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[quote name='Hex']If you have a Curio and Relic license, though, you can have >50 firearms shipped to your door. :3[/quote]
Just have to say
WOW
the knowledge is amazing!
Hex you must stay so I can ask you when I buy my first [non hunting] gun.
 
[quote name='CommanderKeen93']Says the man with 6 'hotdogs' in his mouth....[/quote]

How can one say anything when they're mouth is stuffed with hot dogs?

Also, drooling isn't really saying anything.
 
[quote name='prmononoke']How can one say anything when they're mouth is stuffed with hot dogs?

Also, drooling isn't really saying anything.[/quote]
Touche I must go find dogs...and some hot dogs too.
BA-ZING!
 
[quote name='CommanderKeen93']Touche I must go find dogs...and some hot dogs too.
BA-ZING![/quote]

I'm going to take my mind out of the gutter here and assume that by dogs, you mean ugly girls, and that you're going to be sticking those hot dogs into places where they will get even browner.
 
[quote name='Strell']Fairly fun weekend. Pictionary in full tow.[/QUOTE]

coincidentally im playing pictionary online right now.
 
[quote name='prmononoke']I'm going to take my mind out of the gutter here and assume that by dogs, you mean ugly girls, and that you're going to be sticking those hot dogs into places where they will get even browner.[/quote]
That is better than bestiality how?:cool:
 
[quote name='CommanderKeen93']Just have to say
WOW
the knowledge is amazing!
Hex you must stay so I can ask you when I buy my first [non hunting] gun.[/quote]

Sounds good. What do you use to murder at the moment?
 
[quote name='CommanderKeen93']That is better than bestiality how?:cool:[/quote]

I would assume this is the point where Hex jumps into the conversation.
 
[quote name='prmononoke']I would assume this is the point where Hex jumps into the conversation.[/QUOTE]
If that wasn't perect timing, I don't know what is.

I'm so happy to have my house back in two days.
 
[quote name='Strell']Real men use their penis.[/QUOTE]
Let's hope that your victim doesn't try to disarm you. :shock:

[quote name='prmononoke']I would assume this is the point where Hex jumps into the conversation.[/QUOTE]
And lo, the union between bestiality and "stick it in her pooper" was found once more.
 
Hex-

None are mine, but a couple Remington shotguns, two .30 cal rifles and a couple .22s. I havent used them in close to 2 months so more detail will need a while. I want to purchase a good .357 as MY first owned.
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Let's hope that your victim doesn't try to disarm you. :shock:


And lo, the union between bestiality and "stick it in her pooper" was found once more.[/QUOTE]
says the walrus.

Anything good on tv? I'm not really tired, but bored out of my mind.
 
[quote name='CommanderKeen93']Hex-

None are mine, but a couple Remington shotguns, two .30 cal rifles and a couple .22s. I havent used them in close to 2 months so more detail will need a while. I want to purchase a good .357 as MY first owned.[/quote]

A .357 rifle, or pistol? (I assume you mean .357 Mag rather than SIG) I hear the .357 magnum lever rifles are hot fire. I shot a .30-30 once, but never saw the allure of the lever. Must be a cowboy thing.

And I will not touch the bestiality subject, except to say this: They call it bestiality for a reason. ;)
 
[quote name='Hex']A .357 rifle, or pistol? (I assume you mean .357 Mag rather than SIG) I hear the .357 magnum lever rifles are hot fire. I shot a .30-30 once, but never saw the allure of the lever. Must be a cowboy thing.

And I will not touch the bestiality subject, except to say this: They call it bestiality for a reason. ;)[/quote]
Yeah, my first .30-30 can only be expressed by an emoticon :lol:
 
[quote name='CommanderKeen93']Eviltude-
Porn?
It's on Tv now! Who knew?[/QUOTE]
I don't have movie channels. Plus I don't really have the energy/motivation for that at the moment.

Mami Ink is on now, which is proabably the best thing on. Kat is pretty good looking.
 
Talking about things, has anyone ever been watching something on YouTube and then realized it was a furry video about halfway through? God that shit is weird.

Oh, and just for good measure: :puke:
 
[quote name='prmononoke']Talking about things, has anyone ever been watching something on YouTube and then realized it was a furry video about halfway through? God that shit is weird.

Oh, and just for good measure: :puke:[/QUOTE]

Reminds me of this:

WalkenMovie.jpg
 
[quote name='CommanderKeen93']Yeah, my first .30-30 can only be expressed by an emoticon :lol:[/quote]

.30-06 and .308 for the win.

Garand + HK 91 = :drool:

And mononoke: fuck you. At least we don't have contests to see how many dicks we can shove in our mouth.

Well. not as often anyway. :I
 
[quote name='Eviltude']I don't have movie channels. Plus I don't really have the energy/motivation for that at the moment.

Mami Ink is on now, which is proabably the best thing on. Kat is pretty good looking.[/quote]

She is damn hot
I was accused of doing 'personal things' one morning and my response was "I wish I had that kind of energy this early!"
It was really funny...to me...not anyone else at the time.
 
[quote name='Strell']Reminds me of this:

WalkenMovie.jpg
[/QUOTE]
Christopher Walken makes everything better...which raises the question: if the furry porn and Christopher Walken appeared at the same time in a video, would they cancel each other out?
 
[quote name='prmononoke']Talking about things, has anyone ever been watching something on YouTube and then realized it was a furry video about halfway through? God that shit is weird.

Oh, and just for good measure: :puke:[/QUOTE]
Nope. Just you.

Maybe Hex, but he knew it was furry all along.

"We'll sail, WITHOUT 'EM!" Christopher Walken from Wedding Crashers.
 
And wait how the fuck do you not see something like 'FURRY CON '07' in the title and not understand what that means? Cut the crap, we all know you knew exactly what you're getting into. ;)
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Christopher Walken makes everything better...which raises the question: if the furry porn and Christopher Walken appeared at the same time in a video, would they cancel each other out?[/QUOTE]

Well, if you somehow added in Alan Rickman, the universe would collapse immediately, having instantly achieved glorious perfection.

[quote name='Eviltude']
"We'll sail, WITHOUT 'EM!" Christopher Walken from Wedding Crashers.[/QUOTE]

I don't know why, but this is making me laugh to tears.
 
[quote name='Hex'].30-06 and .308 for the win.

Garand + HK 91 = :drool:


:I[/quote]
I was able to fire a WW2 issued M1 Garand a while ago that was :drool::drool::drool:
 
[quote name='Hex'].30-06 and .308 for the win.

Garand + HK 91 = :drool:

And mononoke: fuck you. At least we don't have contests to see how many dicks we can shove in our mouth.

Well. not as often anyway. :I[/quote]
Hex, I am not bashing your lifestyle in any way. I'm just merely expressing my absolute, complete disgust at this indescribable atrocity to all that is sacred. ;)

And hey, we only hold the North American Mouth Full O' Dicks Contest once a year.
 
Hello my interweb bitches....how are the people?

Hex......god I love you and your horse like image.........I missed you the most when I was banned.
 
[quote name='prmononoke']Hex, I am not bashing you're lifestyle in any way. I'm just merely expressing my absolute, complete disgust at this indescribable atrocity to all that is sacred. ;)

And hey, we only hold the North American Mouth Full O' Dicks Contest once a year.[/quote]

:roll: Yeah, fuck us for having a hobby.
 
[quote name='Hex']:roll: Yeah, fuck us for having a hobby.[/quote]
You didn't notice the ;)?

Whatever, I'd rather not get into a baseless argument with you (as you're one of the better members of this site).

Really though, I look at your furryness (sp) the same way I look at fat fetishes and your other preference: Not my cup of tea, but whatever. Your life, your choice, not my business place to judge.
 
[quote name='prmononoke']You didn't notice the ;)?

Whatever, I'd rather not get into a baseless argument with you (as you're one of the better members of this site).

Really though, I look at your furryness (sp) the same way I look at fat fetishes and your other preference: Not my cup of tea, but whatever. Your life, your choice, not my business.[/quote]
Again, shit from the man with 'erection' in his playlist....
 
[quote name='prmononoke']You didn't notice the ;)?

Whatever, I'd rather not get into a baseless argument with you (as you're one of the better members of this site).

Really though, I look at your furryness (sp) the same way I look at fat fetishes and your other preference: Not my cup of tea, but whatever. Your life, your choice, not my business place to judge.[/quote]

;) Means a looot of different things on CAG. And you'll forgive me if I'm used to being berated.

;)
 
[quote name='Hex'];) Means a looot of different things on CAG. And you'll forgive me if I'm used to being berated.

;)[/QUOTE]
Assuming I'm interpreting the ;) correctly...

:puke:

:robot:
 
[quote name='Hex'];) Means a looot of different things on CAG. And you'll forgive me if I'm used to being berated.

;)[/quote]

True, true. And yes, I forgive you. Like that really means anything on the interweb though. Of course, you've got guns and you know what city I live in, so I'm gonna forgive you like ten million times.

I'm not sure what your use of the ;) meant, but I'll assume it's dirty.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Speaking of Christopher Walken, the Balls of Fury trailer received a bit of applause before Hot Fuzz last week. :lol:[/QUOTE]Yug. I'm glad Taco Bell took 20 minutes to get my car through the drive-through on my way there, then.
 
The customer review from "BLAH" on this page is particularly amusing.

Jmcc, due to Sleepkyng's insistence (I was to tell him when he returned from his requested 2 week ban), I began reaching Achewood from the start.

The feeling I get from it is that the author laughs at everything he does waaaaaaay more than his audience, but it does have some hilarious lines in it.
 
[quote name='Strell']
Jmcc, due to Sleepkyng's insistence (I was to tell him when he returned from his requested 2 week ban), I began reaching Achewood from the start.

The feeling I get from it is that the author laughs at everything he does waaaaaaay more than his audience, but it does have some hilarious lines in it.[/QUOTE]
Some of the Achewood stuff goes over my head, but the funny shit is usually really money.
 
[quote name='Strell']The customer review from "BLAH" on this page is particularly amusing.[/QUOTE]I hate reviews that don't match with scores given. That guy rated the set above average, but look at how long the cons section is.
 
Would a pre-sex waiver absolving you from paying child support in the event of birth control mishap hold up in court, do you think?
 
Ok, I don't understand why Alltell advertises in MN so much given that they don't have any locations or authorized dealers in the entire state, according to their website. Sure you can get service and a phone from their website but who the fuck wants to wait for a cell phone?
 
[quote name='jmcc']Would a pre-sex waiver absolving you from paying child support in the event of birth control mishap hold up in court, do you think?[/QUOTE] Anything can hold up if your lawyer is good enough, I think. :lol:
 
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