:D/[/QUOTE]
I didn't want to mention this, but last week, I walked to my car, from my apartment, with my fucking fly down... by accident, of course. I noticed that it was down when I got in the car, and also saw that my dick was out of the boxer hole, as well.

I walked by people on the way to my car, too. #-o
 
WTF don't you men look in the mirror before you leave the house? I mean, seriously, I'm not talking about vanity here, I'm talking about a quick peek to make sure you didn't dribble toothpaste on your shirt, your fly is up and you don't have a chocolate milk mustache leftover from breakfast. That's common decency. No one wants to see your junk.
 
I just wanna know how you guys don't feel a breeze? Seriously, if I'm hanging out of my boxers, even with pants on, alarms are going off in my head: "Penile Situation Detected!"
 
[quote name='Chika']WTF don't you men look in the mirror before you leave the house? I mean, seriously, I'm not talking about vanity here, I'm talking about a quick peek to make sure you didn't dribble toothpaste on your shirt, your fly is up and you don't have a chocolate milk mustache leftover from breakfast. That's common decency. No one wants to see your junk.[/QUOTE]
I don't have a full body mirror.
 
[quote name='Chika']WTF don't you men look in the mirror before you leave the house? I mean, seriously, I'm not talking about vanity here, I'm talking about a quick peek to make sure you didn't dribble toothpaste on your shirt, your fly is up and you don't have a chocolate milk mustache leftover from breakfast. That's common decency. No one wants to see your junk.[/QUOTE]I do, but the doorbell had been ringing, and I was still asleep. Besides, the last time this happened it lead to a really sexy fun time.
 
[quote name='Chika']WTF don't you men look in the mirror before you leave the house? I mean, seriously, I'm not talking about vanity here, I'm talking about a quick peek to make sure you didn't dribble toothpaste on your shirt, your fly is up and you don't have a chocolate milk mustache leftover from breakfast. That's common decency. No one wants to see your junk.[/QUOTE]

That's a goddamn lie!
 
In college I had chocolate milk for breakfast almost every day in the cafeteria.

Then Id throw the half gallon in my bag and take it with me.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']In college I had chocolate milk for breakfast almost every day in the cafeteria.

Then Id throw the half gallon in my bag and take it with me.[/QUOTE]

I would imagine that a guy who plays the PS3 exclusively would drink chocolate milk everyday.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']I just wanna know how you guys don't feel a breeze? Seriously, if I'm hanging out of my boxers, even with pants on, alarms are going off in my head: "Penile Situation Detected!"[/QUOTE]
Ah Plume, i thought you were dead.
 
[quote name='munch']I would imagine that a guy who plays the PS3 exclusively would drink chocolate milk everyday.[/QUOTE]:lol:
 
[quote name='munch']Who over the age of 11 has chocolate milk for breakfast?[/QUOTE]

Who DOESN'T drink chocolate milk with breakfast? I'm lactose intolerant so I drink chocolate soy milk or chocolate almond milk.
 
[quote name='Chika']Who DOESN'T drink chocolate milk with breakfast? I'm lactose intolerant so I drink chocolate soy milk or chocolate almond milk.[/QUOTE]

I don't know, not a kid?
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']I like strawberry milk but it makes people assume that I have a vagina.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I only drink that shit in private.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Ughh .. milk is the worst. They just need to make a banana flavored milk for the ultimate in evil.[/QUOTE]
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I can watch Gordon Ramsey and BBC America all day.

Also, I love that the name of one of the thoroughbreds here at this farm is "Newspaper Taxi" after the great Beatle lyric "...Newspaper taxis appear on the shore, waiting to take you away..."
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Thanks but I don't think I can rent .. I don't have a Zune HD.[/QUOTE]


I'm pretty sure you can rent it from your X360 through the Zune marketplace.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Ughh .. milk is the worst. They just need to make a banana flavored milk for the ultimate in evil.[/QUOTE]

Your'e a monster!...

A Calcium deprived monster!
 
[quote name='seanr1221']I once drank watermelon juice.

It was terrible.[/QUOTE]

I just thought of a really racist joke to answer that with. But I don't want to offend my brothers from another mother.
 
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