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No more Raw for me. That fucking sucked...its going to be great to see two crappy shows going against each other. Are you guys prepared for Jewel and some bull rider next week as guest host. Thats going to be a doozy!
 
[quote name='integralsmatic']No more Raw for me. That fucking sucked...its going to be great to see two crappy shows going against each other. Are you guys prepared for Jewel and some bull rider next week as guest host. Thats going to be a doozy![/QUOTE]
It can't be worse than tonight.
 
Not a great show match-wise aside from HHH-Cena delivering a good-ish match, but this was a huge 'Mania-building show with Vince-Bret and Cena-Batista set up further. It also built the chamber up kinda well, although the non-finish in Orton-Sheamus didn't do much for me. I liked the Cena-HHH one since it made Sheamus seem like a killer and built up HHH-Sheamus for 'Mania.

The Springer stuff was embarrassing, but at least only took up one segment. The Inoki video package was awesome and did a wonderful job of educating people as to why Inoki is deserving of the spot in the Hall of Fame.

Screens -







HIYA!


Quotes -
Cole - OUR GUEST HOST WILL ALLOW BRET HART TO ADDRESS THE WWE UNIVERSE TONIGHT!
Lawler - DIDJA HEAR THAT? JOHN CENA VERSUS HHH IS OUR MAIN EVENT TONIGHT!
Lawler - Orton is showing a lot of, I think, confidence by turning his back on Sheamus.
Cole - Last week, Sheamus said AND I QUOTE - I plan to walk out of WrestleMania the WWE Champion!
Lawler - Tonight, we’ll find out Bret Hart’s thoughts on being screwed by Mr. Megan last week on Raw!
Bret - Well, it’s no real shock that Vince isn’t here tonight! Ya know, if he’d phone in, I’d have been waiting for him at the airport. I’d have been waiting for him at the hotel! I’d have been waiting for him at the building! So I came here tonight to finish things once and for all with Vince McMahon. (Bret chant breaks out) I came back to the WWE with good intentions - to make peace with Vince, but it wasn’t to be. Ya know, when I think of things, I try to put things into perspective, Vince lied to me, he kicked me in the gut, spit in my face, lied to me some more, had his goon Batista try to rough me up! But ya know, all I can hear is Vince saying those words - THAT I DESERVE TO BE SCREWED! I think Vince deserves to have the holy hell beat out of him, whadya think about that!? I kinda had my heart set on things, but ya know, Vince is the world’s greatest liar. Vince is at the bottom of the barrel when it comes to liars, and in fact, you gotta look underneath it. You’ll find guys like Vince UNDER the barrel. I had my heart set on giving Vince what he deserved at Wrestle Mania - it would have been sweet to have one last victory at WrestleMania, but it’s not to be. There’s no match with Vince - he lied about that. Victory will last a lifetime, but excellence will last forever! So I want to take this moment to thank all the superstars back there for welcoming me here! And I wanna thank the WWE Universe for being so kind to have me back! I especially want to take this moment to thank John Cena, thank you my friend, because in essence, for the last few weeks, I got to live a last few special moments, and I wanna thank all the fans who have supported me - thank you from the bottom of my heart. I think I’m gonna take this opportunity to say goodbye. Thank you very much.
Cole - Bret says GOODBYE TO THE WWE UNIVERSE!
Primo - You leaving?
Bret - Yeah. Say hi to your dad.
(after Bret gets hit by a car)Cole - WE’RE FOLLOWING A HORRIBLE STORY ON RAW!
King - Tomorrow is the last ECW…program ever!
Cole - MVP AND MARK HENRY HAVE BEATEN THE UNIFIED WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
King - UNBELIEVABLE! Well, not that unbelievable!
Cole - I’m getting excited - YOU GETTING EXCITED?!
King - Huh?
Cole - JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Springer - Thank you, how nice you are! Thank you! And welcome to a special edition of our show, and tonight’s show is called the WWE’s most intimate relationships revealed! OUR FIRST GUEST IS SO BEAUTIFUL HER PARENTS NAMED HER TWICE - KELLY KELLY!
King - ARE WE GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT AN INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP OF KELLY KELLY?!
Cole - Well, IT IS THE NAME OF THE PROGRAM!
Springer - We’re on a family show….
Kelly - I’M PREGNANT!
Springer - WHAT!? Who’s the baby daddy?! I DON’T KNOW HER! WHO’S THE DADDY!?
Kelly - I don’t know. I’ve been in a lot of relationships.
Springer - You’ve gotta know… And who might that be…(Santino comes out)
Santino - Hello Maury Povich.
Springer - It’s Jerry.
Santino - Sure, Maury. It’s true - I AM PAPA! We had some drinks and I AM PAPA!
Springer - Well, that’s not true, is it?
Kelly - Well, when he was sleeping, I needed someone to finish the job - someone with more experience stamina.
Cole - KELLY! EXCUSE ME, SANTINO! Kelly, that was our secret, you loose-lipped hussy!
King - COLE, YOU IDIOT, SHE’S TALKINGA BOUT ME! IT’S GOOD TO BE THE KING!
Springer - Isn’t she too old for you? You usually pick up your dates during recess!
King - She’s borderline!
Santino - And if he’s the daddy, he’ll grow up to be a screwup!
Bella - WE HAVE OUR OWN SECRET!
Bella - BRIE IS A MAN!
Springer - Brie may be a man, but we need to know who was going in the room with Kelly!? (Masters comes out)
Kelly - I couldn’t resist myself! LOOK AT THOSE PECS!
Springer - WEAR A BRA!
Santino - I WANT TO KNOW WHO IS THE FATHER IS!?
Springer - I HAVE THE RESULTS OF THE PATERNITY TEST!
Santino - How is that possible? This happened 3 days ago?
Springer - I’m Jerry Springer! EAT YOUR HEART OUT, MAURY! This can’t be right! Wait - how do you pronounce this?
Santino - HORNSWOGGLE!
Springer - THIS IS CRAZY! YOU GOT LEPRECAUNS, GIANTS, TRANSEXUALS, AND PEOPLE WITH BIG PECS! I’M OUTTA HERE!
King - Jerry, we put on this little show for you. But there is one secret relationship we’re gonna reveal here - YOURS! YOU LIKE YOUR WOMEN YOUNG - MAE YOUNG!
Cena - I don’t know Bret’s condition, but I wanna wish him well - I know we’re all pulling for him. NOW ONTO MR. BATISTA - I WAS BRUTALLY ATTACKED BY HIM AND TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE, I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING TO PROVOKE IT! He said he was coming to Raw to respond to my threats - I’ll stand here and be one hell of a welcoming committee! COME ON, GET OUT HERE! Great, first you shop at Baby Polo, then you show up on the Titantron. I know how to get you out here - I’ll turn my back!
Batista - I’m doing you a huge favor by not being there tonight. You don’t want nothing to do with me - you don’t want me in the same ring with you. But I’ll tell ya what, if we ever are in the same ring again, you’re gonna wish it was a bad dream!
Cena - Those words…those are the words of a tough guy! But I saw your hands shake - you’re acting tough cuz you know you don’t want none of this. Look at ya - still smiling’ I’m no dentist, but I’ll take care of that smile for ya!
Batista - It’s comical - this is funny to me. You keep running your big mouth when I’m not there - just keep on yapping! YAP YAP YAP! I’ll be at Raw next week - not on the tron. Let’s see how much you run your mouth then! If you still want those answers, I’ll give them to you. All I can say until then is good luck on Sunday - I’m pulling for ya, buddy.
Cena - I AIN’T AFRAID TO GET IN THE CHAMBER, BUT I’LL SEE YOU ON RAW! YOU WANT SOME, YOU COME GET SOME!
 
I missed watching Raw at its broadcast time. However, apparently I didn't miss a thing.

A friend, warning about Raw: "I hope you didn't watch Raw. Do not torture yourself!"

I read the results. Tonight's show read bad. That's an impressive achievement. :applause:
 
[quote name='Chase']I missed watching Raw at its broadcast time. However, apparently I didn't miss a thing.

A friend, warning about Raw: "I hope you didn't watch Raw. Do not torture yourself!"

I read the results. Tonight's show read bad. That's an impressive achievement. :applause:[/QUOTE]
to say it was bad would be doing raw a disservice....
 
Well, at least I record RAW so I can forward through most of it. I love when the best thing on RAW is Santino. Jewel is hosting with her husband next week so we will see what happens.
 
[quote name='cdeener']I love when the best thing on RAW is Santino. [/QUOTE]

That's about 95% of all RAW shows these days isn't it?
 
Santino has better mic skills then most folks so that's a plus for him and he actually can put over almost anybody on the roster which most folks can't do either.
 
Alleged roster for NXT:

Justin Angel
Daniel Bryan
Kaval
Skip Sheffield
Joe Hennig
Brett Dibiase
Darren Young
Heath Slater
Michael Tarver
 
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/halloffame/inductees/antonioinoki/bio/

LOL: McMahon takes credit for creating MMA!

Inoki’s most famous bout, however, took place on June 26, 1976 in Tokyo when he took on fighting legend Muhammad Ali in a rare wrestler vs. boxer match. By most accounts, the contest was uneventful — Inoki spent much of the bout on the ground kicking at Ali’s legs — but it paved the way for the advent of Mixed Martial Arts, which would explode in popularity decades later.
Click to expand...

How shamefully full of yourself.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']"Last one to say 'it' gets Jimmy Wang Yang!"[/QUOTE]

hahaha I wonder why he has a job sometimes. I think WWE just likes to keep the asians around for the hell of it.

Funaki is still Smackdown's #1 announcer. If only they'd bring him to RAW to replace Cole.

Ninja Edit: .. or better yet, a Funaki/Santino tag team.
 
just watched Wrong Side of Town, not too bad of a movie. luckily Batista is barely in it. RVD is the main star and he does a pretty good job.
 
raw was shit last night. sorry but the whole brets leg got destroyed was telegraphed, the 20 minute jerry springer show sucked balls and the cena-hhh match was obviously going to end in a no contest. thank god for tna coming to mondays so maybe vince and creative will get off their asses soon.
 
Am I the only one that is getting the vibe that Cena is turning Heel at WrestleMania? Just him going out of his way to "bring back" Bret Hart. Seems like a setup to me.
 
[quote name='wildcpac']Am I the only one that is getting the vibe that Cena is turning Heel at WrestleMania? Just him going out of his way to "bring back" Bret Hart. Seems like a setup to me.[/QUOTE]

You're thinking too bright. Turn that bulb down a few notches, 'cause WWE Creative isn't that good.
 
'Jesse' is Terry Gordy, Jr.? Seriously? I had --no-- idea. Wow, talk about not living up to the boots laid before them.
 
[quote name='Chase']'Jesse' is Terry Gordy, Jr.? Seriously? I had --no-- idea. Wow, talk about not living up to the boots laid before them.[/QUOTE]

Honestly he's like a foot shorter than his dad, I don't really know how much more he could do.

But yeah, my hopes for Vader's kid might be misplaced but I'm at least more interested in him than Lacey Von Erich. Well I'm interested in Lacey but not in a wrestling sense. Well it is sort of like wrestling.

>_>
 
[quote name='Halo05']Honestly he's like a foot shorter than his dad, I don't really know how much more he could do.

But yeah, my hopes for Vader's kid might be misplaced but I'm at least more interested in him than Lacey Von Erich. Well I'm interested in Lacey but not in a wrestling sense. Well it is sort of like wrestling.

>_>[/QUOTE]

Forcible sodomy is NOT Wrestling. I don't know how many times I had to tell my scout master that....
 
[quote name='OnyxPrimal']Forcible sodomy is NOT Wrestling. I don't know how many times I had to tell my scout master that....[/QUOTE]
I almost ruined my keyboard by spitting out my drink. Nice one.
 
What was the Santino Grandmaster Sexay line? I must've missed it.

[quote name='strongpimphand']Wait....someone explain the logic of this crap to me

1) A woman is parked behind...a limo
2) The woman doesn't notice two people and probably 3 cameras behind her
3) The woman stays in reverse until Cena leaves
4) The woman then proceeds to back up into the limo
5) The woman then stay in park while asking if he's alright, while common sense would suggest...
5a)The woman did not think about moving forward after hitting the limo
5b) ....I don't even feel like even thinking about this shitty plot line anymore!


Come on! That's like if you were walking out burger king and I proceed to walk through you pushing you back into the building and when I enter I go "Hey, are you ok???"


I'm tired of WWE. I loved watching it live last week...but I'm glad I didn't have to watch the screen to see that shit[/QUOTE]

Meh, I almost got hit in real life in a similar scenario. Some people just don't freakin' look. Doesn't make the Bret Hart storyline any less stupid, though.
 
[quote name='OnyxPrimal']Forcible sodomy is NOT Wrestling. I don't know how many times I had to tell my scout master that....[/QUOTE]


a shitty day at work was made soooooooooooooo much better
 
[quote name='JJSP']Look on the bright side, boys. Jewel's got a fantastic set of cans.[/QUOTE]

I can look at cans on the internet whenever I want. Give me some wrestling, dammit!
 
[quote name='OnyxPrimal']Forcible sodomy is NOT Wrestling. I don't know how many times I had to tell my scout master that....[/QUOTE]

Me: *laughing*
Girlfriend: "What's so funny?"
Me: "I'm in CAG's pro wrestling thread--"
Girlfriend: "Nevermind. I don't care."
 
Mickie looks good in that photo--but, man, does she sound terrible.

"...I gotta have some corn bread on my plate."

Her music sounds like it was composed and written by WWE.
 
Below are the partnerships between WWE Superstars and NXT stars on the new show that debuts next week. A few of these names differ from the list that was released earlier of developmental talents on the show.

* The Miz & Daniel Bryan (Bryan Danielson)
* MVP & Skip Sheffield
* Chris Jericho & Wade Barrett
* Matt Hardy & Justin Gabriel (presumably Justin Angel)
* Carlito & Michael Tarver
* Christian & Heath Slater
* CM Punk & Darren Young
* R-Truth & David Otunga
 
No Low Ki?

Also, note to WWE: Don't act like a match between Christian and Ezekial Jackson is a big deal. No one gives a flying fuck who ends up with a belt that is going to be right up there with the European and Cruiserweight titles by next week.
 
well, we all knew it couldnt be that long

It was announced at tonight's TNA iMPACT tapings that Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair would make their in-ring debuts for TNA on the March 8th live iMPACT on Monday night.

Hogan will be teaming with Abyss to take on the team of Flair and TNA World Heavyweight Champion AJ Styles.
 
[quote name='HydroX']Below are the partnerships between WWE Superstars and NXT stars on the new show that debuts next week. A few of these names differ from the list that was released earlier of developmental talents on the show.

* The Miz & Daniel Bryan (Bryan Danielson)
* MVP & Skip Sheffield
* Chris Jericho & Wade Barrett
* Matt Hardy & Justin Gabriel (presumably Justin Angel)
* Carlito & Michael Tarver
* Christian & Heath Slater
* CM Punk & Darren Young
* R-Truth & David Otunga[/QUOTE]


Yeah, where's Low Ki?

I wish they would have paired off Danielson with Jericho or Punk. Who is Darren Young and Wade Barrett? :whistle2:k

*looks*

OK, I still don't know who either person is--but they are both a lot taller than Danielson (Barrett, 6'6"; Young, 6'2"). Fun.
 
I'm gonna miss Goldust now that ECW is ending. He is still a good secondary talent, and he'll likely disappear whether he goes to Raw or SD. The same goes for Yoshi Tatsu.
 
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