Lois Lane Smallville Topic (Season 8 DVD/Blu 8/25, Season 9 Premiere Friday 9/25)

Lana is still a "c" IMO lol. She breaks it off, then when its time to shit or get off the pot with Lex, she tries running back to Clark. fuck that. Dirty twat dug her grave, now she can lay in it and rot for all I care.

Clark needs to hide outside her room or something and when she's nekkid, needs to use his heat vision to melt her twat together.
 
[quote name='karsh']I loved the scene involving what I can only label
Clark Arrow.
So great.[/QUOTE]

I liked the ribbing Chloe gave Clark when Lois was talking about what happened with him lol..
 
[quote name='Will']I liked the ribbing Chloe gave Clark when Lois was talking about what happened with him lol..[/quote]

That whole sequence of events from Lois talking to Clark about how she thought Ollie was Green Arrow without saying it was Ollie at first to the scene in the alley to the scene with Chloe, Clark and Lois was pure brilliance.
 
[quote name='Cormier6083']
Snape kills Dumbledore
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[quote name='Will']
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I'd like to thank the academy and all t3h h4ax0rs. Thank you! Thank you! Also my parents and God for whom I would nOTT be here without. Thanks!
 
That was a pretty damn good episode. I completely understand now why they were saying that although Justice and next week's episode were getting the fan hype, Labyrinth was the amazing episode.
I can only hope J'onn keeps showing up now that Ollie and the Justice League are off in Europe till later this season.
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']ok, so what happened before the credits? I was busy getting laid.[/quote]

Clark and Shelby are fixing a tractor in the barn, and Shelby starts barking up a storm. Clark investigates by going up to the loft portion, whereupon he gets knocked down off the balcony by an invisible something. He wakes up in the middle of a group meeting inside the mental hospital, where the doctor asks him to continue his story about Shelby and the barn. The other patients taunt him, and Clark, confused, tries to push away some guards as they come to seize him. Depowered, he is dragged away...Somebody saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave meeeeeeeeeee...

Great episode though.
Loved the Chloe/Clark moment at the end.
 
I quit watching during 4th season, Lana and Lex getting married? WTF, I mean I knew it happened in comic continuity but I figured it would be something they'd just ignore.
Edit- umm aparently a lot has changed in the last few seasons...
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Is Clark all black kryptonite evil again?[/QUOTE]

Lois put on some lipstick at the beginning of the episode that is laced in red kryptonite. She however didn't know that the stuff makes Clark forget his sense of right and wrong.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']So Jonathan Kent is dead? Huh? Where'd they get that continuity from? He's still alive in the comics...[/QUOTE]

To be honest there's been so many different time lines in when Jonathon Kent died that its hard to gauge which is correct. Remeber that "Superman The Movie" they had him die while Clark was still in high school. In "Smallville" however he died last season and Clark was out of high school.
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']booooooooooooooooooooooing[/QUOTE]

That comment just is a small representation of many horney Smallville fans over the hawt hawt HAWT outfit Lois is wearing tonight. Sch-WING! :bouncy:
 
Ummm... how did Lana get the screwdriver? It was sitting on the ground far enough away from her when she was running off with Lex. Did I miss something?
 
The engagement party scene absolutely made tonight's episode, started out kinda slow this ep but damn did the shit start hitting the fan by the end

Edit: No you missed nothing , she left it , even looked at it while she went out and then bam has it wrapped up later
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Ummm... how did Lana get the screwdriver? It was sitting on the ground far enough away from her when she was running off with Lex. Did I miss something?[/quote]

The screwdriver thing was a bit off for me. If i take a screwdriver and stab it against something really hard its not gonna look like that :lol:
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']The screwdriver thing was a bit off for me. If i take a screwdriver and stab it against something really hard its not gonna look like that :lol:[/quote]

Well, I guess maybe since Clark was being weakened by the kryptonite but it wasn't directly up to him, that he wasn't hard as steel but still hard enough for it not to pierce him?
 
[quote name='ryanbph']I thought this episdoe kinda sucked.[/quote]

For the most part, I agree with you and a few others about this episode. It was rather boring until the Engagement Party scene and then it picked up until the end of the episode.

I just hope next weeks episode is good, since the 2 episodes before this were both great.
 
Tonights show any good? I went to work out and forgot the day. I usually watch Smallville and catch a torrent of the Office early, so by the time Smallville is done I can watch the Office. :D
 
Bumping up the thread for the 3/15 episode "Promise."

Spoilers from KryptonSite... read only if you want to know anything that might happen....

The CW's Official Description (added 2/23/07): LEX AND LANA'S WEDDING DAY - On the day of Lex (Michael Rosenbaum) and Lana's (Kristin Kreuk) wedding, Lex receives a call from Dr. Langston (guest star Fred Henderson) who threatens to tell Lana the truth about her baby. Lana begins to have second thoughts about marrying Lex and Clark comes to his own realization that he can't let Lana marry Lex and decides to tell her about his secret. However, no one is prepared for what happens when Lionel Luthor (John Glover) steps in. Erica Durance and Annette O'Toole also star. Brian Peterson & Kelly Souders wrote the episode directed by Rick Rosenthal (#2T7716).

- PLEASE NOTE: Even though Erica Durance is listed in the description as "also starring," she is NOT in the episode.

UPDATED 2/6/07: So much for surprises. The official website of actress Sarah-Jane Redmond confirms that we should "watch out for her long awaited return as Nell Lang this season on Smallville!" Thanks to Heddy for the tip. (Contrary to what Ms. Redmond's website says, the character's name is actually Nell Potter. Though that, too, may have change when she married "Dean.")

UPDATED 2/2/07: Someone we have not seen on Smallville in a few years will be attending the Lex and Lana wedding and guest starring in the episode. Start guessing now...

UPDATED 1/19/07: This is the Lex and Lana wedding episode. Though, the episode (and #6-17 "Combat") will be airing in late March as opposed to February.

UPDATED 1/16/07: Erica Durance (Lois) does not appear in this episode.

UPDATED 1/12/07: This might be the Lex and Lana wedding episode (See Rumorville). However, TV Guide's Mike Ausiello seems to think that just because there's a wedding, that doesn't necessarily mean that anyone is getting married.

Here is the current episode listing and air dates for the rest of this season according to KryptonSite. These days could change.

6x16 - Promise - 3/15
6x17 - Combat - 3/22
6x18 - Progeny - 4/12
6x19 - Nemesis - 4/19
6x20 - Noir - 4/26
6x21 - Prototype - 5/3
6x22 - Season Finale (no title yet) - 5/10

I've added this information to the original post as well.
 
6x17 - Combat official episode description. Spoilerized for those who don't want to know any details:

Clark (Tom Welling) and Chloe (Allison Mack) discover Titan (guest star WWE Superstar Kane), a Phantom Zoner, is the star of a secret fight club whose bloody battles to the death are broadcast on the internet. Lois (Erica Durance) smells a story and decides to investigate on her own but is captured and forced to participate in the fights with Athena (guest star WWE Diva Ashley) as her first opponent. Clark reveals his powers so he can fight Titan but is stunned when he is thrown in the ring with Lois instead.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']6x17 - Combat official episode description. Spoilerized for those who don't want to know any details:

Clark (Tom Welling) and Chloe (Allison Mack) discover Titan (guest star WWE Superstar Kane), a Phantom Zoner, is the star of a secret fight club whose bloody battles to the death are broadcast on the internet. Lois (Erica Durance) smells a story and decides to investigate on her own but is captured and forced to participate in the fights with Athena (guest star WWE Diva Ashley) as her first opponent. Clark reveals his powers so he can fight Titan but is stunned when he is thrown in the ring with Lois instead.
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Oh snap!

Thanks for that.
 
on tvguides ask ausiello today, he hinted around some news about lana's baby and the dates that the show will have some major twists...i think it was the last thursday of march and then another show 2 wks later....
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Can someone tell me what I missed during the intro to this week? I missed it...[/quote]

Just a dumb song
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']Just a dumb song[/QUOTE]

And?

Oh, and fuck Clana (ana Clark + Lana). Enough. I never want to see them together. Clark do you NOT see the way Chloe is looking at you. GO FOR HER YOU FREAK.
 
For the coming attractions for next week the big fukers name was TITAN. I'm racking my brain trying to find a DC villian link but can't come up with anything. Maybe it's a a new character? I don't like going to spoiler sites anymore even though kryptonsite is pretty good. Lana looked hot tonight but damn what a little dirty tramp.
 
[quote name='cag1000']For the coming attractions for next week the big fukers name was TITAN. I'm racking my brain trying to find a DC villian link but can't come up with anything. Maybe it's a a new character? I don't like going to spoiler sites anymore even though kryptonsite is pretty good. Lana looked hot tonight but damn what a little dirty tramp.[/quote]

Its just another one of those phantoms probably
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']And?[/quote]

Lex and Lana watching an ultrasound of the baby.

Clark checking out his tux.

Chloe helping lana with her wedding dress.

and then Clark fawning over an old pic of him and Lana at a dance; then promptly throwing it out the barn door.
 
[quote name='sonderiaom']Lex and Lana watching an ultrasound of the baby.

Clark checking out his tux.

Chloe helping lana with her wedding dress.

and then Clark fawning over an old pic of him and Lana at a dance; then promptly throwing it out the barn door.[/quote]

I don't have any real life experience in this , but I'm under the impression that in order to have an ultrasound you have to have a belly. Lana doesn't have one.
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']I don't have any real life experience in this , but I'm under the impression that in order to have an ultrasound you have to have a belly. Lana doesn't have one.[/QUOTE]

Its there.... in pretend land that is.
 
If i was lana, I would've just went to Clark and told him what Lionel threatened. Then he could lay the smackdown. Of course, this is after taking a steamy shower for a while because im Lana.
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']If i was lana, I would've just went to Clark and told him what Lionel threatened. Then he could lay the smackdown. Of course, this is after taking a steamy shower for a while because im Lana.[/QUOTE]

But then that would end the show real quickly now wouldn't it? ;)
 
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