Zak - Darrill, does everything go better with liquor? What’re you drinking?
Darrill - Portable beverage!
Rampage - YOU AIN’T GONNA WIN NOTHING, TITTIES!
DarrilL - I’LL CUT TO 205 AND KICK YOUR ASS!
Rampage - AIN’T NOBODY KICKING MY ASS!
Rampage - Titties, I’ll serve your ass!
Rampage - I’ll hit you so hard you’ll hit your own self in the face!
Rashad - If I called you dickface, would you like it?
Rampage - He’s jealous that Titties has titties cuz he wants titties!
Dana - He might wanna take the Titties thing on the chin.
Kimbo - If Shrek had a little brother, it would be Zak.
Abe - He’s kinda like Piggy from Lord of the Flies.
Sims - I’ve got a pool on when he’s gonna crazy. There’s still spots if you want, but they’re filling up fast.
(to Darrill)Guy - What made you want to get a tattoo of a clown cutting off a girl’s head?
Rashad - He’s kinda quiet and kinda weird at the same time. Like serial killer weird.
Rashad - He’s got this look like he’s gonna wreck some shit. Whoops. I mean stuff.
Rampage - WE GOT A SURPRISE FOR DEM FOOS!
Rampage - Titties is my favorite character. He’s a butter face though.
Kimbo - When Zak got cut, I was like YEEAAAHHH! Thank God - I get to bang again!
(on Zak not caring about being cut)Rampage - This is like seeing a man see his son ride a bike for the first time. But I don’t want anymore kids.
Rashad - I was on the show and now I’m on the wall. Stay focused guys.
Abe - As far as Zak and Darrill go, the fight is interesting because they could each just go and kill 3 people.
(as he draws nipples on Darrill’s name)Rampage - PERFECT! He’s got two Os in his name!
Rashad - Today isn’t just your birthday - you’ll be born as a UFC fighter!
Rampage - This is like a woman on her wedding day. Except you don’t get no sex tonight.
Other Coach - But you do get titties!
Rampage - THE GUY HAS TITTIES! THAT SUMS IT UP!
Rampage - He’s got titties, he can’t be happy with himself!
Rampage - I couldn’t fight a guy with titties - you the man homie.
Rampage - ZAK LET THIS GUY WITH TITTIES HIT HIM!
Rampage - It ain’t over til the fat lady sings. And Titties ain’t sung nothing yet!