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Yeah, something about giving EA MORE money for pissing me off just doesn't seem right...lol. I'll definitely print my own cover. What I advise is for everybody to take a permanent marker and draw boobs on Giroux, and then mail it to EA asking them why they put a girl on the cover of NHL 13.
 
[quote name='jza1218']I'd rather the Jewrioux was on the cover.[/QUOTE]

Hhhhmmmm, quite tempting to make a cover of my self! I think we all prefer the Jewrioux. Anybody up for some games tonight say around 11 ish?
 
[quote name='Vulcan2422']Hhhhmmmm, quite tempting to make a cover of my self! I think we all prefer the Jewrioux. Anybody up for some games tonight say around 11 ish?[/QUOTE]

Sad clown face. I'm working.
 
Yeah, I can't tonight either. I should be able to tomorrow night though.

Here's basically some proof of the bullshit with the cover vote though.

Giroux beat Nashville Predators goalie Pekka Rinne in the final of the first ever EA SPORTS NHL Cover Vote campaign by less than a one percent margin, in what was the closest matchup of the entire campaign

If they're going to claim the vote was that close, they could basically just pick who they wanted and no one would be any wiser. Whatever. Claude Giroux is like the George W. Bush of NHL covers. Nobody wanted him...and yet somehow he got in anyway, lol. I'm so happy for him and his father, Barbara. fucking shenanigans!
 
I'll try to play tomorrow, but considering that I'm getting up at 830 after working tonight until 2, I wouldn't count on my being alive by nightfall lol.
 
Or like Obama? They love him at first then hate him. (I don't mind Obama.) I think a meme is in the works. EA, Why you no like Goalies?!
 
[quote name='jza1218']I just want you all to know that I enjoyed an Ice Cream Sandwich pudding after a pair of player interviews tonight.[/QUOTE]

Going down ccountry, eating peaches! Millions of peaches.

You make me so happy Rob.
 
Unfortunately, I won't be able to play tonight. My wife picked up a part time job for the summer while she's not teaching, so my hours are going to be a bit less consistent than they had been lately.
 
The best at the worst at being the best of the worst. I got mine for $15 and enjoy it. If you can manage the sliders right, feels like a great nhl sim with awesome presentation. The best is the options for customizing your character as well.

We playing tonight?
 
[quote name='Vulcan2422']We playing tonight?[/QUOTE]

I'm going to try, but I'm not going to have much of a window. Probably won't be able to get on until about 1 AM EST...and can probably only play a couple hours at best. Between my wife's new schedule and the baby deciding that 4 AM is a great time to wake up and start playing, this week has been brutal. If you guys are done by then, I won't blame you. Just save me some chicken burgers.
 
[quote name='Vulcan2422']Well, Sunday? Have to make a Play off run right?[/QUOTE]

Sunday is 7/1 anyway...so it has to be before then. If you guys need to play without me, it's cool. I'm just in a really rough stretch right now. The only chance I've had to touch my Xbox over the past week is with the baby playing nearby (or napping if I'm lucky). But even that's just stuff I can pause or turn off at a moment's notice. Parenting be hard, yo, lol.
 
Well, the playoff run was ruined by me. Sorry. Apparently, hitting somebody by the boards from behind is a game misconduct. Interesting.
 
In case anybody here is interested, NHL 13 can be preordered from TRU for $44.99 with free shipping right now. I can't post a link cause I'm on my phone but check the site and you should be able to find it
 
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Yeah I preordered mine the other day. Was debating getting the Stanley Cup Edition but for $45 the regular was a no-brainer.
 
Finally got my copy of NHL 2K10 today, and I gotta say, it's basically everything that EA is trying to do with NHL 13. Don't get me wrong, it's not a spectacular game, and it definitely could benefit from EA's "polish", but it gets almost all of the fundamental aspects of the sport completely right.

Just from the 3 exhibition games I've played so far:

*Faceoffs are way more realistic. There's a jostle and scrum that is legitimately competitive and not exploitative like how EA does it. Also, if both players are too aggressive, the ref will wave you off and make you reset (though I haven't seen players actually get switched)

*The "turbo button" is basically EA's new "true performance skating". When you press the right trigger, you'll move the puck ahead with one hand on your stick, and the speedy guys can really blow by defenders. Kinda funny when you think that EA went from having a turbo button...to no turbo...to a "hustle" button...and now they'll have whatever the hell "top end speed" ends up being. Sounds like a turbo button...

*Goalies are not full retard. Not only do they anticipate where the puck is going, but they react with the proper positioning and movement. It's the weirdest feeling when you discover that slapshots are a more effective means of scoring than cross crease passes (which the AI will intercept or the goalie will easily slide over to grab). Furthermore, if you get too close to the goalie on a breakaway, he'll come at you and poke the puck away with authority. Talk about a difference from shitting himself and flopping around on the ice.

Also, astonishingly enough, when you're on a power play and penalty killing team clears the puck, the goalie will go out and get it so you can send it back up the ice. It's really incredible how much this speeds up the game...as opposed to watching the puck sitting behind the net for 10 seconds until a d-man is able to chase it down. What's even more impressive is that 2K somehow managed to program this without entirely breaking the game. HOW DID THEY DO IT?!?!?!

*There's no dipshit dangling and impenetrable forcefields around the puck carrier. If you dick around with the puck too long in traffic, it will be knocked away. On this subject, the puck bounces around a lot more, and has to be chased down. Even on rebounds off the goalie, there feels like a legitimate scramble to get to and recover the puck. This results in players just trying to swat it back toward the net, instead of recovering, controlling, and taking perfectly placed shots in the top corner in a fraction of a second. Again, how did they manage this wizardry in programming?

*Oh, also, as Brandon noted last night, when a player takes a slapshot to the face, he actually reacts to it and goes down. Again...AMAZING! It's almost like 2K understands that getting hit with a hard rubber object traveling at 90+ mph might affect the player being struck. I tell ya...these guys have to be geniuses or something.

The downfalls of the game are that it can feel a bit stiff at times. The animations are a bit lengthy, so if you stick lift or go for a hit at the wrong time, it takes forever to recover. This isn't really surprising for a game that's almost 3 years old though, and we probably dealt with the same stuff in NHL 10.

Honestly, I feel like EA's polish is about the only thing they have to sell. They glitz up the gameplay with these giant hits and pretty graphics, and supposedly you get a "better game". So far, it feels like 2K10 does more things right than even NHL 12...the gameplay just isn't as slick. If EA would get their heads out of their asses and actually make a game that represents the sport, they could easily reach this level of competence. Maybe NHL 13 will be the year... yeah... heh... sure... like...i'm serious...
 
Yeah I agree with some of what you're saying Nate. But it is very stiff, and I feel like AI defenesmen react very poorly to players trying to blow by them. Just like EA.


Insert rimshot.
 
[quote name='jza1218']Yeah I agree with some of what you're saying Nate. But it is very stiff, and I feel like AI defenesmen react very poorly to players trying to blow by them. Just like EA.


Insert rimshot.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, maybe I haven't played it enough yet. I could see that becoming a problem...though, I did have defenders stick lift me and knock the puck away when I got too close. They also stayed in the middle and played the passing lane on 2 on 1's and intercepted cross crease attempts with relative ease.

Either way, it's not something that 2K doesn't do that EA does do, lol. I definitely agree that the game is stiff though. My thought is basically that if you combined the two games, you'd have a perfect hockey game. Why EA can't just accomplish that on its own though is the $10,000 question.
 
I will say that it's been a challenge to discover how the game wants you to score. I scored a weird backhand goal that went top shelf in the far corner and it was someone like Tyler Arnanson. I'm hoping that was the exception. I'm still fooling around with it to get a feel for it.
 
Well, one play that I scored on a few times was a very "NHL 94"ish move. Basically, for a left handed skater, you skate at the goalie on the right post, then just short of the crease, you curl toward the left post and wrap it around him. I did this three times, with the goalie going into a diving desperation save each time. Not sure if it's truly an "always goal"...but it did seem a bit easy. But of course, the solution there would be "don't give up breakaways".
 
Takes awhile but I mean, For a game made in 09 and NHL is just starting to implement stuff now.....REALLY?

Also, I say it 20 times a night, 2k10 has 4 refs. FOUR REFS!
 
Hhmm, looks good but I've said that before. Let's keep our expectations low and then get raised slowly as we play and then get lowered as the goalies and D get raped. (semi buzzed post)
 
Wish I could play. My wife's work schedule is so fucking brutal right now...no consistent off days and hours all over the place. The baby's still being difficult with her nighttime sleep and it's 100+ degrees outside every damn day. This summer has been terrible so far. I'll be glad when it's over.
 
Well, that was a complete waste of time. We couldn't even get a game in. Servers are complete crap tonight. Got one win by disconnect down 1-0 in the first the rest dropped before the game even started.
 
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